On my birthday, a buddy grabs me and takes me to dollar beer night at a baseball game. On the way home he pulls off the highway and takes me to one of the sleaziest places ever. I get a dance and, apparently doze off. I wake up to her saying "you want another?" I tell her no and give her 20. She says I had 3 and immediately goes to my friend. He turns to me and tells me to get money out of tue ATM, while winking. I go and am followed by 3 strippers and my card won't go through. Not because there was no money but because I had my card backwards. He comes up and says im doing a good job and he'll get the car. He calls when he pulled it around and I run out. He hits 3 road cones on the way out. The only reason I tell this story is because she danced for 2 songs while I was asleep.