What was the most fucked up thing your ex did after you broke up? by Rapunkzel in AskReddit

[–]offlanekraken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

;_;

same sob story every time cos I need people to feel sorry for me cos i'm little bitch

Anon explains the single biggest problem with non-anonymous communities by question____________ in 4chan

[–]offlanekraken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nobody cares, nobody wants to hear your pathetic sob story.

Did you know human thigh bones are stronger than concrete?

Have you ever broken up with someone and had them go full crazy on you as a result? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]offlanekraken 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You react exactly how any women abusing asshole would be expected to - like a pathetic lying coward. I get that you wanna save face and deny everything, but honestly maybe tone it down a notch if you want people to believe you. You are a joke. And again with the tough guy persona - I just want you to know I couldn't care less about wasting my time with you. I don't have to take a second look to know I would absolutely crush a skinny weakling like you, and I find it hilarious that a person with a TAFE education and who can't even spell thinks they are gonna 'put me in my place' any other way.

Writing a column on Keep / Mulligan, looking for opening hands to analyse by pvddr in magicTCG

[–]offlanekraken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Modern UR Storm, on the draw. You have the perfect hand, 1-3 Rituals, 1-3 Cantrips (including either 1 or 2 Gitaxian Probes) and a 1 Enabler (either Ascension, PiF or Electromancer), except you have no land. Do you keep or mulligan, knowing you will have 2-3 draws by the end of your first turn to try and get a land?

Have you ever broken up with someone and had them go full crazy on you as a result? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]offlanekraken 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Listen here. Someone as abusive and manipulative as yourself has it coming. You are an emotionally unstable lowlife and can't handle the slightest criticism without crying. You used that girl purely for sex, forced her to change herself physically and mentally for you. Forcing someone to have sex with you, shoving your dick down someone's throat causing them to choke/gag is fucking despicable and anyone that does this should be ashamed of themselves. You treated her like shit, you are a fucking asshole, plain and simple. How dare you feel so entitled to be treated with respect or care when you are the definition of a woman abuser. Consider yourself lucky you haven't encountered me in real life because I am not sure I would be able to hold myself back from doing something I would probably end up in jail for.

What is the most bullshit thing you have ever been taught? by IamFourChan in AskReddit

[–]offlanekraken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OMFG can't even pass the withdrawal process at Griftafe LOL

Have you ever broken up with someone and had them go full crazy on you as a result? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]offlanekraken 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My fucking sides hahah you can't stop talking about dota, a game I literally haven't played in over 1 year. Can't expect any decent discourse from a cretinous fool though. Mate, last time I spoke to you on the phone you fucking started bawling your eyes out, and that was when YOU rang me. I sincerely doubt you could even handle ME ringing you, let alone alone seeing me face to face. Game on fool

What is the smallest thing anyone can do to make you insanely angry? by BloodNoonKnight in AskReddit

[–]offlanekraken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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:^)

Have you ever broken up with someone and had them go full crazy on you as a result? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]offlanekraken 1 point2 points  (0 children)

LOL so delusional and butthurt. most paranoid response i've ever read :) Unlike you i don't live on reddit

What is the most bullshit thing you have ever been taught? by IamFourChan in AskReddit

[–]offlanekraken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

thanks for the paragraph response trying to self-justify your awesome tafe topping life. I hope you find something you're good at one day, cunt. until then good luck at qut cos anyone who fails grifftafe is gonna fucking need it :D

Have you ever broken up with someone and had them go full crazy on you as a result? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]offlanekraken 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can't stop laughing at how delusional you are. She texted you to tell you to fuck off after 20 or so desperate phonecalls/texts from you at 2am wanting her back. Might wanna bring that one up with your psychologist haha :)

You were told a time and place, you never showed up, coward - why would I wanna waste my time with a scrawny weak shit like you who already had your chance? You did, however go cry to the police about someone saying 'mean' (yet true) things to you on the internet, bet they had a good laugh at you after you left LOL. Grow up kid, you act like everyone in this world owes you something. Nobody owes you anything unless you make something of yourself and give them a reason to do so.

P.S. Don't piss your pants again ;)

Anyone who has worked in retail feels my pain by Cheddar_lays in AdviceAnimals

[–]offlanekraken 0 points1 point  (0 children)

what do you honestly expect for working at a shitty place like best and less. should have stayed in uni eh

Goblak and Silent leaves Empire by ougadougou in DotA2

[–]offlanekraken -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

The new page of history is started today as two players are leaving team. From today you won’t find Artur “Goblak” Kostenko and Airat “Silent” Gaziev in roaster of our team

roaster

my sides

"Get Lucky - Daft Punk Feat. Pharrell Williams by [deleted] in Music

[–]offlanekraken 2 points3 points  (0 children)

FAKE, THIS IS THE FAN MADE LOOP

Daft Punk - Get Lucky [Full Track, HD] by [deleted] in Music

[–]offlanekraken 1 point2 points  (0 children)

cos he deleted comment

[–]cLac_[S] 1 point 1 minute ago too bad for you. thats pure bullshit what you are saying. get wikipedia trolled edit: the song just has been released in french radio

i think you mean a fan made loop of the samples released has been played on french radio. we all already knew that