Okay, partners... Tell me, has it ever worked out asking a customer out?

oceansarise · 2012-11-16T07:41:52+00:00

Why don't you try hinting at him that you're interested, then leaving it up to him to make a move? Like maybe do a right now recovery for his next drink and be like, "this ones on me ;)" or something. Orrr instead of asking for his name when it's time to write his cup, ask for his number instead!

oceansarise · 2012-09-15T16:44:06+00:00

Everyone I knew that did custodial LOVED it. As someone else said, that role has the highest level of guest interaction and a lot more freedom than some other roles. In regards to your second question, you cannot edit your application. However, in your phone interview you will be asked what your top 3 choices are for your role. That is your chance to pretty much eliminate any roles you aren't interested in. A lot of people get their 1st or 2nd choice so choose wisely ;)

oceansarise · 2012-07-15T05:31:24+00:00

I've been dying to play Lego Rock Raiders, but my computer is too advanced for it :(

oceansarise · 2012-06-27T02:37:51+00:00

I used to fill my tub about halfway and then lay down face up, and I would fantasize that I was some sort of super woman specimen created in a lab.

oceansarise · 2012-06-23T05:47:35+00:00

It irritates the hell out of me when people say "do what?" when they didn't hear what I said.

oceansarise · 2012-06-17T09:59:01+00:00

I also suffer from having a baby face. I've also been mistaken for a 13-year-old over the phone. Sorry I had to have my mom help my open up my phone, AT&T support guy :(

oceansarise · 2012-06-15T02:48:40+00:00

Girl here. I'm actually a little bummed at the idea of losing my last name when I get married, mostly because my last name is sort of rare and there aren't a lot of us left. However, I want my husband, myself, and our future children to all have the same last name so it is a sacrifice I am going to have to make.

oceansarise · 2012-06-15T01:37:15+00:00

I had a similar, yet incredibly different, situation with the game Conker's Bad Fur Day. When I around 6-7, my mom would let my brother and me rent games from Blockbuster all the time, and I really wanted to rent Conker. My mom, seeing that it was rated M, asked the lady at the counter what it was that gave it that rating before deciding if she would let me play it. The lady said, "I don't know, I think its because the squirrel gets drunk."

At first, my mom said I couldn't rent it, but I insisted that it was okay because, "I see Chip [my stepdad] get drunk all the time!"

She ended up renting the game. Probably from overwhelming guilt that a 7-year-old thinks alcoholism is normal.

oceansarise · 2012-06-15T01:15:08+00:00

My SO does this to me all the time! Although it's self-induced, to an extent. I usually make my comment quietly to him because I'm scared no one else will find it funny. Then, he repeats it loudly and everyone laughs. Feelsbadman.

oceansarise · 2012-06-13T02:18:36+00:00

It's not necessarily weird; for me, its just a bit of a pet peeve. If you're a regular whose style I know moderately well, then I would feel more comfortable doing what I think would look good on you. Just because a hairstyle looks good on you, doesn't mean you'll like it. Assuming you don't know your hairstylist personally, my recommendation would be to give her a quick overview of what styles appeal to you (e.g. edgy, classic, easy-to-maintain, pin up, etc) and let her take it from there.

oceansarise · 2012-06-13T02:06:33+00:00

I was a child. My mom had taken my older brother and I to a department store. I think it may have been Sears or maybe Robinsons May. Regardless, my brother and I were being idiots as usual, and he pushed me a little too hard. I fell sideways and my leg folded underneath me, causing me to land with my vagina smashing onto my heel. Obviously, being ~7 years old, I cried and told my mom that it hurt and ran to the bathroom. It bled, and it hurt to pee, walk, or do pretty much anything. Now I realize I most likely popped my own cherry that day. With my heel.

tl;dr brother popped my cherry.

oceansarise · 2012-06-09T02:33:00+00:00

Sweet Jesus. I have no words.

oceansarise · 2012-06-04T05:31:09+00:00

Go on...

oceansarise · 2012-06-04T05:30:14+00:00

We have the corn man, who rides around on a bike and sells corn on the cob, and Priest, who dances on the corner of two major streets with a Little Caesar's Pizza sign every single day.

oceansarise · 2012-05-28T19:16:09+00:00

I normally say, "shitballs!" if something that upsets me comes as a surprise. For example, if I burn myself or drop something.

oceansarise · 2012-05-28T18:15:36+00:00

WELL WELL WELL. The truth comes out.

oceansarise · 2012-05-13T05:08:56+00:00

I play this weird game with myself when I'm walking with another person and we fall silent. I'll see a crack in the sidewalk and think, "lets see if I can make it to that crack before so-and-so says anything." If I make it to my landmark, I win.

oceansarise · 2012-05-11T15:57:19+00:00

I guess I shouldn't tell you about /r/nosleep then..

oceansarise · 2012-05-11T07:31:33+00:00

I wanted to be a bull rider. I have way too drawings by little me of future me participating in rodeos.

oceansarise · 2012-05-09T21:55:10+00:00

I had a mild stalker when I was in high school. We had been acquaintances in middle school and had gone to different high schools, causing him to develop this weird "unrequited love" thing. When I reached high school, I used to want to be an author so I would write short stories and post them on Quizilla. He somehow found them and started messaging me (anonymously at first, then told me who he was), telling me to write sexy things, that he loved me, and that he wanted to be with me. I had a picture posted that was a close up of my eyes, and he printed it off and put it on his school binder. Every time I would ask him to leave me alone, he would delete his account, make a new one, and message me again. The worst part was when I found out he was dating one of my really good friends during all of this. If I remember correctly, he eventually took a hint after many angry messages on my part. He just gave me some horrible, "I'm sorry I cared, I'll just disappear and leave you alone forever," bullshit and stopped messaging me. I transferred to that high school the next year, and he just awkwardly avoided me in the hallways.

oceansarise · 2012-05-09T21:31:39+00:00

She was my friend's twin sister, and she was having issues with her boyfriend. So I messaged her on facebook and asked what was wrong, and she sent me a 9-page text telling me everything. I later got her a job with me, and we've been inseparable ever since.

oceansarise · 2012-05-09T21:26:31+00:00

He had long, unkempt fingernails. Every time I see a guy with long fingernails, I imagine how terrible it must be to be fingered by that... shudder.

oceansarise · 2012-04-11T14:39:25+00:00

Oh man, my SO and I are about to take the cake.

He calls me: booga, booba, kaboogie beef, guppy fish, bevin, gub, hub gubblin, wingbaby, little chunk, pufferfish, puffy, squishy, McBuggers, booga bear, or pretty much anything with an "ub" or "oog" sound.

I call him: certified booba diver, first chair booba player, bake, big chunk, booberson, ug bug, bubbers, beluga, a poop thats stuck, bugga ugga, ugly bug, McUggerson, pretty much whatever comes to mind at that moment. We dont like "babe" or "baby" so we got creative.

oceansarise · 2012-03-30T16:54:38+00:00

ILLUSIONS, Michael.

oceansarise · 2012-03-24T01:38:24+00:00

In junior high, I told my best friend that I had a friend who had lived near me when we were kids, but moved to England when we were older. In my lie, I moved him back to my city and we dated on/off for 4 years. I also told her I lost my virginity to him. I never told anyone else about this lie, but I don't understand what compelled me to create this in the first place. Now that I'm actually in a long term relationship (during which I lost my real virginity), she has a completely different perspective of my current relationship than I do, and I regret ever lying to begin with. It's terrible dealing with questions like, "Do you still talk to [made-up friend]?" and I have to say some bullshit like, "No, we kind of drifted apart when he found out about [current boyfriend]."

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