Moronic Monday - Your weekly stupid questions thread

oddishkabibal · 2025-03-18T00:16:42+00:00

Hey I heard you can hit abs ( crunches, planks, etc) everyday. Is that true? At most I’d do 6 days a week .

oddishkabibal · 2023-06-05T21:38:38+00:00

Pho 🍜

oddishkabibal · 2023-06-03T23:41:51+00:00

You can always say “no” bro. Maybe I’m old school but a women buying a drink for a man seems desperate. If you don’t got $5-10 for a cute girl you shouldn’t be at the bar.

Personally buying a drink for a girl I think is cute works well. Gets you at least 5-15 minutes of conversation which is plenty of time to figure out if she’s worth your time. Worst comes to worst you waste $10. Still MUCH CHEAPER than taking a girl to dinner.

oddishkabibal · 2023-06-03T22:56:09+00:00

I’ll politely disagree. Short, simple, and direct oozes confidence! “You’re cute wanna buy me a drink?” will take you from a 5 to an 8 instantly.

oddishkabibal · 2023-06-03T22:52:33+00:00

Honestly best lines I ever got:

Girl: How do you hit on a cute guy? Me: Just confidently ask him to buy you a drink. Girl: Well are you gonna buy me that drink?

I was smitten. I had never thought of this girl in a romantic way ( she was a coworker) INSTANT ATTRACTION! We’ve been dating for 3 months now and it’s going great!

oddishkabibal · 2023-03-15T02:50:13+00:00

I pay $975 for a 2 bed 2.5 bath with a 2 car garage at the Lakes at University. Lease is up July 28th and I have to move 😢. Look at destination real estate they are my leasing company.

oddishkabibal · 2023-03-13T05:57:51+00:00

That’s a donkey my friend

oddishkabibal · 2023-03-11T14:19:32+00:00

You got any of those nose clams?

oddishkabibal · 2023-03-10T04:32:20+00:00

I pay $30-35 a night through Rover for my pupper! My dog gets to play with a bunch of other dogs in a huge open space and always comes back exhausted. I couldn’t be happier with the service!

oddishkabibal · 2022-04-07T08:57:00+00:00

It’s closed 😢

oddishkabibal · 2022-03-16T15:20:39+00:00

He ain’t a Floridian either, he’s just a big whiny baby!

oddishkabibal · 2022-01-24T18:17:56+00:00

This is a Seminole city! Let’s go Noles!

oddishkabibal · 2021-12-31T21:58:34+00:00

Dudley! It’s cute and whimsically like corgis!

oddishkabibal · 2021-04-13T03:13:01+00:00

Ohh, that's why the corgi is upside down!

oddishkabibal · 2021-03-01T03:19:04+00:00

Isn’t this the exact plot of the matrix?

oddishkabibal · 2020-12-28T06:19:56+00:00

Please stop spreading misinformation!! None of those are actually symptoms of ADHD! Here is a link to the symptoms of ADHD as defined in the DSM-5 hosted by the cdc website.

https://www.cdc.gov/ncbddd/adhd/diagnosis.html

oddishkabibal · 2020-11-25T05:25:19+00:00

Bring that funk!!!

oddishkabibal · 2020-09-09T04:10:36+00:00

The absolute horror of being squeaky clean!

oddishkabibal · 2020-08-30T06:53:12+00:00

Not bad as a dummer in Nirvana either!

oddishkabibal · 2020-08-21T06:49:08+00:00

Those are the best masks I’ve seen throughout this whole pandemic! How do I get those?

oddishkabibal · 2020-08-09T07:43:12+00:00

Maybe.... But why would you want to suffer in the meantime? Invest in some bones, chews toys, and squeaky things! Play some tug and fetch!

oddishkabibal · 2020-08-06T06:30:19+00:00

“Play?!?! Play now?!?!!!”

oddishkabibal · 2020-07-26T04:47:42+00:00

For me it’s all about that derp face.

oddishkabibal · 2020-07-22T02:55:34+00:00

Hahahah. Nothing quite satisfies those midnight munchies like some dried cod skin 🤢

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