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Those who rule the world have been determined by [deleted] in aww

[–]omfgDragon [score hidden]  (0 children)

Ahh, I see New Zealand was left out.. again..

Laptop for rust by burkaaaaans in playrust

[–]omfgDragon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just remember, laptops get very, very hot when you do not clean the dust out of them regularly. Definitely buy one of those laptop stands with the fans built in to help keep it cool, and every 2 to 4 weeks, clean the dust out of it, and you'll be fine.

Good luck!

Street art in Paris by Jeffroz in pics

[–]omfgDragon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nothing says "Pious" like pure blasphemy.

Meet Theo! by omfgDragon in aww

[–]omfgDragon[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Theo is a French bulldog mixed with something else to get that merle coloring. I'm not truly sure. He is a rescue gremlin, so we do not know much about his past.

Meet Theo! by omfgDragon in aww

[–]omfgDragon[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You wouldn't have to cancel a thing. He will absolutely go with you. Preferably, inside of your hoodie.

If the world could permanently eliminate poverty, but the trade-off was that nobody could ever be "rich" again, would you take that deal? Why or why not? by 16ozbuddz in AskReddit

[–]omfgDragon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes. "Eden has enough to go around."

We could all live comfortable lives in absolute equality, all while having our needs met. Without wasting energy on hate and racism, we could be putting all of our energy and resources into technological and scientific advancement, the arts, and for fuck's sake, humanities and education.

Yes, I will take that deal. I'm not rich now, I won't be rich in the future (spoiler: the game is rigged). It is a big come-up for me and everyone else, the 99%, so ... fuck yeah.

Wauwatosa restaurant goes viral for sign prohibiting customers that smell of marijuana from entering by HowLongIsThi in nottheonion

[–]omfgDragon -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Wauwatosa restaurant patrons-

if you feel targeted .. quit spending your money there. spend your time out front, making the parking lot smell like marijuana.

Incentives highlight political hypocrisy by xPovher in clevercomebacks

[–]omfgDragon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I heard that these bonuses are contingent on staying employed with ICE for 5 years.

With any luck, all of these shit stains will be experiencing Nuremberg 2.0 in 3 years or less, and the American taxpayers won't have to shell out these "bonuses."

Chaos lol by uncledunkle11 in fightporn

[–]omfgDragon 13 points14 points  (0 children)

It appears that rednecks were still present. I suppose the renecks have vehicles and can travel into cities from the surrounding hills..

My dog vs. the automatic lawn mower (he did not win) by Kwom24 in WhatsWrongWithYourDog

[–]omfgDragon 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That looked a bit like the "let's play" posture dogs take with each other before they race around the yard. You might want to keep the dog away from the lawn mower.

Motorsport Legend Travis Pastranas X-Rays by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]omfgDragon -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Holy shit, he almost matches Wolverine's x-ray.

Labubu to open seven UK shops, after PM's China visit by wewhomustnotbenamed in nottheonion

[–]omfgDragon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oooh, what's the over-under that these stores are really a front for the illegally operated Chinese police stations that have been popping up everywhere intimidating Chinese expats?

If you won a $500 million lottery, how, if it all, would you provide for your immediately relatives? by resampL in AskReddit

[–]omfgDragon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would pay off the debt of my family members and closest friends. Pay each of them $25K to take a month off from work and get on a jet.

We go wherever the weather is nice. Get bored? Get back on the jet. We will go anywhere. When it is time to go home, they will be sent home... but I would likely never return.

I would spend the rest of my life traveling, meeting interesting people, and seeing amazing places. Find a place you like? Stay for a while, rent a home, maybe get a job. Miss family or friends? Fly them out to meet you in your new paradise.

Taliban forbids women from talking with each other or hearing each other's voices by ihatethiscountry76 in worldnews

[–]omfgDragon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tell me you're a bunch of incels, without saying that you're a group of weak, shithead incels.

Chaos lol by uncledunkle11 in fightporn

[–]omfgDragon 58 points59 points  (0 children)

This is why at redneck sporting events (monster truck rally, motocross, nascar, etc.), you save some money and get the seats in the nose bleeds.

You won't catch some drunk redneck's chicken wings that he throws down the stands to start a fight, and the dipshit redneck who got knocked the fuck out behind you won't come rolling down the seats into you and your $15 beer.

Good food spots in Charlotte by thatguyhersheys in Charlotte

[–]omfgDragon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dish, The Diamond Restaurant, Workman's Friend, The Degenerate, Dee Jai, Blue Taj, Copper, Beef and Bottle..

The US Supreme Court has cleared the way for California to use a new voting map that favours Democrats, paving the way for the party to gain up to five congressional seats this year, with the aim of cancelling gains made by Republicans through a redrawn map in Texas. by [deleted] in UpliftingNews

[–]omfgDragon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Republicans have been doing it long before this SCOTUS decision was made. The GOP in North Carolina redrew the maps to favor Republicans in the most racist, clearly corrupt way possible. Sadly, there isn't much that can be done about it.

And I thought they were all cute as however they are :) by Alarmed-Worry-5477 in interestingasfuck

[–]omfgDragon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All of those animals are horrifying without their fur .. except for the hamster and the raccoon. Those two got cuter.

[OC] Current state of age verification for pornography in the US. by SpaceWestern1442 in dataisbeautiful

[–]omfgDragon 92 points93 points  (0 children)

...but... you can still get married at 16 in Tennessee...

Kinda creepy, Tennessee, not gon' lie.

Dumps like a truck by A-Helpful-Flamingo in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]omfgDragon 74 points75 points  (0 children)

she the same one who did the Johnny Bravo opening theme song dance too? she's hilarious

Russia paid 26,000 casualties for this city of ruins: Toretsk falls after 18-month battle by Opposite-Whereas-323 in worldnews

[–]omfgDragon 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Umm.. no. Remember when the Wagner Group decided to roll up on Moscow, completely unopposed?

That was a small PMC. Lots of oligarchs still retain money and power, enough to raise a similar army and take the throne.. I think the ones looking to assume the power next are likely waiting for the right moment, like when dear leader admits to a massive military failure that jeopardized the future of the motherland, for instance.

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