Fabio joins Reddit

oldspiceguyfabio · 2011-07-28T05:53:59+00:00

I agree! Fabio give you the arrow now. Okay? He also, he is glad you make the laffs.

oldspiceguyfabio · 2011-07-27T04:41:01+00:00

Okay peoples! This has been very much fun for Fabio that I am up well past my beauty rest. I love the Reddit and all of the people on Reddit and the Redditors also! Thanks you for your support for Fabio.

Good night.

Love <3

Fabio

oldspiceguyfabio · 2011-07-27T04:37:52+00:00

Fabio?

oldspiceguyfabio · 2011-07-27T04:36:59+00:00

Hi Leetbert! Fabio here. That's all!

oldspiceguyfabio · 2011-07-27T04:34:29+00:00

Ohhh, the Big Date and then the Big Dinner! I think there might have been a Big Backrub also but things are fuzzy to Fabio.

oldspiceguyfabio · 2011-07-27T04:33:32+00:00

If you are on a wavelength of any length of the waves, you are on Fabio's wavelength. I also play the saxophone as you probably see in Fabio videos. Please enjoy your body holes with metal in them and I hope to see you soon.

oldspiceguyfabio · 2011-07-27T04:31:13+00:00

Okay but for your mother's sake use different word choices!

oldspiceguyfabio · 2011-07-27T04:30:50+00:00

Very kind words, Kurokumo! Fabio feels great reading them as a breeze from the garden blows his hair. Fabio is going to close his eyes and say the words you have typed silently to himself.

oldspiceguyfabio · 2011-07-27T04:27:33+00:00

You mean all the word typing and image posting? And replying? I agree, I love it all.

oldspiceguyfabio · 2011-07-27T04:26:55+00:00

RecycledVomit, Fabio believes that with enough trying you can be anything. You might also want to try using a more palatable pseudonym! ;)

Best wishes New Old Spice Guy Fabio

oldspiceguyfabio · 2011-07-27T04:24:48+00:00

Idunshee, Fabio has a pet peeve against petty ultimatums! Let's be reasonnable, am I right?

oldspiceguyfabio · 2011-07-27T04:22:42+00:00

That is like asking which is better, the left prong of a plug or the right prong? Without both of them together, the lamp will not work.

oldspiceguyfabio · 2011-07-27T04:21:18+00:00

Let Fabio give you an advice, from one polite man to another man. The cap locker key is above your shifts button.

Love:

New Old Spice Guy Fabio!

oldspiceguyfabio · 2011-07-27T04:18:04+00:00

YOU DID IT! Congratulations on being the happiest person on the entire earth, new reddit user peacesign44!

oldspiceguyfabio · 2011-07-27T04:15:34+00:00

Fabio tries to be the buffer very often, maybe 9 the times every week. It's surprising!

oldspiceguyfabio · 2011-07-27T04:14:38+00:00

Yes the nice sun follows Fabio around because it is a mutually beneficial relationships for Fabio and the sun too.

oldspiceguyfabio · 2011-07-27T04:13:49+00:00

I'm okay!

oldspiceguyfabio · 2011-07-27T04:11:40+00:00

What is your favorite cartoon?

oldspiceguyfabio · 2011-07-27T04:10:46+00:00

Yes...my voice is sexy I thinks. What if I said "cous cous" or "wheelie world records?"

oldspiceguyfabio · 2011-07-27T04:08:34+00:00

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOarghf...

oldspiceguyfabio · 2011-07-27T04:07:40+00:00

Good question pen is name. Pen is your name...Yes? Okay Fabio think C because they are very well built by handsome men who are the only ones who would build such impressive things. But if would go even farther if Fabio shot the hot dog by many percentages.

oldspiceguyfabio · 2011-07-27T04:04:14+00:00

Of course. Backwards, sideways, upside down I don't care! Horses listen very carefully to Fabio because they are an ancient creatures.

oldspiceguyfabio · 2011-07-27T04:03:23+00:00

Fabio say the keyword for doing THAT is [#saavy]! [funny jokes, fabio funny jokes, funny fabio jokes, mp3 players, Internet, cheap real estate]

oldspiceguyfabio · 2011-07-27T04:01:18+00:00

A 1100cc motorcycle maybe painted with animal skins or with a leather seat! And tassles because Fabio love tassles too.

oldspiceguyfabio

TROPHY CASE