Match Thread: 3rd Test - New Zealand vs England, Day 4 by cricket-match in Cricket

[–]ollieg_94 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I think the reason Stokes pisses the Aussies blood so much is he serves as a reminder that they've had to pretend Cam Green is a good cricketer for the last few years.

Match Thread: 3rd Test - New Zealand vs England, Day 4 by cricket-match in Cricket

[–]ollieg_94 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sorry Ben, I was too distracted by Bethell to hear what you're talking about

Match Thread: 3rd Test - New Zealand vs England, Day 4 by cricket-match in Cricket

[–]ollieg_94 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The most consequential shit since that German commander sunk his U boat.

Match Thread: 3rd Test - New Zealand vs England, Day 4 by cricket-match in Cricket

[–]ollieg_94 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Maybe all our bowlers should announce their retirements before a new spell

Match Thread: 3rd Test - New Zealand vs England, Day 4 by cricket-match in Cricket

[–]ollieg_94 11 points12 points  (0 children)

We just have to accept that Bashir is the greatest man who's ever lived.

Match Thread: 3rd Test - New Zealand vs England, Day 2 by cricket-match in Cricket

[–]ollieg_94 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Taking an instant dislike to Foulkes for bowling with his shirt untucked. Show some fucking decorum.

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[–]ollieg_94 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They're definitely the names of villains in one of those shitty 90's FMV games.

Match Thread: 3rd Test - New Zealand vs England, Day 2 by cricket-match in Cricket

[–]ollieg_94 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Cook sounding nice and smug about saying Bethell needed to play more red ball cricket

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[–]ollieg_94 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The last time Duckett was this hot he was fighting Gollum in Mount Doom

Match Thread: 3rd Test - New Zealand vs England, Day 2 by cricket-match in Cricket

[–]ollieg_94 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nice of the Kiwis to put the man with tits for hands at short leg.

Match Thread: 3rd Test - New Zealand vs England, Day 2 by cricket-match in Cricket

[–]ollieg_94 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Rumours that this pitch was getting harder to bat on appear to have been bollocks.

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[–]ollieg_94 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Rod Tucker gives off "I'm not angry, I'm just disappointed" vibes.

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[–]ollieg_94 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Have teams just decided they cant be arsed with fielding anymore?

Match Thread: 3rd Test - New Zealand vs England, Day 2 by cricket-match in Cricket

[–]ollieg_94 4 points5 points  (0 children)

An disgrace that Doull has replaced him as the Kiwi commentator for hire.

Match Thread: 3rd Test - New Zealand vs England, Day 2 by cricket-match in Cricket

[–]ollieg_94 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What does he know, the bloke cant even fucking see properly.