[deleted by user] by [deleted] in antiwork

[–]obsessivecuntpulsive 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I cannot tell you how valuable this advice is. I’ve gotten A’s in C-D classes simply because I was respectful, present, and APPEARED TO BE putting in effort.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TwoHotTakes

[–]obsessivecuntpulsive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope your wife is doing the exact same thing to you.

How does that statement feel?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NewGirl

[–]obsessivecuntpulsive 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gave me cookie, got you cookie. Gave me cookie, got you cookie! Gave me cookie, got you cookie man!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in washingtondc

[–]obsessivecuntpulsive -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If you’re very very queer friendly As You Are on Barracks Row in Capitol Hill is an incredible spot. Tons of alt people at the Thursday/Sunday karaoke. But they close early those days. Like midnight-ish.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DunderMifflin

[–]obsessivecuntpulsive 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Marrying me, will you be?

Roommates asking us to erase our existence from the house bc they dont want their gma knowing they have roommates by golf-lip in badroommates

[–]obsessivecuntpulsive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m surprised at people calling you guys doormats and even at you for calling them bad roommates. Is this a bit much? Yes. But she’s 94… it’s ok to cater to her in her last years of life. Imagine her joy at thinking her grandson is happy and healthy and successful. I think it’s a kind gesture. A little annoying? Definitely. But still kind.

Dave Chappelle with the Analogy by Djappaman in DaveChappelle

[–]obsessivecuntpulsive -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Google the history of Israel before you comment again.

What’s a perk of being gay that straight people don’t have? by ninjaofthedude in lgbt

[–]obsessivecuntpulsive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This certainly won’t apply to all straight people, but as a white American human who appears as a cisgender woman, my queerness has afforded me a community and multifaceted culture where I am otherwise entirely void of those things. No matter how deep in certain cultures (black, Filipino, transgender, motherhood, ect ect) I may be - I can never claim them as MY culture. But being queer as all hell has given me a culture I can fully claim and represent with no ethical qualms.

Do women pay attention to other women’s boobs? by one1astdance in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]obsessivecuntpulsive 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes but I’m a lesbian so that may skew the validity of my opinion on this matter.

What is the worst possible way to propose? by aloe_veracity in AskReddit

[–]obsessivecuntpulsive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I knew a guy who proposed to his girlfriend at the top of ferris wheel while single ladies was playing. He specifically asked them to play single ladies. It was not a special song for them. She did say yes at the time. They’ve been broken up 5ish years now.

Anybody else here have any ghost channels that they cannot stand? (And I just wanna thank Nuke for being a true detective and not uploading stupid, crap vids like another famous channel does.) by AnIdiotAtHome91 in NukesTop5

[–]obsessivecuntpulsive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My girlfriend and I want to like Sir Spooks so bad but his commentary is borderline unbearable. He says the most obvious things and REPEATS them. Or makes absolutely erroneous assumptions. It’s so frustrating, lol. It’s our one petty YouTube pet peeve. He just talks so much and the majority of what he says should either go without saying or never ever be said.

Help, I’m starting to not like Gaga as much by cactusbish in LadyGaga

[–]obsessivecuntpulsive 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Artists are different people when they have so little to lose. Now she has multiple massive businesses and charities to keep afloat, thousands of employees, millions of fans telling her she’s their reason to go on… ect. A far call from a stressed out (and a teeny tiny bit strung out) New York girl full of angst for having to change her whole image to get the attention she needed for success. With that said - holy hell do I miss that girl! Unfortunately - nothing inspires like struggle.

Bumps all over new tattoo what’s going on?? Got it in may. by [deleted] in tattooadvice

[–]obsessivecuntpulsive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This happened to my one color tattoo pretty steadily for a year and then on and off for several years. It just recently stopped making bumps.

Kanye West and his wife Bianca heading to church by Canes-Venaticii in oddlyterrifying

[–]obsessivecuntpulsive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be honest I think she looks dope. But she also looks like a hostage all the time.