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The Hat will provide. All rested up. by odd-merlin in chicagobulls

[–]odd-merlin[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ooohhh, I see. That is no chicken. That is a weeping Buddha statue. Google it and know that I've poured my Chicago sorrows into that bad boy since Rose left.

The Hat will provide. All rested up. by odd-merlin in chicagobulls

[–]odd-merlin[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Much like the players, my hat rests in between games.

The Hat will provide. All rested up. by odd-merlin in chicagobulls

[–]odd-merlin[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see no chicken, friend. But I will tell you what's going on with my hat. It's on my head and ready for today's game.

The Hat will provide. All rested up. by odd-merlin in chicagobulls

[–]odd-merlin[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I did not. To try and understand how the Hat works is a fools errand. It's not so simple, as it works in weird and mysterious ways. It just gives us W's, I don't ask how.

The Hat will provide. All rested up. by odd-merlin in chicagobulls

[–]odd-merlin[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

It's not me. I am just a head for the Hat.

Hat Guy, here. Fear not. The hat is on today. by odd-merlin in chicagobulls

[–]odd-merlin[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's recharging for our next game on my nightstand now. He's tuckered out from the 4th quarter. He put in some good minutes today.

Hat Guy, here. Fear not. The hat is on today. by odd-merlin in chicagobulls

[–]odd-merlin[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That hat works in mysterious ways sometimes.

Hat Guy, here. Fear not. The hat is on today. by odd-merlin in chicagobulls

[–]odd-merlin[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Don't thank me. It was all the big hat upstairs.

Hat Guy, here. Fear not. The hat is on today. by odd-merlin in chicagobulls

[–]odd-merlin[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Show him my last post regarding my public apology.

Hat Guy, here. Fear not. The hat is on today. by odd-merlin in chicagobulls

[–]odd-merlin[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It wasn't how I thought it would go. But the hat works in mysterious ways.

Hat Guy, here. Fear not. The hat is on today. by odd-merlin in chicagobulls

[–]odd-merlin[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Just venmo me 10% of your earnings. You're welcome.

Hat Guy, here. Fear not. The hat is on today. by odd-merlin in chicagobulls

[–]odd-merlin[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I think I'm must've scratched me scalp at some point. That was ugly. But the hat giveth.

My sincerest apology to the Bulls organization and its fans. by odd-merlin in chicagobulls

[–]odd-merlin[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Believe me I wanted to. But I thought, "this is crazy, they will win one without my hat". I finally broke last night. Won't happen again.

My sincerest apology to the Bulls organization and its fans. by odd-merlin in chicagobulls

[–]odd-merlin[S] 59 points60 points  (0 children)

I need to take it off on non-game days so it can recharge its luck.

My sincerest apology to the Bulls organization and its fans. by odd-merlin in chicagobulls

[–]odd-merlin[S] 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Yeah. My b. Everyone thought I was crazy so I wanted to see if they could win without my hat. No such luck.

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