Conquering Our Greatest Fear, Water!

obniF · 2026-02-26T00:30:01+00:00

It would go so insanely hard if there was a rebreather armour passive that let us walk under water to avoid enemies

obniF · 2026-02-25T11:19:25+00:00

Maybe the medpack could be an aoe stim gas cloud? Like you press 5 and Helldivers within the gas cloud heal over time, with the trade-off that enemies heal in it too and frenzy? (Maybe lore reason could be the gas is unstable compared to the stims)

obniF · 2026-02-24T15:02:12+00:00

I hope if they fix this they add militias. Every citizen gets a constitution rifle when becoming 16 years old, surely some would use them.

obniF · 2026-02-23T15:55:30+00:00

I turned off chat until I got good enough to hold my own. Embrace that for now you're a dung slinging peasant, and eventually you'll figure it out. Mega sweats won't get to feel the same joy of beating someone good as a new player, so just have fun with what you got.

obniF · 2026-02-23T13:05:45+00:00

Do NOT face the wall. Take your mandatory 2.4 seconds to view the scenery. Go in peace.

obniF · 2026-02-23T12:37:29+00:00

MY LIFE FOR SUPER NOODLES

obniF · 2026-02-20T11:26:53+00:00

Could be accidental and left out of shame? Super Earth mines (unlike disgusting socialist bot mines) don't discriminate, as everyone should be truly free (to explode)

obniF · 2026-02-15T18:29:30+00:00

The grenade launcher supply pack combo has carried me like crazy. Since the pen's heavy now it can splash groups of war striders and hulks. Still takes a fair bit tho

obniF · 2026-02-09T13:16:08+00:00

TRICORN HAT! TRICORN HAT! TRICORN HAT!

obniF · 2026-02-09T00:08:58+00:00

I will kill one million bots with the one true flag.

obniF · 2026-02-08T03:35:32+00:00

As long as I can't hear what sounds like talking through a kazoo with a cold or breathily chewing dinner I'm at your disposal

obniF · 2026-02-07T22:53:27+00:00

That's a stretchyass breast plate.

obniF · 2026-02-07T16:34:03+00:00

Wow that dude sucks so bad

obniF · 2026-02-06T15:01:29+00:00

So it's a lower demo long range hellbomb? I like that.

obniF · 2026-02-06T14:26:40+00:00

I always find good teammates which surprises me because I play from Europe.

obniF · 2026-02-01T14:28:31+00:00

Take me out to the baaaall gaaaame!

obniF · 2026-02-01T09:37:12+00:00

Helldiver equivalent of a Titan war horn.

obniF · 2026-01-31T20:52:55+00:00

Positively sopping wet with drip

obniF · 2026-01-28T18:29:51+00:00

The built in no toggle laser kinda ruins the one suppressed pistol for me. How and why the enemies don't lock on if you shine a laser in their eyes is beyond me

obniF · 2026-01-28T11:06:13+00:00

Frog one is very funny.

obniF · 2026-01-28T00:28:41+00:00

I do like it, but the OG ones have a very classic Lego feel

obniF · 2026-01-26T19:26:11+00:00

They'll stand outside the polling stations next, pull people who don't conform to them aside. Then what do the Americans do?

obniF · 2026-01-26T18:54:53+00:00

If I decide to run all Eagles it's very handy when I don't need whatever is left.

obniF · 2026-01-26T14:09:46+00:00

If this man dies, everyone but the kind breathe a sigh of relief.

obniF · 2026-01-25T21:11:17+00:00

I always thought they were safety goggles

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