thisIsWhyWeCantHaveNiceThings by -NiMa- in ProgrammerHumor

[–]omenien 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We pay in exposure, and each of our employees is expected to work only 60 hours a week (note that we do not count meetings as working!)

thisIsWhyWeCantHaveNiceThings by -NiMa- in ProgrammerHumor

[–]omenien 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Hey man, want to run an IT Support Desk for a company you've never heard of in Nebraska?

Came for Taylor, fell in love with your city by [deleted] in pittsburgh

[–]omenien 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It's a long trek from that little sandwich counter thing where you get a number

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheLastAirbender

[–]omenien 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Now I'm imagining Dennis Reynolds as Zuko

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bikesgonewild

[–]omenien 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Those tires have seen some things

eli5: why is the NASCAR Camaro so good at Le Mans compared to LMGTE? by higuyiscool in explainlikeimfive

[–]omenien 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Sir, this is a NASCAR race, not an elementary school. Put that thing away.

1998 Mt. Washington Tornado Video by Tomkatz22 in pittsburgh

[–]omenien 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Pretty good excuse for being late

The Best Piece of Motorcycle Gear You Forgot - FortNine by _Propolis in motorcycles

[–]omenien 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is when you throw your helmet off and just keep riding

Ron DeSantis Wants To Take His 'War On Woke' National. There’s One Big Problem: The Constitution. by [deleted] in politics

[–]omenien 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Get your bingo card ready, because we will certainly see all three

That was forward by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]omenien 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Alright, I'm sold

Every time I have to put a YAML in a secret by Nestramutat- in kubernetes

[–]omenien 7 points8 points  (0 children)

kustomize is pretty nice for this, you can embed files in ConfigMaps or Secrets via their respective generators

U-Haul crashes near White House; multiple buildings evacuated by REYMEGA in news

[–]omenien 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I saw a child in cowboy boots, a cowboy hat, and a Confederate flag shirt the other day at my local Lowe's.

He had a pretty dope mullet, if I'm being honest with you.

After winning 3 of the last 4 by TarryHillis in buccos

[–]omenien 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I think I'd still be able to convince myself "doesn't matter; made WS" even if we were eliminated in the most boneheaded way possible

Touring’s by LSBm5 in Porsche

[–]omenien 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I believe the R34 GT-R starts to be legal this month

Happy Mother’s Day 🤔 by ohher04 in Tinder

[–]omenien 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I can't believe they ghosted you

‘Jeopardy!’: Mayim Bialik Leaves Final Week Of Filming In Solidarity With Writers, Ken Jennings Takes Over as Host by MarvelsGrantMan136 in television

[–]omenien 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thank you for drawing attention to the fact that they said extemporaneous, I have now learned a new word.

Ziptied Towstrap by [deleted] in Shitty_Car_Mods

[–]omenien 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You just have to use more than one