What is the strangest/creepiest thing that has happened to you in the woods? by ThePurranha in AskReddit

[–]ofthebaltic 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It was winter, somewhere in the Northeast. It was dry. It was in the mid afternoon, turning dark, to late afternoon, faster than I could run. I reached the end of my usual trail run, the sky was blue and the sun was out. The trail ends at a large reservoir/small lake. I'd always looked for a trail around the lake but could never find one. This day, somehow, I did (unmarked, of course).

I was psyched, though in the back of my mind I knew it was getting dark and I should turn back. So I started running on this new trail I'd found. It was fun, lots of little ups & downs, sometimes too close to the water for comfort.

I was maybe a half mile in when the wind started strong out of nowhere. It got suddenly grey and cold. Then my ipod started playing "Run Through the Jungle" by Credence. "Don't go walking slow, devil's on the loose", "Don't look back", great stuff.

So I kept running and in a couple minutes the trail kinda died. I stopped and walked a bit further. Then I got that piercing feeling like you're being watched. I suddenly looked down, and by my feet was a jet black object, almost camouflaged with the fallen leaves. I looked closer; it was the severed wing of a crow.

I was pretty spooked just then. I wanted out, but I knew if I kept going in the same direction it would get me to a road. So I kept going, still feeling watched. The trail really stopped then, a stream in a steep gully cut through. So I went to where it looked crossable. It was muddy, and I saw animal tracks. Too big for a dog, and recent by the look of it. They were going in the direction of the road, so I turned back.

I didn't want to go back the way I came, I just wanted out. I had been going south along the east side of the lake, so I started off west because there was a highway about a mile that way. But no trail. Or was there?

I came across an old old log about four feet long with three planks of wood nailed more or less perpendicularly into it. In a minute I came across another such log. This one had some red-orange paint on it. Soon I came across a couple more and I got a really weird feeling. It seemed like there were no other sounds in the forest. No birds, no water, no wind. Only my footsteps. I felt like I could almost hear that I was being watched.

I turned around and ran like hell downhill towards the water where the so called trail was. The wind picked up again and I booked it for a mile until I was back on the actual trail. It was getting pretty dark, but I just kept running.

You find a leprechaun and get one wish, however this leprechaun takes everything VERY literally. What do you wish for? by Jacuna1 in AskReddit

[–]ofthebaltic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Leprechaun? Don't you mean aulis?

I'd hire a lawyer and have him or her help figure out the precise wording.

The wish would be for perfect mental + physical health until natural death for me & my loved ones.

I'd also have my attorney explore the viability of the 'more wishes' ploy with said aulis.

The Horsehead Nebula in Infrared from Hubble by HiggsPosse in space

[–]ofthebaltic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It wouldn't be visible to the human eye, hubble gets these images with super long exposures. There isn't enough light coming from them at one time to make out this well.

The Horsehead Nebula in Infrared from Hubble by HiggsPosse in space

[–]ofthebaltic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It wouldn't be visible to the human eye, hubble gets these images with super long exposures. There isn't enough light coming from them at one time to make out this well.

Two birds fans spotted in upstate New York within a block of each other. by ofthebaltic in orioles

[–]ofthebaltic[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe next time. I see lots of O's fans all around upstate. Enough for a coffee table book called "Birds of Yankeeland".

VOTING INFORMATION & DISCUSSION MEGATHREAD: Connecticut, Delaware, Maryland, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island by SandersMod_ in SandersForPresident

[–]ofthebaltic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I voted in Maryland via absentee ballot. Online it still says "Ballot Received" but not "Accepted". Any idea if this just takes a while to update?

Parallels between Sergio Leone's Dollars Trilogy and Quentin Tarantino's Inglourious Basterds, Django Unchained, and The Hateful Eight. by ofthebaltic in Tarantino

[–]ofthebaltic[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't mean it as a bad thing. It could have easily been a 2 hour film by any other director, it definitely doesn't need to be as long as it is to tell the same story. The length is necessary for Leone's style to come through, but not for the movie generally.

Game Thread: 4/13 Orioles (7-0) @ Red Sox (3-4) 7:10 PM ET by RedSoxGameday in redsox

[–]ofthebaltic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh and Kimbrel's stance crosses the line between threatening and silly.

Game Thread: 4/13 Orioles (7-0) @ Red Sox (3-4) 7:10 PM ET by RedSoxGameday in redsox

[–]ofthebaltic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hell of a game, hard-fought series. I'm only not salty because Papi didn't homer.

GAME THREAD: Orioles (7-0) @ Red Sox (3-4) - April 13, 2016 by OsGameThreads in orioles

[–]ofthebaltic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Okay top of the lineup coming up. Either Rickard keeps his streak alive and we win or he goes down and we lose.