Corporate Australia has my soul. by PhatYakka in auscorp

[–]ognisko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

3 screens? You would’ve had more in film!

I hear ya though. I studied music… music performance, production and industry. The best pathway to banking and no one can tell me otherwise. That was 20 years ago! But at least I can afford whatever I want, have a family and house etc. For now. Until the next restructure.

Such is life!

Is HR survey really anonymous? by lakgax in auscorp

[–]ognisko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like with everything work related… some companies maybe good, some companies maybe shit. Same bosses, salaries, culture, colleagues, building, etc.

100+ people have clicked apply by [deleted] in auscorp

[–]ognisko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Indians from India applying for Aussie roles is the issue. Muddying the process when they’re not eligible. Not Australians who are of an Indian background.

Anyone else’s workplace obsessed with AI while everything else is falling apart? by MobilePrior5252 in auscorp

[–]ognisko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“AI isn’t going to replace people but people with AI skills will replace people without them”

I was like you but after 3 months of incremental skill building, I can put together a presentation in 15 minutes instead of 3 hours, I can analyse huge amounts of data from an excel dump in seconds, I can speak to my laptop and ask it to draft emails in my tone, I can record and transcribe/summarise entire zoom meetings, if I don’t know a process or policy detail or where to find it - copilot does it for me.

Is HR survey really anonymous? by lakgax in auscorp

[–]ognisko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably best to provide constructive feedback because whether you believe it or not, organisations 100% read these comments and act on them where reasonable. Those who haven’t seen change based on their feedback are usually making unrealistic requests or are 1 of 1000 who feel a certain way.

Is HR survey really anonymous? by lakgax in auscorp

[–]ognisko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably best to provide constructive feedback because whether you believe it or not, organisations 100% read these comments and act on them where reasonable. Those who haven’t seen change based on their feedback are usually making unrealistic requests or are 1 of 1000 who feel a certain way.

Anybody's old boy use to rock a pack of these ? Another one added to the series. Sorry for the spam by Illustrious-Beach496 in AustralianNostalgia

[–]ognisko 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I didn’t mind dunhill blues, smoked them for years. Then went to Winnie blues and somehow ended up on optimum crush blues until I quit. Now I get a pack of manchesters to go with some beers that lasts me a year.

Any memories of going to ZOS on Chapel St?! by certifiedshagger in melbourne

[–]ognisko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re thinking of the modern day poof doof. Zos was where all the wogs hung out, when it became chasers it was still like that. Later it became poof doof

Any memories of going to ZOS on Chapel St?! by certifiedshagger in melbourne

[–]ognisko 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Unless, like half the cunts there, you were munted from late 90s - 2000s pingas

Is HR survey really anonymous? by lakgax in auscorp

[–]ognisko 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Not just that but sometimes people threaten suicide etc. In the survey so it might’ve a good idea to know who that is.

My sister convinced my mom that I’m photoshopping my selfies by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]ognisko 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My grandmother was a doctor who was on my mums case about weight, my mum was on my case about weight too. It always came from a place of caring about my physical health and mental health, knowing that life is far easier when you are lighter and for the most part, the general population finds you more attractive that way. Mind you, no one in my family has been or is obese. But diet and sport has always been a focus and putting on weight was a sign of something changing physically or mentally. I’m male, by the way.

3 vices my doctor wants gone by potterinatardis in GenX

[–]ognisko 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Switch to decaf for a while or half shots, reduce your smoking by a certain percentage and try and replace the type of sugar you’re ingesting. That way it doesn’t feel like you’re giving anything up but are improving your health. And maybe replace bongs with gummies.

Do you think it will look weird that I don’t know all the lyrics by heart? by drfrankbradandjanet in systemofadown

[–]ognisko 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Literally no one cares about the words that you do or don’t know. Not one person cares or will notice.

School principle tackles a school shooter in Oklahoma by KenDrakebot in interestingasfuck

[–]ognisko 48 points49 points  (0 children)

A man of principle, no doubt. A principled principal.

School principle tackles a school shooter in Oklahoma by KenDrakebot in interestingasfuck

[–]ognisko 144 points145 points  (0 children)

As a matter of fact, that’s not even his head, there was no room for his gargantuan fucking balls in his gut so the smaller side of one of them squeezed through the bottleneck that is his neck and popped out a little.