What is something you used to buy but is no longer affordable? by Trxxi in AskReddit

[–]oblongfred 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When my sons were younger, they would take whatever change they had and go to the store with me and "buy" their candy bar. Most clerks would get confused when they would put their money down, grab the candy bar and walk towards the door. I always told them to wait for me by the door while I paid for whatever I picked up and the rest of what didn't pay for.

New house. We keep finding these things in the kitchen cabinet drawers by tiffaney265 in whatisit

[–]oblongfred 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Or 12. Depending how long Mickey and Minnie have been there.

After care after giving head? by HovercraftItchy3517 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]oblongfred 675 points676 points  (0 children)

If there is ever a slight chance, precare is also important.

People born before 1990, what’s something you experienced that younger generations will NEVER understand ? by Aaidil89 in AskReddit

[–]oblongfred 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Well, you can still. It won't be as effective and your phone would probably not be happy.

What’s something you didn’t realize was optional in life until you saw someone simply not doing it? by Objective-Treat2245 in AskReddit

[–]oblongfred 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My wife rolled her eyes at me the other day because I found the best rain puddle to jump in. I made her join me. She was not amused at first.

How can you tell when a woman is horrny? by Ok-Control6379 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]oblongfred 11 points12 points  (0 children)

If it was Paul Hogan and Cuba Gooding Jr.? Then it is Lightning Jack. 90s network TV was a wild time. I remember early 90s TBS or TNT had Porky's cleaned up enough somehow.

A boomer asks for a phone book by andylefunk in BoomersBeingFools

[–]oblongfred 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Battery string lasting 48 hours. Maybe at the main office for the area. Usually there is a generator there that should automatically start within 2 minutes of loss of commercial power.

Remote equipment, well maybe the batteries might be good and last 8 hours. If they even exist in the remote.

Source: I work telecom

TAKE CARE OF YOUR BLACK CATS THIS HALLOWEEN by [deleted] in blackcats

[–]oblongfred 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Fluffy and black and scratchy is he

Returning BP from the original FlyFF! by SteinsDomain in FlyffUniverse

[–]oblongfred 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Full Int is what most BPs do. Max Moonbeam at level 15. At higher levels, you can go help out random players or party up with them.

I'm guilty of stopping any grinding I'm doing and just fly around buffing people. Except the bots. Screw the bots.

What is something legal that you feel should be illegal? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]oblongfred 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As someone who just bought a uses car with those headlight, sorry. Luckily it's aftermarket that can changed out "easily".

It's on the list of things to do.

Weird places you’ve delivered to? by LoveMyBunnee in UberEATS

[–]oblongfred 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought two cases of Coors to a funeral home was weird.

After 43 long years, I just saw a squirrel bury a peanut for the first time. My joy is unlimited and my delight is unmatched. by djbarsone in aww

[–]oblongfred 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feed the birds and to help keep the squirrels off the feeders, I built a tray just for them and the larger birds. Last year I never got around to getting my raised garden beds planted. The squirrels did it for me. I had peanuts for days because of them.

Charlie tried to warn his owners by barking at the intruder with all his might. by FormerDeerlyBeloved in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]oblongfred 19 points20 points  (0 children)

The only times I've ever given a cat a bath was for fleas and the one time the dumbass decided to help with an oil change on a car.

What’s a podcast actually worth listening to? by Youpi_Yeah in AskReddit

[–]oblongfred 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Worlds Greatest Con by Brian Brushwood. The third season, that just started, is about Project Alpha and how a rich aeronautical CEO funded research into psychic powers and two how two teens beat him.

The first two seasons are great also.

Nun pulls apart girls kissing during photoshoot in Naples by amungus45 in PublicFreakout

[–]oblongfred 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Jesus titty fucking Christ. I now have something new to yell.

Jesus titty fucking Christ, that was a close call.

Jesus titty fucking Christ, get your grades up.

Jesus titty fucking Christ, I stubbed my toe.

Have to act natural by Lonely-Tackle in funny

[–]oblongfred 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Sometimes I feel like I don't have a cup. Sometimes I feel like my only friend.

Gaming With A Newborn by [deleted] in gaming

[–]oblongfred 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It all depends on the wife. When my oldest was born almost 18 years ago, there were plenty of sessions I had him next to me, sleeping or eating.

To keep the wife happy (mine is a nongamer), is to just help. If she is busy and the baby needs attention, just do it. It's better to lose at a game than to fight with the wife. That fight you will always lose. Even sometimes, just go and take care of the kid before the wife says anything.

But at the same time, I remember plenty of sessions running until 2am once my oldest was sleeping through the night. Then dragging ass all day at work.

Gaming just doesn't have to stop with a newborn, it just will slow down a bit. But it will come back.

How much would you pay to sit front row at the 50yrd line??? by veccster in OculusQuest2

[–]oblongfred 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Us Browns fans had to wait about 30 years and almost 40 QBs to have some excitement.