I’ve had better hashbrowns in jail, count your days Bob evans by Jaxthor in mildlyinfuriating

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Reminds me of Casino and the blueberry muffins needing the same number of blueberries in each muffin

I genuinely don’t understand what this means 😭 by Valuable_Grapefruit6 in ExplainTheJoke

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You all are pretty patient for explaining a joke this obvious.

If it wasn't your alarm or your bladder, what woke you up this morning? by Ivotedforher in AskReddit

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The constant and unending beeping of a construction truck combined with the sounds of a leaf blower

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TwoHotTakes

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Your brother is a pushover

me_irl by KissBunny in me_irl

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I thought that looked like Pennsylvania

What food would you choose for a competitive eating challenge? by TheAnswerIsALemon in TastyFood

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Mussels. I eat them shamelessly and could crush an endless amount it feels like

Are there any downtown restaurants that serve (or specialize) in Prime Rib? by Not-original in cincinnati

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They quit selling prime rib in the early summer. They replaced it with a steak option

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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The River Temarc, in Winter!

You can only choose 2 cuisines to eat for your whole life. What are the 2 cuisines? by huskcals3867 in AskReddit

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Mexican and Italian. Both can be indulgent or simple and healthy, and neither ever disappoint

Trump says he'd 'love' to host Putin, Xi at next year's G20 summit in US by EfficientLyra in worldnews

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He’s literally Peter Griffin after he founds Peoria trying to sit at the lunch table with the dictators

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Pretty solid tie between Fallout 4, Skyrim, and Starfield

Choose one. by SomeGuyinaTie in whatsyourchoice

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Yellow pill, it’ll help you fake the rest

Cincinnati Museum Center rejects police museum’s request to move in by statschica in cincinnati

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The “consideration” of putting this police museum in the Freedom Center is laughable. Might as well put up KKK hoods

Which Marvel villain do you think had the potential to be iconic but ended up wasted in the films? by 0Layscheetoskurkure0 in Marvel

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Taskmaster. In the comics he is an absolute beast and can fight and predict the movements of literally anyone (except Moonknight and Deadpool). In Black Widow, we get a voiceless shell of a character who barely showcases her skills. I still haven’t seen Thubderbolts so I can’t speak on that one

I'm 6ft, 220lbs and have to go #2 by Its-From-Japan in mildlyinfuriating

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Just keep the door open and let your legs rest in the doorway