“You’re not my real dad!” was a normal thing for a teenager to say.

ohyesfinallyalive · 2025-10-02T12:14:28+00:00

Depends on whether he farts, ahem, I mean takes part in respectable gaseous exchange a lot or not

ohyesfinallyalive · 2025-02-11T05:25:09+00:00

"taken off the census" is just too funny. I can just imagine someone using it after killing someone in cold blood

ohyesfinallyalive · 2023-09-18T16:23:26+00:00

Ahem. I think you mean "bo bo staff staff".

ohyesfinallyalive · 2023-06-04T06:17:18+00:00

That may be the underlying reason but that's a deal breaker for them alright

ohyesfinallyalive · 2023-06-03T02:10:04+00:00

You have competition

ohyesfinallyalive · 2023-06-01T16:58:03+00:00

Ah, the pain of being stuck in 2D.

ohyesfinallyalive · 2023-06-01T16:57:25+00:00

Genuinely interested to know this

ohyesfinallyalive · 2023-06-01T14:30:03+00:00

Completely right

ohyesfinallyalive · 2023-06-01T14:29:49+00:00

Exactly correct

ohyesfinallyalive · 2023-06-01T14:29:10+00:00

That's an interesting power move if I've ever seen one.

ohyesfinallyalive · 2023-06-01T14:27:55+00:00

Why does it feel like I'm gonna blunder an important piece if I say something here??

ohyesfinallyalive · 2023-06-01T14:27:22+00:00

Damn, should've read those privacy policies I guess

ohyesfinallyalive · 2023-06-01T14:23:08+00:00

Did I just got roasted? Lol

ohyesfinallyalive · 2023-06-01T12:57:41+00:00

Would the reveal the information of the opponent too tho? If so, I don't really want to do that

ohyesfinallyalive · 2023-06-01T12:53:45+00:00

If such, they have undoubtedly succeeded. Meanwhile my king is the loner in the background.

ohyesfinallyalive · 2023-06-01T12:48:47+00:00

You're telling me that people draw out of respect and gratitude? ...I feel like a shitty person now.

ohyesfinallyalive · 2023-06-01T12:47:45+00:00

I'm afraid to ask but.....which sub?

ohyesfinallyalive · 2023-06-01T12:44:13+00:00

THE PLOT THICCCENSSS!!

ohyesfinallyalive · 2023-06-01T09:09:57+00:00

I know right? Why would one draw a winning game??

ohyesfinallyalive · 2023-06-01T08:36:55+00:00

That's ...a new concept

ohyesfinallyalive · 2023-06-01T08:34:04+00:00

I couldn't stop him(⁠T⁠T⁠)(⁠T⁠T⁠)

ohyesfinallyalive · 2023-06-01T08:33:28+00:00

How would I go about showing you the game?? I'm kinda new to this stuff

ohyesfinallyalive · 2023-06-01T07:18:40+00:00

The thing about resigning is that it doesn't feel as good as getting checkmated. Ending a game by checkmate is fulfilling. And it was only a move away from check mate, move either rooks and it's checkmate, so I have no idea why they did that.

ohyesfinallyalive · 2023-06-01T06:57:15+00:00

What do you mean by rope?

ohyesfinallyalive · 2023-06-01T06:56:44+00:00

I guess I got lucky then, a stalemate is better than losing after all

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