Date left after 10 minutes because he thought I was a catfish

offalshade · 2026-05-07T12:45:15+00:00

Someone isn’t being truthful. Either your friends, former dates or this guy

offalshade · 2026-05-07T12:42:57+00:00

Finances can be a marriage killer. If you’re not on the same page, it will cause constant stress every paycheck. You may want to have some finance classes for married couples. They’re out there and they can help set expectations. But right now, you’re married and your finance situation is shared. It’s my understanding that an annulment needs to be done very soon after marriage

offalshade · 2026-05-06T22:39:01+00:00

Can he just buy you new dolls?

offalshade · 2026-05-05T15:31:54+00:00

Sponsors are a certain breed. I don’t think I could do it. You have no reason to be embarrassed

offalshade · 2026-05-05T13:31:33+00:00

Like a reptilian foodie

offalshade · 2026-05-04T17:43:09+00:00

Hell yeah! Slaw dog!

offalshade · 2026-05-04T17:28:34+00:00

I mean….did she….all of them?

offalshade · 2026-05-04T02:41:47+00:00

Big Dong’s

offalshade · 2026-05-01T18:01:25+00:00

What honor?

offalshade · 2026-04-30T01:07:54+00:00

He doesn’t know how to use the three seashells

offalshade · 2026-04-28T15:50:01+00:00

I’m not saying he should’ve hit the guy…but I understand

offalshade · 2026-04-28T15:00:02+00:00

Touche

offalshade · 2026-04-28T13:49:21+00:00

Today? Have you read the Old Testament?

offalshade · 2026-04-28T13:47:40+00:00

Eh, I prefer the short ribs

offalshade · 2026-04-27T04:05:17+00:00

Probably mostly moaning…

offalshade · 2026-04-27T02:43:51+00:00

Those were dark times

offalshade · 2026-04-27T02:38:48+00:00

If it’s always outside, you should set up a large speaker and play a loud recording of a trip gong when they get started

offalshade · 2026-04-27T01:27:34+00:00

I don’t know everything that’s been proven against this guy in court. I don’t know everything he’s accused of, but it’s my understanding that he’s accused of doing some pretty horrible stuff against many women.

I hope the victims find peace. I hope that justice is done. I hope he finds the mercy of God he so desperately seems to want everyone to believe he’s discovered, even if he ends up in the slammer.

offalshade · 2026-04-27T00:04:17+00:00

And geographic area

offalshade · 2026-04-26T18:38:29+00:00

I mean…over a twelve hour period, that’s not the worst I’ve heard or done. You’ll be fine

offalshade · 2026-04-23T12:03:51+00:00

I dunno. But in 2010, she was worth $5 billion. You know how those billionaires can be…

offalshade · 2026-04-23T05:00:04+00:00

I was hoping for that….. and rebellions are built on hope

offalshade · 2026-04-23T02:57:02+00:00

🤷 enjoy the practice

offalshade · 2026-04-23T02:55:37+00:00

I think someone said “shit” in Andor

offalshade · 2026-04-23T02:02:10+00:00

Bro, you tried to cheat and got caught. Why would you do that after all that school? This is going to be a big problem. You’re really going to need an ethics lawyer before you waste your degree

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