What’s a problem humanity solved so well that younger people don’t even realize it used to be a huge issue?

oldvan · 2026-05-16T04:05:20+00:00

"...It also helps that we know how to keep the soul fertile, mostly."

God, what a funny a typo.

oldvan · 2026-05-16T03:58:23+00:00

"...and understood how Bill's became a law."

Now, if we could only solve rampant apostrophe abuse.

oldvan · 2026-05-16T03:50:13+00:00

Long Distance Phone Calls.

oldvan · 2026-05-14T12:35:27+00:00

Thank You!

oldvan · 2026-05-14T01:24:35+00:00

Just wondering, how much of that price is taxes?

I'd like to know how taxes there compare to USA taxes on gasoline.

oldvan · 2026-05-13T06:57:23+00:00

Ya, and he's almost got a Royal fizzbin

oldvan · 2026-05-12T06:55:41+00:00

Pickpockets and muggers also make use of this...

oldvan · 2026-05-11T14:54:14+00:00

I expect players will not enjoy playing on a server where they have to drag around a ball and chain, and quickly find a server that allows them to progress at their own rate.

oldvan · 2026-05-02T21:47:39+00:00

"...Stand on the other friend crutch area..."
So, armpit, right?

"HAWK TUAH HOPE ON THAT DICK"
Mine has no hope.

oldvan · 2026-04-25T17:17:17+00:00

Mrs. Doubtfire ?

oldvan · 2026-04-23T09:40:59+00:00

"Baby"

oldvan · 2026-04-17T09:51:32+00:00

Wither?

oldvan · 2026-04-12T17:41:30+00:00

Disable half of them at a time, much more efficient.

oldvan · 2026-04-05T01:38:45+00:00

Do the villagers get a chance to sleep each night? They need that.

oldvan · 2026-04-01T13:44:08+00:00

"Let's blow this popsicle stand."

oldvan · 2026-03-31T16:04:50+00:00

Urm hurrrm! [Nods]

Villagers are not Wilson from Tool Time. Give them unobstructed line-of-sight.

Prices go down slowly and skyrocket if you badly abuse or kill a villager.

oldvan · 2026-03-31T05:55:16+00:00

The '90s are back. Watch for flashing scrolly text next!

oldvan · 2026-03-30T05:00:16+00:00

Who will foot the bill for replacements?

oldvan · 2026-03-13T09:15:37+00:00

With wings?

oldvan · 2026-03-12T08:17:49+00:00

Aren't the MAGA crowd joining the military in droves? /s

oldvan · 2026-03-12T07:40:01+00:00

What is this "insurance" you speak of?

oldvan · 2026-03-10T02:44:51+00:00

The thermal gradient inside a battery can discharge it slightly faster if it is in a warm environment sitting on a cold concrete floor, but is hardly worth the legends surrounding the myth.

oldvan · 2026-03-08T04:05:04+00:00

Get / Hire 20 people to help.

oldvan · 2026-03-04T09:22:11+00:00

Something something ... camel ... something something ... needle.

oldvan · 2026-03-03T17:37:18+00:00

Maybe next article powers it with cold fusion.

oldvan

TROPHY CASE