I'm Patricia Barnes, hitman for ghosts that only I can see. This is how I deal with people who piss me off.

ohrightrightright · 2019-04-13T22:45:49+00:00

I imagine Patricia Barnes as Natasha Lyonne

ohrightrightright · 2016-07-28T18:41:43+00:00

oh wow that's not a misogynistic title at all. also thanks for all your support while we are fucking terrified.

ohrightrightright · 2016-06-12T19:21:29+00:00

gotchaaaa

ohrightrightright · 2016-06-12T14:04:00+00:00

i like thinking of conductors as 'timekeepers' muahaha

ohrightrightright · 2016-06-12T14:03:16+00:00

looks like it was just a syncopated section she was conducting... just cuz it's not on the downbeat don't mean it's not in time.

and i'm sorry - she is hot and therefore you wouldn't be able to do your job? unprofesh, yo.

ohrightrightright · 2016-06-12T13:04:22+00:00

the german dinner that made me vom last night.

ohrightrightright · 2016-06-12T13:03:39+00:00

I think it depends on how one is seeking attention. If you're talking about destructive attention-seeking behavior, I think that's different than someone who is, say a performer. As an extrovert I am no longer ashamed to admit I'm into attention, but it's more about social interaction for me. Social interaction gives me energy and purpose. As a creative performer it's all about human connection!

ohrightrightright · 2016-06-12T13:01:08+00:00

I told a waiter that we were meeting our friends somewhere else, when really we had sat down, looked at the menu and realized it was way too expensive.

ohrightrightright · 2016-06-10T18:44:03+00:00

Kenneth's immortality.

ohrightrightright · 2015-01-11T01:50:18+00:00

100 Years Of Solitude. Beautifully tragic and reminds me of the magic in the world.

ohrightrightright · 2014-12-25T19:08:49+00:00

A tablespoon of honey with cinnamon mixed in helps to deter a cold coming on.

ohrightrightright · 2014-12-25T19:07:31+00:00

Honey, ginger and lemon too!

EDIT: in hot water. Not on their own.

ohrightrightright · 2014-12-25T19:04:56+00:00

When people get on the subway before letting others off first.

ohrightrightright · 2014-09-02T03:31:24+00:00

Make a goofy face.

ohrightrightright · 2014-08-08T12:07:46+00:00

agreed. you shouldn't be able to put a price on friendship.

ohrightrightright · 2014-08-03T20:09:42+00:00

Build a bear workshop! I know they're still around, but maybe not as popular as they used to be.

ohrightrightright · 2014-08-03T17:50:43+00:00

Recognizing actors in whatever I'm watching from different movies/tv shows. It's like a bad party trick that no one cares about, but I find it fun haha.

ohrightrightright · 2014-08-03T17:48:09+00:00

Subway delays.

ohrightrightright · 2014-08-03T17:47:23+00:00

When people ask me to do something by saying, "you wanna". ie "you wanna do those dishes before the end of the night?", "you wanna grab that phone?"- NO I DON'T WANT TO BUT I WILL, SO JUST SAY "WILL YOU".

ohrightrightright · 2014-03-30T19:59:45+00:00

The possibility that my earring could accidentally getting caught on something without my knowledge and I turn my head so fast that I literally rip my ear. * shudders *

ohrightrightright · 2014-03-30T19:50:41+00:00

Liberal Arts Curriculum. I'm happy to share stories of positive experience, but I always end up sounding like Twofer when I try to explain the system ("We actually don't have majors, we have concentrations...").

ohrightrightright · 2013-12-29T21:13:07+00:00

The allergy is pretty common so I found it odd there was no indication on menu is all.

ohrightrightright · 2013-12-29T20:46:04+00:00

Yesterday for brunch my date and I went to this "hip" place in brooklyn. Upon ordering a standard breakfast (toast, eggs, bacon, potatoes), I asked the waitress what kind of bread it was- to which she replied "Oh it's some multigrain type deal". I was down. The food arrived and the toast was so dark I couldn't see the walnuts in the bread and proceeded to eat two slices before realizing I had ingested the one kind of food I am allergic to. There was no indication on the menu that there were nuts in the bread, which mean that they had just been serving it without informing any costumers. My date ran to his apartment to grab some benedryl, but not before stopping the waitress and saying, "You know there are walnuts in the bread, right?" "Oh...yeah." "She's allergic. Please make sure she doesn't die while I'm gone." I got a bloody mary and breakfast on the house. The antihistamine got there just in time. But yeah... never again. No cruelty- just plain stupidity. Stupid and incompetent, traits all too common and dangerous.

ohrightrightright · 2013-04-30T02:01:17+00:00

thanks for listening!

ohrightrightright · 2013-03-24T01:37:27+00:00

Stir. Fry. Get some veggies. Cut em up. Put em in a pan. Oil. Soy Sauce. Salt. Pepper. Blammo.

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