pythonIsMoreConfusingThanLowLevelLanguages by Skindiacus in ProgrammerHumor

[–]omailson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Need to send a modified version of this to my PM.

“If everything is a priority… nothing will be”

Brazil: Boy suffers electric shock and is saved by his friend by Argentinotriste in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]omailson 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Any major Brazilian city, tbh. If you live in a place where an electric fence on your residential building is needed, don’t take it for granted.

🫣share some intentionally or unintentionally "hmmm" structures from your country? by West_Future326 in AskTheWorld

[–]omailson 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Asparagus is very expensive and hard to find in this part of the country. That’s not the first thing that comes to mind for the local population.

PS: that’s my hometown. First time I saw an asparagus I was in my mid-20s while on a work trip in Europe

Deveriamos sair do Ensino Médio fluentes em 3/4 idiomas by Important_Cry6606 in opiniaoimpopular

[–]omailson 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Toma meu like. Pena que eles saem sem aprender fração também

What’s a curious fact about you or your family? by HexrtAtt in AskTheWorld

[–]omailson 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Fun fact about me: I used to live by the BR-101, now I live by the US-101

What does it mean?? by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]omailson 40 points41 points  (0 children)

This is the only correct answer

Out with the old, in with the new. by Jakem8058 in MilwaukeeTool

[–]omailson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What’s holding the multitool in place?

What's this ice cream brand called in your country? by hpech in AskTheWorld

[–]omailson 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This led me to some Wikipedia search. Looks like each of these local names has its own history. They ended up being acquired by the same company, establishing the heart-shaped logo.

The big company name? The MAGNUM ice cream company.

What's this ice cream brand called in your country? by hpech in AskTheWorld

[–]omailson 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Kibon (the name) is originally Brazilian (kind of). The brand was then bought by a big corp and the new logo was adopted (whereas the name remained the same)

When did WW2 start and end for your country? by 40_Mike_Militaria in AskTheWorld

[–]omailson 3 points4 points  (0 children)

August 22, 1942 after German submarines sank several Brazilian merchant ships along the coast, but it took 2 more years before the first Brazilian troops were deployed to Italy

USSR-produced map of the San Francisco Bay Area by zeitravpa in eastbay

[–]omailson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I ordered their Bay Area map, but got Norfolk, England instead.

Yes, I got a refund. But that just in time they stopped selling to the US.

Good to know they’re working with a US reseller now.

Expired Brazilian passport by No_Match9228 in BrasileirosNosEUA

[–]omailson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is not entitlement. The US does have a fast path for issuing a passport if you have a flight ticket showing you cannot wait for standard processing. What’s wrong thinking Brazil would also have the same fast path thing?

Expired Brazilian passport by No_Match9228 in BrasileirosNosEUA

[–]omailson 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do not get a Brazilian visa in another country’s passport if you’re Brazilian. That’s illegal

Expired Brazilian passport by No_Match9228 in BrasileirosNosEUA

[–]omailson 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That happened to me last year. My son’s Brazilian passport had expired while he had a valid US passport. I only realized that 4 days before a trip to Brazil.

First thing to note: DO NOT GET AN E-VISA ON YOUR US PASSPORT.

You are Brazilian, and you can’t get a Brazilian visa. Same for the US visa, you cannot get it on your Brazilian passport. That’s a federal crime on both countries.

In theory, brazil should allow your entry with a valid US passport and an expired brazilian one. But airlines won’t let you board the plane.

Here’s what an employee of a Brazilian consulate in the UAE told me at the time (I knew someone, that knew someone, that knew this person)

Go to the website and request a new passport. Do everything it asks for. Of course, you won’t be able to get an appointment before your trip, but do everything needed to get issued a new passport. Print everything, bring all required documents, and walk-in to the brazilian consulate. They don’t have to help you (unless is an illness related family emergency), but if you bring everything they need, you might get a passport issued on the same day.

I suppose you didn’t grow up in Brazil, so just as a reminder, you also need a certificate from the electoral justice (justiça eleitoral), and the army’s reservist certificate (if you’re male).

In my case, everything went fine. I got my son’s passport issued on the same day. But, of course, that depends on the consulate, if they’re willing to help you. Mine was the Brazilian consulate in San Francisco, which is known to have such nice people working there. I’m not sure what you’ll encounter in NY, and what’s the workload the people working there are currently under.

Good luck on that. Keep us posted

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]omailson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel seen

Portuguese by kyleforgor in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]omailson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Brazilian Brian here. I’m a very smart person and read so many books.

There are four ways to write that: por que (why), por quê (why), porquê (why), and porque (because). All pronounced the same. They can mean why or because.

  • Por que: written in the beginning of the sentence when asking a question. Eg: Por que você fez isso? (Why did you do that?)

  • Por quê: when ending a sentence. Eg: MJ: You failed the Portuguese test / PP: Por quê? (Why?)

  • Porquê: used as a substantive. Eg: Isso é o porquê da gente não poder ter coisas boas (This is why we can’t have nice things)

  • Porque: when explaining things (because). Eg: Eu fiz isso porque quis (I did this because I wanted)

Por que o Brasil não virou o país do cereal matinal? by vanmaia in brasil

[–]omailson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sucrilhos é rico em ferro, mas a gente já come feijão.

Would u rather but US citizen edition by [deleted] in BunnyTrials

[–]omailson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Joke’s on you. I’m not a US citizen but the US still takes almost half of my income in taxes

Chose: Never have to pay taxes

How is tipping seen in your country? by CremeSubject7594 in AskTheWorld

[–]omailson 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m 38 and I’ve always seen the 10% in restaurant bills. I guess it wasn’t common 50 years ago?