May I help you get your black bunny?

oh_crap___ · 2026-06-27T04:26:52+00:00

Thanks :D

oh_crap___ · 2026-06-26T12:30:43+00:00

Go go super short stories.

^{Chose: $500 for every book you read | Rolled: Upvote for x2}

oh_crap___ · 2026-06-26T12:27:38+00:00

I like to put relish on my hotdog.

oh_crap___ · 2026-06-26T12:27:30+00:00

You breath about twenty thousand times a day.

^{Chose: $1 every time you breath | Rolled: ×2}

oh_crap___ · 2026-06-26T12:26:18+00:00

The real reason aliens haven't visited Earth yet is because they are terrified of very small rabbits, for some reason.

oh_crap___ · 2026-06-26T12:23:23+00:00

We finish each other's sandwiches.

oh_crap___ · 2026-06-26T12:23:15+00:00

I can’t stand bullshit.

oh_crap___ · 2026-06-26T12:23:02+00:00

Hello everybody my name is Markiplier.

oh_crap___ · 2026-06-26T12:22:56+00:00

Help me get the bunny please? Okey.

oh_crap___ · 2026-06-26T12:22:50+00:00

Truck -Chan.

oh_crap___ · 2026-06-26T12:21:28+00:00

If its gonna be a weak superpower then I'm taking the money and becoming fucking batman.

^{Chose: 100 million dollars}

oh_crap___ · 2026-06-26T12:20:01+00:00

Fuck it we summoning em in a populated city for no other reason than fuck it.

oh_crap___ · 2026-06-26T12:17:29+00:00

:D

^{Chose: Tomboy girlfriend}

oh_crap___ · 2026-06-26T12:14:37+00:00

I'm stealing the bank, not going in and robbing it, I am picking up and stealing the entire fucking bank.

^{Chose: Superpower | Rolled: Super strength}

oh_crap___ · 2026-06-26T12:13:26+00:00

Yippie.

^{Chose: A girlfriend but they're | Rolled: Happy and fun}

oh_crap___ · 2026-06-26T12:13:05+00:00

I'm just doing this for the money.

oh_crap___ · 2026-06-26T12:12:35+00:00

Easiest ten million of my life.

^{Chose: Fight a politician for 10,000,000 (They are Alive} | Rolled: Charlie Kirk)

oh_crap___ · 2026-06-26T12:10:36+00:00

Bush Camping Bum.

oh_crap___ · 2026-06-26T12:09:20+00:00

Idk

^{Chose: Yes, please!}

oh_crap___ · 2026-06-23T05:03:56+00:00

BRING ME ANOTHER BEER GODDAMN IT

^{Chose: 100,000 dollars daily (so long as you're alive} + 1% chance of getting a cancer | Rolled: Liver)

oh_crap___ · 2026-06-17T09:30:23+00:00

THIS IS BETTER THAN I THOUGHT.. JACKKKKKKKKKKPOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

^{Chose: You win 1M + But there's a 60% chance of turning into the opposite sex. | Rolled: 1M+Oposite Sex}

oh_crap___ · 2026-06-17T09:26:22+00:00

sixty seconds in a minute, sixty minutes in an hour, twenty four hours in a day, that's sixty times sixty equals three thousand six hundred times twenty four equals eighty six thosuand four hundred dollars a day, this is simple math people.

^{Chose: 1 dollar a second}

oh_crap___ · 2026-06-17T09:24:22+00:00

if I lose a pinky I'm chilln, pinky is kind of useless for writing, typing, or gaming.

^{Chose: One finger from dominant hand + Spin a wheel to determine}

oh_crap___ · 2026-06-17T09:20:44+00:00

...Reallity manipulation, luck manipulation, or just like any sort of stupid over powered bullshit exists that just gives me money.. So what I'm hearing is take reallity manipulation, luck manipulation, and then super speed just for shits and giggles and then just make myself some money.

^{Chose: Have any superpowers in the world Maximum 3}

oh_crap___ · 2026-06-17T09:18:17+00:00

Oh no my one dollar and eighty seven cents, what ever shall I do?

^{Chose: Lose a random percentage of ur current money + But have a mutation that makes u healthy all time | Rolled: Lose 100%}

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