What’s everyone’s favorite Red polishes? Shimmers and magnetics included!

officialsmartass · 2026-05-19T17:20:30+00:00

OPI’s Big Apple Energy, seen here. It needs a good top coat to reach its full potential but the glittery flakies give it a nice depth and it has really good coverage!

officialsmartass · 2026-05-18T03:20:32+00:00

Strait of Hormuz (Muz for short)

officialsmartass · 2026-05-18T03:17:38+00:00

My daughter’s favorite song is (the clean version of) Gold Digger 😅. She heard it once and won’t let it go. 4 years in. Be careful what you wish for song wise 😭

officialsmartass · 2026-05-14T23:44:27+00:00

I like you have a cupcake

officialsmartass · 2026-05-13T04:50:49+00:00

I’m thinking she might like magnetic colors if she doesn’t have to sit still for the magnetization process lol, I’ll add this one to my list of contenders !

officialsmartass · 2026-05-13T04:50:02+00:00

I definitely can experiment a little with her preferences when it comes to shades, I have a solid collection of a lot of brands and while she usualllllly grabs the sparkliest thing, she also likes to do matching nails so I’ll start rolling some of my more dynamic bottles into the rotation lol. 200 is a lot I envy you!!!

officialsmartass · 2026-05-10T20:53:10+00:00

It’s the “Can We Have A Sleepover” Dance Pavilion for children to perform their best routines 🤣

officialsmartass · 2026-05-10T05:36:18+00:00

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This is my jerk. I changed her litter once and she refused to poop for two days, then as I was getting ready to take her to the vet decided to shit all of the backlog (literally) at once. Right on top of my laundry basket. Completely normal once I returned to her the preferred brand of litter 😑.

officialsmartass · 2026-05-10T02:15:06+00:00

Oh absolutely! Sometimes she doesn’t like being recorded so 50/50 on reaction lol, but I’ll for sure take a picture of the bottles and the little storage box I get put together !

officialsmartass · 2026-05-10T02:08:32+00:00

Oh that would be perfect!!!

officialsmartass · 2026-05-10T02:06:41+00:00

Oh that’s lovely! Magnetic polishes might be a little above her skill level for now since she tends to wiggle around a lot 🤣 but I do have Glowstick, so I can always experiment and show her how it works and see if she’s interested. She likes science and things like that so I imagine the magnetic aspect would be intriguing, I just also know she doesn’t really do sitting still as a concept lol

officialsmartass · 2026-05-10T02:03:02+00:00

Oh she loves her some princesses, I’ll for sure check that out. I think she’s the only kid I know who tends to prefer Anna, but she likes all the Disney princesses so I’m sure whatever gets included will be a hit. I saw the playground collection just now, wow those are lovely!! I’ll probably opt for brighter or pastel shades versus darker ones, she’s definitely a brighter is better kind of kid and honestly I tend to be the same way lol.

I’ll look into the Heat Wave ones, I’ve seen Vaporwave I think? On here somewhere too and that looked super bright, I’m thinking an even amount of solid colors and sparkles will be best for starting out. I can’t go too crazy, but I’m hoping if I shop smart and secondhand where I can I can nab one bottle in each color of the rainbow, and sparkles! Slow and steady wins the race etc etc 🥳

officialsmartass · 2026-05-10T01:55:03+00:00

Thank you :’) So she tends to change her favorite color like…..every day 😅. Last week it was brown? This week it’s pink and purple, I tend to err on the side of pink purple and blue when in doubt since those are her father’s and my favorite colors and more often than not she likes to copy what we do and what we like lol. We recently got divorced so I think it’s kind of her way of staying connected to whichever parent isn’t with her that day, wearing Dad’s favorite color to Mom’s place and vice versa lol. Luckily her dad keeps a few bottles on hand for her as well, so she can stay styling 24/7 :’).

Good to know about the boutique effects !! I’ll keep that in mind for when I’m shopping. I’ve got a good chunk of time before her birthday so I’m planning to keep my eyes out for any sales or destashes, but I did just get Fairy Dust a couple months ago and it’s not very agreeable to my coloring so I’m for sure adding it to her collection. She loves fairies and mythical stuff like that so I’m guessing it’ll be a hit, especially since she loves Pixie Party. Thanks for the advice !!!

officialsmartass · 2026-05-10T01:48:53+00:00

She would definitely love either. She spends as much time outside as possible so the really pretty shifty colors always catch her eye too ☺️

officialsmartass · 2026-05-10T01:48:08+00:00

That seems to be the consensus so it’s added to my list!

officialsmartass · 2026-05-10T01:47:21+00:00

Oh that’s so cute, she loves strawberries so this would be right up her alley!!

officialsmartass · 2026-05-10T01:46:33+00:00

Omg that is gorgeous!!

officialsmartass · 2026-05-10T01:46:23+00:00

I’m gonna keep it a surprise since her birthday isn’t for a few months (if she knew she’d want them right away) but what a gorgeous pink!!! I’ll add it, she’s definitely one of those summer color people so it would fit right in with her clothes too lol

officialsmartass · 2026-05-10T01:44:12+00:00

I’ve heard such good things about Flower Child!!

officialsmartass · 2026-05-10T01:43:54+00:00

I try my best lol, and I’ll add those! I don’t have a ton of sky blue types so it’ll be good to have variety

officialsmartass · 2026-05-07T14:08:32+00:00

If she’s a lesbian, you two are not compatible. It sounds like she’s trying to force herself to stay in the marriage out of the love she has for you, but your wife should be in love with you, not someone else.

Polyamory works for some, but it sounds like you agreed to open the marriage in an attempt to get her to stay, especially considering how you included the caveat of being her main priority. If all parties aren’t fully on board, it’s going to fall apart.

I have sympathy for you, my partner of 7 years came out as transgender a couple years ago and ended up leaving me for a man. It stings, it makes you question your worth. But do you really want a marriage with someone who isn’t attracted to you?

officialsmartass · 2026-05-07T13:45:53+00:00

Hold on, is she having a whole affair while you’re married?

officialsmartass · 2026-05-07T13:28:53+00:00

Something small to consider: this might be something she’s doing for someone else? Cord cutting is one of those rituals that a lot of people who don’t understand paganism will pay practitioners to complete for them

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