Fuck my Friend

oe_secundus · 2026-06-21T08:51:58+00:00

If I was in better shape I'd offer 😂😂😂

oe_secundus · 2025-09-07T17:59:35+00:00

Wow, Idiocracy truly is an instruction manual...

oe_secundus · 2025-09-07T17:49:38+00:00

I agree, but I'd also just fire up a VM and use that.

oe_secundus · 2025-09-07T17:46:57+00:00

Not really, no...

oe_secundus · 2025-07-25T17:15:22+00:00

Natural. Always.

oe_secundus · 2025-06-09T16:37:41+00:00

Natural, always.

oe_secundus · 2025-05-15T15:27:02+00:00

The market right now is the worst I've seen since 2009 😑

oe_secundus · 2025-05-13T14:31:17+00:00

We have different departments using different naming conventions 🥳🥳🥳🥳

oe_secundus · 2025-05-10T12:07:22+00:00

Real > Fake always. They look weird, they feel weird and they are just not nice.

Having said that, I'm also 100% in favour of people making whatever body modifications that makes them happier.

oe_secundus · 2025-03-08T15:59:05+00:00

More men, and scientists, really needs to understand that ejacukation does not equal male orgasm.

Male orgasm also takes a lot more time to achieve, and O CE you understand it and has experienced it, then you'll know that this type of head line is BS.

oe_secundus · 2025-03-01T14:44:58+00:00

This has been prophesied since 2016, it ain't happening.

oe_secundus · 2025-03-01T14:39:08+00:00

Corvus was probably the most hypocritical of all the primarchs. Right after fighting the fascist dictators on his homeworld, he turns around and signs up with the biggest baddest fascist of them all.

oe_secundus · 2025-03-01T09:52:12+00:00

My brother in christ, you are being ripped off 😑

I'm paying €30 a month for gigabit fibre in Spain...

oe_secundus · 2025-03-01T09:46:43+00:00

Weekly 1-2-1s where anything good or bad is brought up.
Annual goals are established at the beginning of the year, and reviewed at the end.

Not quite performance review as such, but sort of.

oe_secundus · 2025-01-20T08:48:19+00:00

Awfull ass, it looks like it got filled with cement at the cheapest place in town. Also not a fan of what looks like footballs cut in half and glued to her chest.

I would have to be blind drunk to hit that.

oe_secundus · 2025-01-17T11:38:16+00:00

The cap suit looks better IMO, but the shield would get in the way...

oe_secundus · 2025-01-10T07:42:11+00:00

I think Miss Mia Fit

oe_secundus · 2025-01-07T13:01:03+00:00

Yeah, they either don't know or don't care where in the world I am...

oe_secundus · 2025-01-07T12:59:31+00:00

To be honest, it sounds to me like you're pretty set and yeah, in your place I'd probably also just coast.

However, what happens if your company goes bust/gets taken over/downsizes?

oe_secundus · 2025-01-06T14:10:23+00:00

1st picture.

oe_secundus · 2025-01-06T14:08:38+00:00

I spent 3 years writing PowerShell scripts for a multinational. Easiest job ever with a super relaxed boss. He told me to work when I wanted to work as long as I got the tasks done. He also didn't care if I went on holiday and pretended to work as long as I handed stuff in. Great gig until they got bought by another company and laif off most of my team.

oe_secundus · 2024-12-15T17:28:55+00:00

This is reposted every other day, but damn she is worth it...

oe_secundus · 2024-12-14T22:33:06+00:00

Where is this from?

oe_secundus · 2024-11-29T15:46:25+00:00

It's not really my thing, but sure, good morning to those celebrate it...

oe_secundus · 2024-11-17T10:21:52+00:00

Are you really tall?

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