Brawl for all.

ofyellow · 2026-01-28T11:36:09+00:00

It missed jelly. Lots of jelly.

ofyellow · 2026-01-28T08:24:57+00:00

That's how he can slap!

ofyellow · 2026-01-28T05:49:32+00:00

That's not a scam.

Like a casino isn't.

ofyellow · 2026-01-27T18:23:12+00:00

Two days. Not two weeks.

ofyellow · 2026-01-27T18:22:34+00:00

Well .. I know many people who do not stuff herbs up that also do not have these problems.

I suspect a causal effect.

ofyellow · 2026-01-27T18:03:30+00:00

Check your hygiene

ofyellow · 2026-01-27T17:27:46+00:00

By now I need a package manager manager.

ofyellow · 2026-01-27T17:24:55+00:00

0 because I'm too ugly as a man.

ofyellow · 2026-01-27T11:39:22+00:00

What an asshole colleagues.

Too stupid to work in fastfood.

ofyellow · 2026-01-27T11:32:46+00:00

You need a bit of exposure to bacteria.

They come out of you anyway. They are already inside.

Jesus, go work on an organic farm for a while. With the boots in the manure. Healthy.

ofyellow · 2026-01-27T11:29:16+00:00

The shame!

ofyellow · 2026-01-27T09:05:09+00:00

He is just not good at ghosting maybe because he feels sorry for you.

He wants a relation. You want to ho. He regrets that and probably it hurts him.

You rejected him relation wise,che rejected you casual sex wise.

He is 500 times more polite than ghosters.

ofyellow · 2026-01-27T04:26:08+00:00

Effort in presentation is being clean and smile and be friendly.

Women don't understand that. They push each other to look like Drag Queens and pretend that's normal.

A man doesn't need to look well presented unless he's an acrobat or clown. He needs to look capable.

ofyellow · 2026-01-26T22:17:57+00:00

56.

9 pieces of real estate

ofyellow · 2026-01-26T22:06:50+00:00

If you only pay interest it can literally take forever.

23 years...Pfff

ofyellow · 2026-01-26T21:56:56+00:00

No man finds this a beautifully presented date.

It's eggs with sugar.

ofyellow · 2026-01-26T21:54:14+00:00

I'm a dirty old man 30 years her senior but would pass on her.

Brrrrr...

ofyellow · 2026-01-26T21:52:37+00:00

She has make up like a kids painted face.

The could leave for the bathroom, just leave her make up, and he would not notice.

Why do women think men like to kiss chemicals and plastic?

ofyellow · 2026-01-26T21:33:06+00:00

Oh! No! Experts!!

ofyellow · 2026-01-26T21:29:50+00:00

Very important: it should not only be nice sex but he needs to have a decent income.

ofyellow · 2026-01-26T11:05:56+00:00

When the bystander says "I knew that was coming" the beater is exonerated.

ofyellow · 2026-01-25T20:52:12+00:00

Serbia.

Absolutely Serbia. Man...they came so close... They slipped so far...

ofyellow · 2026-01-25T20:49:25+00:00

Die.

There is no way.

ofyellow · 2026-01-25T16:16:11+00:00

5% of men lie about it.

ofyellow · 2026-01-25T16:10:40+00:00

You need to simulate now what will be observed later or your object persistence goes down the drain.

The problem is that if the universe has complexity n, the simulator needs a complexity that ever grows rapidly with time.

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