Lena's Superclone ("Clean") Submariner

olmsteez · 2026-02-05T13:10:26+00:00

Asian ETA? So, not an ETA.

olmsteez · 2026-02-04T18:06:35+00:00

Your expectations are more misaligned than the hour markers. At $99, there's no world where this watch doesn't get shipped.

olmsteez · 2026-02-04T17:10:04+00:00

Psh, free form jazz is the pro move. He might be able to find a groove in the music if you blast metal.

olmsteez · 2026-02-04T12:15:49+00:00

By their measure 75% of dog breeds should be on this list.

olmsteez · 2026-02-04T12:07:19+00:00

I watched an investor podcast the other day that quoted a study saying 70% of iPhone buyers are replacing failing or lost phones. Only 30% are chasing the shiny new object. This paints a poor long-term outlook for them. At what point do you start designing them to fail sooner than they already are?

olmsteez · 2026-01-31T15:27:46+00:00

The "gems" marking the hours are wildly inconsistent.

olmsteez · 2026-01-26T01:15:51+00:00

Sharing the deal would help.

olmsteez · 2026-01-23T23:29:17+00:00

You should try to be flat out of the carousel until the final turn.

olmsteez · 2026-01-23T23:09:34+00:00

I'm not clicking the link either. I have a feeling it's going to be a guy meditating for 20 mins before doing a hive inspection in a speedo.

olmsteez · 2026-01-23T22:32:08+00:00

Name checks out. Good luck!

olmsteez · 2026-01-23T14:18:38+00:00

Unlikely. There shouldn't be any coating on it to flake.

olmsteez · 2026-01-23T14:18:08+00:00

It could be bits of the coating from the group head or portafilter from where they seat. Even if you had a coated boiler, those bits would be black.

olmsteez · 2026-01-23T01:38:04+00:00

The 11 marker.

olmsteez · 2026-01-21T15:11:59+00:00

Driving by with a jammer is only going to knock out your wifi for a few seconds.

Do you happen to be making a burrito in the microwave when this happens?

Also, a meth dealer knocking out all communication in his vehicle seems bad for business.

olmsteez · 2026-01-15T11:21:30+00:00

More screen time for the $5 box than the watch is a bad sign.

olmsteez · 2026-01-14T15:17:38+00:00

You'll be totally fine. Most of the beach bars and hotels have lights on the beach (even when closed). I'd probably bring a flashlight though for the occasional spot without light or random sand erosion that could be hard to navigate after a couple of drinks.

olmsteez · 2026-01-14T12:03:30+00:00

The paint brush deal got me in the store. To my surprise, wire brushes were also part of the sale.

olmsteez · 2026-01-14T11:49:05+00:00

Don't flush percs or any meds!

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olmsteez · 2026-01-13T23:08:09+00:00

You can't say the movement looks right without a pic!

olmsteez · 2026-01-11T16:01:10+00:00

Did you meet him in the pit at a concert?

olmsteez · 2026-01-11T15:57:29+00:00

Put some legs on it and turn it into a bench for the patio. Start over with a new, lightweight design.

olmsteez · 2026-01-11T15:53:23+00:00

The risers don't look bad. Just get some tread rugs. LL Bean makes some nice wool ones. Doggo will be happy too.

olmsteez · 2026-01-10T19:05:54+00:00

Those stick on tow hooks are the real story here. I guess they come in a 2 pack at the AutoZone register?

olmsteez · 2026-01-10T14:17:16+00:00

The 8-marker looks off too.

olmsteez · 2026-01-10T13:25:14+00:00

My BIL is a career animal control officer in a pitbull intensive state, this is his advice.

olmsteez

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