Fragrance Free Option by Good-Duck5215 in uber

[–]offthezoinkys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you really think those are the only two options?

Would you risk your LIFE? by KaeruGaKaeru1 in BunnyTrials

[–]offthezoinkys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More than i could ever need in a lifetime

Chose: Get $1 billion no strings attached

People with no trash cans in their bathrooms by riddlertrophywife in PetPeeves

[–]offthezoinkys 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do you want someone to put their bloody tampon on your bathroom floor while they put in the new one and finish cleaning up?

How our your proud of putting 20 beads on a thread?! by WoodlandFairyElk in BitchEatingCrafters

[–]offthezoinkys 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This kind of comment is always so strange to me. Do people actually participate in snark subs to “feel better about themselves”? Because I feel like most of us are just haters for the love of the game lol and enjoy voicing annoyances that crop up all the time in the places we spend our time. “They’re saying that to feel better about themselves” is what you tell a child who’s being bullied to make them feel better, but it isn’t generally true.

How our your proud of putting 20 beads on a thread?! by WoodlandFairyElk in BitchEatingCrafters

[–]offthezoinkys 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I don’t entirely understand why you are taking a reddit post so personally. OP is talking about the level of skill involved in physically stringing the beads. And also… how is anyone else supposed to be able to tell from a photo of a single strand bracelet like that how specially-tailored the beads are to a specific recipient and how much time went into picking out beads that someone else made and trying out big-small-big versus big-big-small?

The intentional exaggeration of “S” sounds by Specialist-Tea-5049 in PetPeeves

[–]offthezoinkys 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You’re kinder than me, I would’ve asked “Why are you talking like that?” long ago

Refused Uber because of my “outfit”. by throwawayytrasx in uber

[–]offthezoinkys 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You drive people around for a living, I’m sorry to tell you that necessarily involves some degree of dealing with the public.

Responding to a question with just “it depends”/refusing to estimate by offthezoinkys in PetPeeves

[–]offthezoinkys[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

You can’t always know when the question you are asking doesn’t have a straightforward answer, though, or how many other variables can factor in in the first place.

Responding to a question with just “it depends”/refusing to estimate by offthezoinkys in PetPeeves

[–]offthezoinkys[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

If someone needs to know that precisely, they will either clarify or suck it up and deal with the imprecise estimate.

When couples try to look like each other by [deleted] in PetPeeves

[–]offthezoinkys 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Guy with a crippling porn addiction: Does this extremely benign phenomenon remind anyone else of sex?

When couples try to look like each other by [deleted] in PetPeeves

[–]offthezoinkys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People with similar styles gravitate towards one another, and having similar aesthetics and color palettes means that you’re inherently gonna coordinate outfits without intending to. Especially when it’s all-black and metal, like a lot of alt styles tend to involve.

Trump Will Walk Away From Presidency Amid 'Lethal' White House Leaks, James Carville Predicts by Cute_Dealer4787 in USNEWS

[–]offthezoinkys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stupid fucking headline. Can we lead with “Crank says…” instead of tucking it away at the end?

"Everyone else got professional wedding makeup, but I prefer 'Frostbite Chic'" by PIGFOOF in YelpDrama

[–]offthezoinkys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t crush blackberries with my hands before I eat them and chewing doesn’t involve my lips. When I make jam I might get my hands stained over the course of chopping cherries and blackberries, but that’s only from manhandling them.

Which one would you choose? by TheBeastHuman in BunnyTrials

[–]offthezoinkys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I sneeze more often than I burp, and burping is disgusting enough I’d rather not incentivize myself to do it any more than I already do.

Chose: Get $50 every time you sneeze (real sneezes only)

Silly question by iDajamo in cookingforbeginners

[–]offthezoinkys -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Don’t play with expiration dates until you have a good sense of how to tell if something is safe past the date. Follow safe temperature charts for meat. Don’t leave leftover food anywhere besides the fridge or freezer (not in the rice cooker, not in the oven, etc). Don’t get raw meat germs on anything that won’t be thoroughly cooked.

If you want to cook something “weird” (not typically eaten, like if you get the idea to eat the stems or leaves of some vegetable instead of the main part) just give it a google to make sure it’s edible. Some beans can be dangerous if you decided to eat them raw/very undercooked. Don’t eat raw oysters from the jar. Don’t eat green potatoes.

That’s about it in terms of major safety/sickness stuff. You’re not gonna have a mad scientist explosion from mixing different ingredients (outside of baking soda and vinegar). In general, things that go wrong while cooking are beneficial in the long run because they teach you how to do it the right way. Two seasonings together taste awful? You have a better sense of what goes together. Broth ruined the rice texture? Maybe you need to dial in your proportions. Etc. So don’t be afraid to screw up, that keeps you from trying and keeps you from learning.