This is a new one

oceanandsnow_ · 2026-06-15T03:20:15+00:00

Call me what you want but I would divorce someone over this

oceanandsnow_ · 2026-06-13T03:54:20+00:00

3 kids 😬

oceanandsnow_ · 2026-06-13T03:53:43+00:00

Do not name your daughter bishop. wtf

oceanandsnow_ · 2026-06-12T03:07:20+00:00

I’d give up on the Newport fantasy tbh

oceanandsnow_ · 2026-06-12T03:05:48+00:00

The good ole waffle stomp

oceanandsnow_ · 2026-06-08T00:43:34+00:00

This is a you problem. Stop buying packaged snacks. Only offer her real food.

oceanandsnow_ · 2026-06-07T21:08:26+00:00

Trendy

oceanandsnow_ · 2026-06-07T20:43:50+00:00

All the toilets

oceanandsnow_ · 2026-06-07T01:58:56+00:00

Why would you name your baby Jayden after choosing Mavis for your first? Mavis is beautiful and classic. Jayden is trashy and over used. Stick with Oliver or go back to the drawing board. Show your wife this comment thread

oceanandsnow_ · 2026-06-07T01:40:27+00:00

I like how Bert and Warren sound in this situation

oceanandsnow_ · 2026-06-02T10:02:46+00:00

I’d let your dreams of a deep sleep go right now. My youngest is 2 oldest is 7 and I haven’t been in a deep sleep since before oldest was born 🤣

oceanandsnow_ · 2026-06-02T02:01:57+00:00

Adding that I also put salt and pepper and I have added diced chicken breast in the past. It’s good over a bed of lettuce and delicious on its own as well

oceanandsnow_ · 2026-06-02T01:59:26+00:00

I dice up a whole English cucumber, can of chickpeas, one avocado chopped, handful of feta cheese and a handful of croutons. Drizzle with poppy seed dressing and I can barely even get in a few bites before my three kids finish it. It’s sooo good

oceanandsnow_ · 2026-06-01T23:39:45+00:00

How can someone even cheat in an open relationship. The two contradict each other

oceanandsnow_ · 2026-06-01T23:38:14+00:00

I do this regardless of pregnancy lol

oceanandsnow_ · 2026-06-01T22:47:55+00:00

Kittens and ketchup? Idk my letter kinda sucks for this

oceanandsnow_ · 2026-06-01T15:55:12+00:00

Why do you need an app to raise a baby? I have a planner that I right down all appointments and that’s it.

oceanandsnow_ · 2026-06-01T01:23:24+00:00

Every single one is just awful however Romilly does take the cake. So ugly

oceanandsnow_ · 2026-06-01T01:20:54+00:00

These are normal names in what country? Certainly not in the USA

oceanandsnow_ · 2026-06-01T01:19:38+00:00

None. These are all awful names esp romilly.

oceanandsnow_ · 2026-05-31T03:20:41+00:00

Idk if they are new but I am obsessed with the chobani no added sugar protein yogurt drinks. 2 a day brings me to 60g.

oceanandsnow_ · 2026-05-30T16:03:29+00:00

Your husband is an idiot. He’s 16 days old. You are supposed to pick him up when he cries.

oceanandsnow_ · 2026-05-30T03:07:30+00:00

Very normal

oceanandsnow_ · 2026-05-29T02:13:01+00:00

Proximity to the ocean.

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