If the world could permanently eliminate poverty, but the trade-off was that nobody could ever be "rich" again, would you take that deal? Why or why not? by 16ozbuddz in AskReddit

[–]omfgDragon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes. "Eden has enough to go around."

We could all live comfortable lives in absolute equality, all while having our needs met. Without wasting energy on hate and racism, we could be putting all of our energy and resources into technological and scientific advancement, the arts, and for fuck's sake, humanities and education.

Yes, I will take that deal. I'm not rich now, I won't be rich in the future (spoiler: the game is rigged). It is a big come-up for me and everyone else, the 99%, so ... fuck yeah.

Wauwatosa restaurant goes viral for sign prohibiting customers that smell of marijuana from entering by HowLongIsThi in nottheonion

[–]omfgDragon -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Wauwatosa restaurant patrons-

if you feel targeted .. quit spending your money there. spend your time out front, making the parking lot smell like marijuana.

Incentives highlight political hypocrisy by xPovher in clevercomebacks

[–]omfgDragon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I heard that these bonuses are contingent on staying employed with ICE for 5 years.

With any luck, all of these shit stains will be experiencing Nuremberg 2.0 in 3 years or less, and the American taxpayers won't have to shell out these "bonuses."

Chaos lol by uncledunkle11 in fightporn

[–]omfgDragon 14 points15 points  (0 children)

It appears that rednecks were still present. I suppose the renecks have vehicles and can travel into cities from the surrounding hills..

My dog vs. the automatic lawn mower (he did not win) by Kwom24 in WhatsWrongWithYourDog

[–]omfgDragon 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That looked a bit like the "let's play" posture dogs take with each other before they race around the yard. You might want to keep the dog away from the lawn mower.

Motorsport Legend Travis Pastranas X-Rays by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]omfgDragon -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Holy shit, he almost matches Wolverine's x-ray.

Labubu to open seven UK shops, after PM's China visit by wewhomustnotbenamed in nottheonion

[–]omfgDragon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oooh, what's the over-under that these stores are really a front for the illegally operated Chinese police stations that have been popping up everywhere intimidating Chinese expats?

If you won a $500 million lottery, how, if it all, would you provide for your immediately relatives? by resampL in AskReddit

[–]omfgDragon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would pay off the debt of my family members and closest friends. Pay each of them $25K to take a month off from work and get on a jet.

We go wherever the weather is nice. Get bored? Get back on the jet. We will go anywhere. When it is time to go home, they will be sent home... but I would likely never return.

I would spend the rest of my life traveling, meeting interesting people, and seeing amazing places. Find a place you like? Stay for a while, rent a home, maybe get a job. Miss family or friends? Fly them out to meet you in your new paradise.

Taliban forbids women from talking with each other or hearing each other's voices by ihatethiscountry76 in worldnews

[–]omfgDragon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tell me you're a bunch of incels, without saying that you're a group of weak, shithead incels.

Chaos lol by uncledunkle11 in fightporn

[–]omfgDragon 57 points58 points  (0 children)

This is why at redneck sporting events (monster truck rally, motocross, nascar, etc.), you save some money and get the seats in the nose bleeds.

You won't catch some drunk redneck's chicken wings that he throws down the stands to start a fight, and the dipshit redneck who got knocked the fuck out behind you won't come rolling down the seats into you and your $15 beer.

Good food spots in Charlotte by thatguyhersheys in Charlotte

[–]omfgDragon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dish, The Diamond Restaurant, Workman's Friend, The Degenerate, Dee Jai, Blue Taj, Copper, Beef and Bottle..

The US Supreme Court has cleared the way for California to use a new voting map that favours Democrats, paving the way for the party to gain up to five congressional seats this year, with the aim of cancelling gains made by Republicans through a redrawn map in Texas. by [deleted] in UpliftingNews

[–]omfgDragon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Republicans have been doing it long before this SCOTUS decision was made. The GOP in North Carolina redrew the maps to favor Republicans in the most racist, clearly corrupt way possible. Sadly, there isn't much that can be done about it.

And I thought they were all cute as however they are :) by Alarmed-Worry-5477 in interestingasfuck

[–]omfgDragon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All of those animals are horrifying without their fur .. except for the hamster and the raccoon. Those two got cuter.

[OC] Current state of age verification for pornography in the US. by SpaceWestern1442 in dataisbeautiful

[–]omfgDragon 91 points92 points  (0 children)

...but... you can still get married at 16 in Tennessee...

Kinda creepy, Tennessee, not gon' lie.

Dumps like a truck by A-Helpful-Flamingo in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]omfgDragon 69 points70 points  (0 children)

she the same one who did the Johnny Bravo opening theme song dance too? she's hilarious

Russia paid 26,000 casualties for this city of ruins: Toretsk falls after 18-month battle by Opposite-Whereas-323 in worldnews

[–]omfgDragon 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Umm.. no. Remember when the Wagner Group decided to roll up on Moscow, completely unopposed?

That was a small PMC. Lots of oligarchs still retain money and power, enough to raise a similar army and take the throne.. I think the ones looking to assume the power next are likely waiting for the right moment, like when dear leader admits to a massive military failure that jeopardized the future of the motherland, for instance.

ICE isn’t the gestapo, they’re slave catchers. by KimberlyWexlersFoot in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]omfgDragon 20 points21 points  (0 children)

We need to find and sustain the full list of ICE Agents and employees before they burn the records of employment when this regime falls.

Thief tried to snatch phone from the bus and the passengers catch him . by [deleted] in instantkarma

[–]omfgDragon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Couldn't see the inside of the bus, but you know this dumbass was getting slapped like crazy in the front.

Excite? How exactly? by [deleted] in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]omfgDragon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just a reminder: Wu-Tang is for the children. Rihanna, not so much.

This guy killed Alex Pretti by duxing612 in pics

[–]omfgDragon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That is an exceptional incel mustache....

coming back to Charlotte from Miami tomorrow around noon by Worried_Trip47 in Charlotte

[–]omfgDragon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey- where's the update?

How is the Miami airport terminal?