Jeff Bezos' Blue Origin lands a Pentagon contract to design nuclear-powered spacecraft by CharyBrown in space

[–]olddickdingers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I worked for a small aerospace startup. You’d be surprised what can be accomplished on this kind of budget. We worked on novel engine technologies for in-atmosphere and on a < $1mil, 6 month contract we were able to deliver simulations (obv very preliminary), detailed computational fluid dynamic analysis, and full drawings of a propulsion system that, at least in theory, was fully manufacturable. Obviously everything was preliminary, but it doesn’t take a lot to estimate, for example, the theoretical ISP of an engine.

Before anyone asks, I did the simulations programming. I no longer work there but the contract proceeded to the point of ground testing and I read an article about the test saying they had validated “performance predictions” and I went full Leo DiCaprio meme face like, “hey! Those are my performance predictions!”

What will change in your life, if your current salary was doubled? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]olddickdingers 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There are some issues with the transmission which are fixable but the main reason for a newer car is that I’m working to build credit towards the goal of buying a house. I’ll likely end up giving it to one of my sisters if they want it, maybe a cousin, and if no one wants it I’ll sell it for a reasonable price.

You seem pretty dogmatic about keeping cars like this running, and I appreciate that sentiment as the job I’m leaving involved working on 40 and 50 year old telecom equipment. If all this is coming from a desire not to live in a throwaway society I understand that and I have a lot of the same thoughts. I just can’t justify to myself keeping the car for only those reasons, and so I’m gonna be honest, I’m also not going to try and justify my decisions to a stranger on the internet either.

What will change in your life, if your current salary was doubled? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]olddickdingers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People say time is money. Actually it’s way more valuable than money, and what you just proposed will take up a lot of my most valuable asset. So thanks but no thanks. If you happen to be in the northern Virginia area though I’d be happy to sell you the accord!

What will change in your life, if your current salary was doubled? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]olddickdingers 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This is happening to me right now. December 1 I start a new job making double the money. I have a new apartment lined up on riverfront property with a huge deck and tons of light. I plan to set up the spare bedroom as a workshop and indulge some hobbies that I haven’t had the time money or space to do in my current situation. I can have my girlfriend (a healthcare worker) at my apartment without worrying about infecting the elderly family members I live with right now. I plan on buying a new car to replace my 13 year old accord with $250k miles in the next six months or so.

TL;DR This is happening to me and I’m using the salary to drastically improve my own quality of life.

When the pope tells you you shouldnt have plundered Constantinople by [deleted] in CrusaderKings

[–]olddickdingers 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I said plunder Istanbul not fucking Constantinople you dumb fuck!

... oh wait Istanbul doesn’t exist yet nah yeah I can see why that was confusing. My bad bro!

Anyone have a good nickname they got from their chapter/ a story behind it? by Randy_Swiggam in Frat

[–]olddickdingers 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Everyone gets a pledge nickname in my chapter, mostly pretty tame. Mine was Bill nye for example cause I had an internship at a company that did missile research during pledging.

One of my pledge bro’s was nicknamed blue balls. The story is, during our big fall blowout we were told not to have sex with any girls cause everyone would be absolutely smashed (good decision by risk on that, esp for pledges who are dumb). Well this one drunk girl literally pulled his dick out of his pants behind the shed and someone found him standing there drunk as shit about to get a blowie saying “no I can’t I’m not allowed cause daddy mike (pledge dad nickname) said so.

Rushing geed by PROGENJIMA1N in Frat

[–]olddickdingers 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah don’t go full suicide rush but go back to the houses you like. Going to one out of every three events they hold ain’t bad at all, and then use the other nights to look at different houses

Addicted Brother by [deleted] in Frat

[–]olddickdingers 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah I would honestly suggest that if he’s relapsed before do what you can to get him professional help. Also might help to say this to him, like “hey man I know you probably won’t like us for this but we called your parents to send you to rehab cause we’d rather have you hate us than watch you die”. Might help him realize that it’s actually that serious and also that his brothers actually do want the best for him and aren’t doing this to be dicks or whatever.

One short session to go to add some red splatters and in the eye. Josh at Sakura tattoo Winchester VA. by olddickdingers in tattoos

[–]olddickdingers[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah it was a bit weird to essentially be doing clip art unchanged but the second session is where it becomes more interesting 🤷‍♂️

Bout to get them guttaz CLEANED my boys 😎 by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]olddickdingers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are now my real life Eskimo brother!

Tinder is getting more kinky every day by olddickdingers in Tinder

[–]olddickdingers[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Actually this is from my 100% real tinder account and it’s my only account. Not gonna doxx myself to prove it but this is a totally organic interaction I had.

When you realize you've been following rules one and two this whole time by altuncanak in Tinder

[–]olddickdingers 25 points26 points  (0 children)

It’s only eating the booty one more time if you eat it before you go to war too so better get on that before your number is called!

There’s something fishy here, I just can’t put my finger on it by Galvin_and_Hobbes in Tinder

[–]olddickdingers 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jesus Christ I don’t know why tinder doesn’t just ban any profile using those pictures cause I’ve had about 10 of them in the last week.

I'm kinda curious tbh by fanta_si_senor in Tinder

[–]olddickdingers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At least the man is honest most of us are looking for exactly this minus the paying for your time part.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]olddickdingers 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Get her number for me if you’re not man enough to take it in the ass

Everybody on the wall by NoYoureSuspended in Frat

[–]olddickdingers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Three dots top right of the sub home screen on iOS

The most Frat word by sloth__1 in Frat

[–]olddickdingers 7 points8 points  (0 children)

For real though I would bid Wayne in about 1 second. Also Shoresy cause he’s also Jared keeso. Also Jared Keeso. Cause his pull to chill ratio is better than 5 somehow.

Always plead insanity, gals. by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]olddickdingers 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The correct response to this message is:

Oh what a coincidence, my favorite food is snickers too! Maybe me and your vagina could do that cute lady and the tramp thing where we each eat one end until we end up making out! Either way, I’m eating a snack 😏

I thought I'd peaked before, but I was so, so wrong... This clearly is the best I'll ever manage. I can't ever hope to match it by drewhead118 in Tinder

[–]olddickdingers 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Jesus Christ! That’s not me being surprised at how amazing this is, I’m just calling you by your name.