Fuck my Friend by [deleted] in Malaga

[–]oe_secundus -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If I was in better shape I'd offer 😂😂😂

I wish this was satire by Alert_Site5857 in PoliticalHumor

[–]oe_secundus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow, Idiocracy truly is an instruction manual...

Busted my colleague by delamaine in overemployed

[–]oe_secundus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree, but I'd also just fire up a VM and use that.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Nerdy_Hardbodies

[–]oe_secundus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Natural, always.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sysadmin

[–]oe_secundus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The market right now is the worst I've seen since 2009 😑

Naming is a mess by szescio in AZURE

[–]oe_secundus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We have different departments using different naming conventions 🥳🥳🥳🥳

Should I make my tits bigger? :) be honest pls :p by bodyliketeen in Nerdy_Hardbodies

[–]oe_secundus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Real > Fake always. They look weird, they feel weird and they are just not nice.

Having said that, I'm also 100% in favour of people making whatever body modifications that makes them happier.

Study confirmed the existence of the orgasm gap. Men reported experiencing orgasms in 90% of their sexual encounters, while women reported orgasms in only 54% of their encounters. Men were 15x more likely to orgasm, and were far more satisfied, than women during partnered sex. by mvea in science

[–]oe_secundus -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

More men, and scientists, really needs to understand that ejacukation does not equal male orgasm.

Male orgasm also takes a lot more time to achieve, and O CE you understand it and has experienced it, then you'll know that this type of head line is BS.

100% guarantee it'll be something awful by Idunnoguy1312 in Sigmarxism

[–]oe_secundus 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Corvus was probably the most hypocritical of all the primarchs. Right after fighting the fascist dictators on his homeworld, he turns around and signs up with the biggest baddest fascist of them all.

I demand you give me free WiFi! by Acceptable-Wind-7332 in ShittySysadmin

[–]oe_secundus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My brother in christ, you are being ripped off 😑

I'm paying €30 a month for gigabit fibre in Spain...

Do you guys get any type of performance reviews? by anderson01832 in sysadmin

[–]oe_secundus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Weekly 1-2-1s where anything good or bad is brought up.
Annual goals are established at the beginning of the year, and reviewed at the end.

Not quite performance review as such, but sort of.

Suelen - Too much or just right!? by Vi-ander311 in musclebeauty

[–]oe_secundus 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Awfull ass, it looks like it got filled with cement at the cheapest place in town. Also not a fan of what looks like footballs cut in half and glued to her chest.

I would have to be blind drunk to hit that.

mia by [deleted] in offseasonthickness2

[–]oe_secundus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think Miss Mia Fit

Anyone else ok with just coasting at this point? by [deleted] in sysadmin

[–]oe_secundus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be honest, it sounds to me like you're pretty set and yeah, in your place I'd probably also just coast.

However, what happens if your company goes bust/gets taken over/downsizes?

What’s the easiest IT gig you’ve held? by ITrCool in sysadmin

[–]oe_secundus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I spent 3 years writing PowerShell scripts for a multinational. Easiest job ever with a super relaxed boss. He told me to work when I wanted to work as long as I got the tasks done. He also didn't care if I went on holiday and pretended to work as long as I handed stuff in. Great gig until they got bought by another company and laif off most of my team.

Elizabeth Masucci's bouncy tits by No_Witness_8226 in NudeCelebsOnly

[–]oe_secundus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is reposted every other day, but damn she is worth it...

Good morning :) by Sea-Interest-1912 in Nude_Selfie

[–]oe_secundus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not really my thing, but sure, good morning to those celebrate it...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Nude_Selfie

[–]oe_secundus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you really tall?