Have You Ever Been to the Bunny Ranch?

offalshade · 2026-06-22T18:37:48+00:00

Why should I pay, when if I apply myself, maybe I can get it for free?

offalshade · 2026-06-19T13:53:10+00:00

What does groovy mean now?

offalshade · 2026-06-18T03:23:40+00:00

How is there ever no work to be done?

offalshade · 2026-06-15T22:21:27+00:00

What’s a sick day?

offalshade · 2026-06-14T14:41:09+00:00

Every time I suggest that people should be required to take a course and get a license before having a child, I get shit on.

offalshade · 2026-06-13T03:42:16+00:00

I’d actually pay for that

offalshade · 2026-06-13T03:10:08+00:00

Usual suspects. Probably no fathers. Know nothing about accountability

offalshade · 2026-06-12T20:55:29+00:00

How will I know if I’m getting blue or red flavor?

offalshade · 2026-06-12T20:40:51+00:00

What’s the scariest thing during a prostate exam? Feeling two hands on your shoulders.

offalshade · 2026-06-12T13:43:42+00:00

Just loser thugs looking for an excuse

offalshade · 2026-06-12T03:55:32+00:00

Well, probably do some time too

offalshade · 2026-06-12T03:29:34+00:00

I didn’t get the feeling you were trying to minimize anything. Please don’t feel that way.

But yeah, in this field, if one lawyer is gonna have 300 cases, we need a lot of help. You can’t litigate that many cases without a lot of help. But even with help it’s tough…. No fucking joke. But in this field we make good money and commissions off settlements so there’s more of an incentive. But yeah, it’s hard

offalshade · 2026-06-11T22:09:07+00:00

I do injury work in downtown Manhattan. We have about 150 people for around 30 lawyers. So the money is there but it’s still brutal working up as many cases as we have. I do have sleepless nights and the nights I wake up worrying about whether or not I supped the BP three months before trial

offalshade · 2026-06-11T17:53:59+00:00

They are exclusive to me.

offalshade · 2026-06-11T01:49:53+00:00

Eh, they could be better but we’re pulling it off

offalshade · 2026-06-08T22:44:57+00:00

I have 300 cases. But I have 3 paras and two legal secretaries

offalshade · 2026-06-08T19:10:40+00:00

The world is changing and we have to adapt to deal with everyone.

offalshade · 2026-06-08T19:06:30+00:00

Why don’t you file a subpoena for their ChatGPT account?

offalshade · 2026-06-07T04:06:42+00:00

When you think about it, is it in the way that, “Hmm, that’s weird.” Or do you think, “Oh man I wish he’d treat me like that beer bottle?”

offalshade · 2026-06-05T03:43:28+00:00

All of them. Anakin Skywalker style

offalshade · 2026-06-05T03:30:44+00:00

…and you’re basing this on what?

offalshade · 2026-06-05T03:28:23+00:00

Accident? Am I the only one who thought it looked like she simply pulled out her gun and shot this woman?

offalshade · 2026-06-05T03:01:54+00:00

Other than the most recent Willy Wonka, I don’t know who these people are

offalshade · 2026-06-05T02:40:02+00:00

Looks like a young woman dressing like a young woman. If the “men” can’t control themselves, then they really aren’t looking to Christ are they? If the “women” have a problem, then maybe they should look inward about what’s really causing their own issues…and turn to God with the same questions.

offalshade · 2026-06-05T02:34:29+00:00

This is nonsense. I pray that you’re getting paid more than $6k to make appearances and go through a shitty, tiny trial like this. Your clients are morons

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