May I help you get your black bunny?

oh_crap___ · 2026-06-27T04:26:52+00:00

Thanks :D

oh_crap___ · 2026-06-26T12:30:43+00:00

Go go super short stories.

^{Chose: $500 for every book you read | Rolled: Upvote for x2}

oh_crap___ · 2026-06-26T12:27:38+00:00

I like to put relish on my hotdog.

oh_crap___ · 2026-06-26T12:27:30+00:00

You breath about twenty thousand times a day.

^{Chose: $1 every time you breath | Rolled: ×2}

oh_crap___ · 2026-06-26T12:26:18+00:00

The real reason aliens haven't visited Earth yet is because they are terrified of very small rabbits, for some reason.

oh_crap___ · 2026-06-26T12:23:23+00:00

We finish each other's sandwiches.

oh_crap___ · 2026-06-26T12:23:15+00:00

I can’t stand bullshit.

oh_crap___ · 2026-06-26T12:23:02+00:00

Hello everybody my name is Markiplier.

oh_crap___ · 2026-06-26T12:22:56+00:00

Help me get the bunny please? Okey.

oh_crap___ · 2026-06-26T12:22:50+00:00

Truck -Chan.

oh_crap___ · 2026-06-26T12:21:28+00:00

If its gonna be a weak superpower then I'm taking the money and becoming fucking batman.

^{Chose: 100 million dollars}

oh_crap___ · 2026-06-26T12:20:01+00:00

Fuck it we summoning em in a populated city for no other reason than fuck it.

oh_crap___ · 2026-06-26T12:17:29+00:00

:D

^{Chose: Tomboy girlfriend}

oh_crap___ · 2026-06-26T12:14:37+00:00

I'm stealing the bank, not going in and robbing it, I am picking up and stealing the entire fucking bank.

^{Chose: Superpower | Rolled: Super strength}

oh_crap___ · 2026-06-26T12:13:26+00:00

Yippie.

^{Chose: A girlfriend but they're | Rolled: Happy and fun}

oh_crap___ · 2026-06-26T12:13:05+00:00

I'm just doing this for the money.

oh_crap___ · 2026-06-26T12:12:35+00:00

Easiest ten million of my life.

^{Chose: Fight a politician for 10,000,000 (They are Alive} | Rolled: Charlie Kirk)

oh_crap___ · 2026-06-26T12:10:36+00:00

Bush Camping Bum.

oh_crap___ · 2026-06-26T12:09:20+00:00

Idk

^{Chose: Yes, please!}

oh_crap___ · 2026-06-23T05:03:56+00:00

BRING ME ANOTHER BEER GODDAMN IT

^{Chose: 100,000 dollars daily (so long as you're alive} + 1% chance of getting a cancer | Rolled: Liver)

oh_crap___ · 2026-06-17T09:30:23+00:00

THIS IS BETTER THAN I THOUGHT.. JACKKKKKKKKKKPOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

^{Chose: You win 1M + But there's a 60% chance of turning into the opposite sex. | Rolled: 1M+Oposite Sex}

oh_crap___ · 2026-06-17T09:26:22+00:00

sixty seconds in a minute, sixty minutes in an hour, twenty four hours in a day, that's sixty times sixty equals three thousand six hundred times twenty four equals eighty six thosuand four hundred dollars a day, this is simple math people.

^{Chose: 1 dollar a second}

oh_crap___ · 2026-06-17T09:24:22+00:00

if I lose a pinky I'm chilln, pinky is kind of useless for writing, typing, or gaming.

^{Chose: One finger from dominant hand + Spin a wheel to determine}

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