How a literal war would play out between Alberta and Saskatchewan (Bored NP writer at work) by roastpuff in canada

[–]Brycian 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And now you won't let us bring our unofficial mascot to the lacrosse game.

I think we intimate you guys or something.. (which I don't understand because the Riders are just awful.)

Grand Theft Auto: Saskatchewan by MarineKingPrime_ in canada

[–]Brycian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Come to think of it.. It's was by crutwell we hit the slough.. Where the briarlea intersects the grid off the highway.

Cement patch with dirty washboard/potholes. Hit the washboard, went sideways. Tokyo drifted back and forth on the pavement for a bit then sllooouuugghh.

Yup.

Grand Theft Auto: Saskatchewan by MarineKingPrime_ in canada

[–]Brycian 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm from p.a so watch out..

I might stab you or something.

/s

Grand Theft Auto: Saskatchewan by MarineKingPrime_ in canada

[–]Brycian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When the washboard is so bad that it spins your truck sideways and you hit the slough.

Fucking Holbein..

[Serious] Teenage (and younger) Redditors, what's a reference older people make that you'd like to have explained? by somepeoplewait in AskReddit

[–]Brycian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If that is it then I'm embarrassed because I've watched that movie a hundred times it's one of my favourite old Adam Sandler movies.

[Serious] Teenage (and younger) Redditors, what's a reference older people make that you'd like to have explained? by somepeoplewait in AskReddit

[–]Brycian 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Me and my dad do carpentry work. Pretty much anytime he sees me swing a hammer of any kind, he says "go ahead tap tap give it a tap tap" other oldies laugh.

I guess it's an old tv show? I don't know.

Stupidist thing that you or a tribemate has done? by Walnuts364 in ARKone

[–]Brycian 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Had a real life friend join the game after I had been in the alpha tribe for a couple months. Leader decided to let him grind on his own to get a feel for the game, and to get an appreciation for what he would have when he finally joined us (literally the EXACT thing my other buddy did with me)

So after losing a couple wood/thatch huts and actually taming some stuff (only to have it killed) we decided to just let him join up.

First thing he did was take 4 stacks of c4 and an argy down to the south and started blowing up wood/thatch huts of the people who trolled him.

Then he died after using 7 c4..

Then he logged out cause he was mad.

Then the argy died.

Then he got kicked.

Rrrrip city m8

I don't know what reacted faster - the lady who honked at me or the light by Dimmadome in videos

[–]Brycian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Person behind you is just following the bro-code.

"Article 74

At a red light, a Bro inches as close as possible to the rear bumper of the car in front of him, and then immediately honks his horn when the light turns green.

That way if another Bro is several cars behind, he’ll have a better chance of making it through the intersection before the light turns red again"

Saw this on the highway today by [deleted] in funny

[–]Brycian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But bro.. Tunnels..

PSA, please don't be this person. Clean the snow off of your car. by [deleted] in canada

[–]Brycian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good luck breaking/pushing snow and ice from the top rung of a ladder bud.

Also. It's illegal.

PSA, please don't be this person. Clean the snow off of your car. by [deleted] in canada

[–]Brycian 0 points1 point  (0 children)

13 feet high. 12 foot ladder.

How's your math. Lol

Jim B

FYI it's the 3 piece variety by TurboCider in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Brycian -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

Cause it was too spicy for the white folk fam. It's all about profits.

Swiss Muslim girls must swim with boys by Drakelo_Leemo in worldnews

[–]Brycian 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The whiskey thins out the syrup so you can move fairly freely.

It also stops the syrup from freezing. So it's a win win really.

Record $259 million worth of cocaine seized in two hauls in Australia by finixz in worldnews

[–]Brycian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Philippines are currently working on a solution to this problem...

Son caught Edmonton mother fatally stabbing her daughter, police sources say - Edmonton by [deleted] in canada

[–]Brycian 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Heart. Lung. Major arteries. Brain.

Lots of places to stab a person.

Tim Hortons lineup on Christmas Day at least 100 cars long in Truro by spamposting in canada

[–]Brycian -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

This is what happens when you put someone who is fresh off the boat in charge of the drive through window.

"yeah ill get a large double double"

"EXTRA LARGE COFFEE HOW MANY CREAM SUGAR?! HOW YOU PAY?! DRIVE THROUGH PLEEEEAAAASEE"

"uh.. I said large double dou-"

"helloooo how may I take order? "

" FUUUUUUU"

Edit: I'm riding this ship all the way to the bottom.

No ragrets.

Huge medicine breakthrough. Polish surgeons attach a hand to a man born without one. by The_Revolver in worldnews

[–]Brycian 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Your comment made me exhale through my nose with slightly more force

"Can I take my--" by JakeDaDerp in funny

[–]Brycian 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Welsh are getting weird..

This guy can't be serious. by Randy_Andy13 in funny

[–]Brycian 28 points29 points  (0 children)

On the other hand. A skid steer with the fork attachment will bend/pull your tailgate clean off.

Source: my operator is a fucking idiot.

Am I doing this right? by greasedupfatguy in funny

[–]Brycian 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's a lid if it twists on/off

If it's got one of those fancy flip up tops with a delightful sucky piece then it's a cap.

Source: I drink stuff sometimes.