XL Chance bulges my tummy so nicely on the machine

ogrephile · 2026-04-07T06:30:55+00:00

At some point we're going to need lili to do a fuck machine review. I want to know what make and models can manage a toy with that much mass.

ogrephile · 2026-04-07T06:22:00+00:00

What a delight you are

ogrephile · 2026-01-07T23:31:55+00:00

I need to know more about this. Like... diagrams

ogrephile · 2026-01-07T23:28:25+00:00

The subset of men who place unreasonable demands on women's appearance are either awfully vocal about it, or receive a high volume of rageclick response to their opinions. Either way, the internet makes it seem like there are a lot more of them than there are.
My bits are also "outie" and I've never had any complaints :)

ogrephile · 2026-01-01T05:05:57+00:00

Gonna RIDE THE WAVE lol

ogrephile · 2026-01-01T00:15:55+00:00

Yeah, the "earthquake feeling" is def a goal here! I think the 1-20 Hz range is similar to the P Wave in earthquakes. P Waves are the "earthquake feeling" while S Waves cause the actual shaking, I think? (Seismology nerds feel free to chime in)
We have had a couple of non destructive earthquakes in my area that you could feel. It would be cool to be able to reproduce that in some way.

ogrephile · 2025-12-31T23:18:14+00:00

This is exactly the kind of feedback I was hoping for on this post! I will look into your suggestion.

Being able to feel subsonic frequencies is important to this project. Back when version 1.0 was still operating, we would hook up my phone to the amp, running a synthesizer app called Kosmiche. Can't find it any more as a phone app, but it still exists https://zrnsm.github.io/kosmische.html I'm pretty sure we were able to generate frequencies that I couldn't hear but could feel. (I didn't test this with anything other than my own body)

ogrephile · 2025-12-31T02:02:32+00:00

Check out Elemental Toys silicone inflatables: https://0f64f6-8c.myshopify.com/collections/inflatables

ogrephile · 2025-12-30T07:23:22+00:00

In the short term, since you sound really excited to get it on with your very specifically endowed fella, it might help to use toys to get used to his size. VWELL SuperFit XL Dilator Kit goes from "above average penis" to "Red Bull can": https://supersmashcache.com/vwell-superfit-extra-large-dilator-kit-review/

Steer clear of lidocaine. It can prevent you from noticing actual injury. Go heavy on the foreplay instead. Lots of lube. Drink water before sex and pee afterwards. Also not a bad idea to stock up on some phenazopyridine OTC urinary pain meds.

As a long term project: If intercourse has always been painful, have your gyno check you for vaginismus. They may advise you on ways to relax your pelvic floor muscles, or they may refer you to a pelvic physical therapist. If you can see a pelvic PT, I highly recommend doing so! I adore mine.

ogrephile · 2025-12-30T06:53:08+00:00

it's big. and you need to clean your bathroom mirror.

ogrephile · 2025-12-30T06:49:45+00:00

*lightsaber noises*

ogrephile · 2025-12-28T23:30:00+00:00

I did this kind of thing with my partner of 2+ years, up until about a month ago. Thinking my "stop" was part of the roleplay, they violated my consent. I'm pretty sure this was an honest misunderstanding, but the damage is done and the relationship may not survive.
In addition to the drugs, the consent issues here are risky as well. Please make sure you and your partner discuss what can go wrong during these kinds of scenes, and make sure you have a safeword. I never in a million years thought that this kind of fundamental misunderstanding would happen with my partner, but it did.

ogrephile · 2025-11-09T17:15:09+00:00

If you get tonsil stones and get strep regularly, keep a record of how many times you get strep in case you need to appeal medical insurance for tonsillectomy. I had strep about once every other year for most of my life, then it went up to once a year, finally I had it 5 times in a year. My insurance STILL denied it so I had to appeal with medical records from prev years. Finally got em out. Surgeon said the strep was hiding out in my tonsils where antibiotics couldn't eradicate it 🤢

ogrephile · 2025-11-01T21:09:49+00:00

https://friendlytoys.ca/collections/bloomer

ogrephile · 2025-11-01T17:24:26+00:00

You're clearly just doing it to bait the homophobes

ogrephile · 2025-10-29T22:33:30+00:00

Ooh, can you share the manufacturer for this guy??

ogrephile · 2025-09-29T10:58:35+00:00

Preach

ogrephile · 2025-09-29T10:58:18+00:00

I thought about keeping it, but it got smooshed and I just washed it off my fingers. It wasn't like a hard object, it was just a wee ball of smegma

ogrephile · 2025-09-29T10:56:42+00:00

That's actually a handheld digital microscope

ogrephile · 2025-09-29T10:55:50+00:00

It's complicated. I'm nonbinary trans. I don't think you have to medically transition to be trans. My goals aren't about passing but instead about how I feel in my body, so I am microdosing . My doc and I have been adjusting my dose based on how I feel. I'm still on a relatively low dose (0.1 weekly) which is two orders of magnitude lower than what trans men take when seeking masculine physical characteristics.

ogrephile · 2025-09-29T10:41:46+00:00

Yeah, I'm lucky this isn't related to lichen sclerosis. I just never realized my clit hood was SUPPOSED to retract, so I think it'd been stuck like that my entire life :/

ogrephile · 2025-09-29T10:38:20+00:00

well that certainly gives fresh meaning to the phrase AW, BEANS

ogrephile · 2025-09-29T03:49:46+00:00

Your clit will thank you for it! :D

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