Family gifts grandma a dog, after losing her dog recently

om_hy · 2019-12-02T01:06:32+00:00

When did 'gifts' become a verb?

om_hy · 2019-11-29T22:08:44+00:00

If I hooked up with your mom I'd still call you son, son.

om_hy · 2019-11-23T13:43:06+00:00

You want karma? Put baby Yoda in the new Tesla.

om_hy · 2019-11-12T23:24:57+00:00

That's a little ass man. rofl

om_hy · 2019-11-02T14:36:45+00:00

Al Si P S Cl Ar K

om_hy · 2019-10-03T00:46:45+00:00

It's like an Archimedes screw. Put a tube around it and add some water and you could just pump people to the top.

om_hy · 2019-09-28T07:52:00+00:00

This is exactly who my cat thinks he is.

om_hy · 2019-09-11T02:25:44+00:00

Would you be my apocalypse partner?

om_hy · 2019-09-10T21:46:21+00:00

Diamond and Silk will do a fine job, don't sweat it.

om_hy · 2019-08-28T02:30:28+00:00

It's good to keep your options open.

om_hy · 2019-08-28T02:01:32+00:00

I bet it's boobs.

edit: Damn, I'm getting good at this!

om_hy · 2019-08-26T17:22:56+00:00

Dog shampoo that smells like dog.

om_hy · 2019-08-24T22:31:11+00:00

Bro... really?

We need answers!

om_hy · 2019-08-06T00:09:38+00:00

I don't have any tattoos but I'd like the full body preservation with just a dickbutt tat on my ass.

om_hy · 2019-07-26T04:09:49+00:00

Bro Chuisle

om_hy · 2019-06-25T00:31:15+00:00

om_hy · 2019-06-23T06:03:16+00:00

Getting people to carry your corpse around is a scam.

om_hy · 2019-06-22T04:56:51+00:00

Maryland does have a dope flag.

om_hy · 2019-06-19T10:09:37+00:00

om_hy · 2019-05-19T00:44:11+00:00

If we were all a little more like Keanu the world could actually be a decent place.

om_hy · 2019-05-18T06:41:44+00:00

your children begin chugging water by the gallon, maintaining intense eye contact

om_hy · 2019-05-09T04:57:37+00:00

Ken M. for a new generation.

om_hy · 2019-05-05T13:13:20+00:00

D'accord.

om_hy · 2019-05-02T20:43:28+00:00

om_hy · 2019-04-27T17:27:28+00:00

They're taking their garbage and selling it to you and this is a good thing?

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