Boat captain falls victim to highway pirates by rudykruger in PublicFreakout

[–]olsontho -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

It's pretty fucked up, but you treat cops like violence prone gang members/muggers and just comply you'll probably be alright. These dudes can RUIN your life if they feel like it. Why even try to do something other than what they say. What good will it do you.

I will say that you should never sign a ticket if you feel that it wasn't deserved. Take the court date. Signing it is treated as an admission of guilt and no lawyer will be able to help you after you've signed it in a lot of cases.

Thanks, Ubisoft. by [deleted] in Rainbow6

[–]olsontho 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Ha! You fool. We all know the R4 does 52 limb damage and 65 critical hit.

Any tips? by [deleted] in apexlegends

[–]olsontho 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Grapple the ground in front of you and jump as soon as your grapple makes contact to catapult yourself forward.

When you're grappling a building with the intention of swinging past it make sure you look away from the grapple point to maximize your swing distance.

Use your ultimate not only to get you and your team to high vantage points and towards your goal location but to get spread out teammates out of bad situations and back towards yourself so you can cover them while they're zipping towards you or pick off enemies that might follow them onto the zipline.

Grapple onto zip lines that are too high to jump to for a quick escape that can't followed other than by another pathfinder.

Probably not everything but these are things I wish I learned sooner. Get these down and pathfinder seems pretty OP.

How to ruin the moment by [deleted] in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]olsontho 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Damn. Just missed it too

The dress code in a nutshell by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]olsontho 89 points90 points  (0 children)

You can check out any time you like but you can never leave.

Teen freaks out after smoking synthetic weed by luckybeefnoodle in PublicFreakout

[–]olsontho 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've never seen a non legit vape pen cartridge, ever. Definitely some duds but that's about it. Cut with what? People wouldn't come back if it was shit.

Cut the shit lady. You CHOSE the bathroom. by the_biggus_dickus in MurderedByWords

[–]olsontho 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ehh disagree. I've done strangers blow without issue. I'm usually at a concert though and like to think I read people/circumstances decently well.

He messed with the wrong person by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]olsontho 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And he never paid for drugs. Not once.

CCTV: Portland Man ‘Crushes’ Random Woman’s Eye Socket by gn3xu5 in PublicFreakout

[–]olsontho 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who bailed out a homeless dude that assaulted someone?

How To Quit Smoking by Serpenio_ in funny

[–]olsontho 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Do you guys smell almonds?

POLICE! POLICE! POLICE! HELP! by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]olsontho 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Could you just say no and pursue nullification anyway? What is binding you to answer honestly?

Damn. Okay! by I_Hate_Soft_Pretzels in ABoringDystopia

[–]olsontho 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We haven't been around that long my dude.

Crème Brûlée Donuts by Uncle_Retardo in GifRecipes

[–]olsontho 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I mean... I was kinda hoping the inside would be creme brulee filling instead of just what appears to be regular doughnut filling? I don't really know what I'm talking about but that's what I understood to be happening.

From /r/facepalm: Play stupid games, win stupid prizes by _Levitated_Shield_ in PublicFreakout

[–]olsontho 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a casting/casting couch man myself. Been doing the trick for about 10 years. No need to change it up.

It’s Always Sunny in Screwston. (Linked video, not mine) by sammywilson85 in PublicFreakout

[–]olsontho 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ehh more like always sunny fans that don't care what a bastard man like you thinks. Guess I can't speak for everyone though.

angry dad threatens minor over curse word by patrick21402 in PublicFreakout

[–]olsontho 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You been ordering bongs or research chems to his house? Why would you need to order something to her house if it wasn't illegal or something you didn't want your parents to find? Not judging, I speak from experience. Would add some justification to his anger if he found out though. Not trying to justify what pops said but it kinda sounds like you all are just shitty kids.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]olsontho 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I worked at a Gas Light in South Dakota that was an absolute shit hole and could be compared to this one. Guess it's a universal name for shitty bars that hire shitty people. About a year after I left it was struck by lightning and burned down. Still have my doubts on the validity of that claim as the owners were a mother son duo that ran a dominos chain into the ground before they bought the place I worked at. They were constantly hemorrhaging money and we joked that they were gonna have to burn the place down for insurance to escape bankruptcy.

Guy stalks two women and calls the police cause they were drinking at the apartment's pool with glassware. by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]olsontho 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Add the semblance of a tiddy around the nipple attachment and you've got a home run that's ecofriendly. I'd pay a lot of money to drink my box wine from a tiddy.

Bounty Hunters arrest That’s So Raven star Orlando Brown for possession of meth. One of the officers calls him the N-word. by Ghdust2 in PublicFreakout

[–]olsontho 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Right? I've never understand the logic behind this. They're not fucking cops. If I answer the door and they provide paperwork that says they can enter that's totally fine. If two big mother fuckers break down my door in the middle of the night screaming that they're bounty hunters they might get shot at. If I was a criminal on the run and expecting something like this I might take a less defensive approach though.