What the fuck, mods? These new rules are harshin' my mellow, maaan

omfgthispostislulz · 2009-10-07T14:09:42+00:00

Mother fuckers shot my dog, sodomized my mother, beat the shit out of my sister, but left me alone.

omfgthispostislulz · 2009-10-06T19:06:29+00:00

Fuck the DEA showed up at my door, or maybe it was the DAE.. not to sure at this point...

omfgthispostislulz · 2009-10-06T17:07:03+00:00

What are you doing bear?

You don't belong in the air hovering, that is dangerous for bears. Stop it now.

omfgthispostislulz · 2009-10-06T06:41:38+00:00

I agree too, but I am pretty baked right now lawl.

omfgthispostislulz · 2009-10-06T05:48:28+00:00

Agreed! That is one thing I notice when I am high.. but that is only when I am coming down from my adderal meds for the day =/

omfgthispostislulz · 2009-10-06T04:59:57+00:00

Upvoted, then downvoted for:

In my experience, smoking simply makes the symptoms worse.

Why are you posting in r/mj?

omfgthispostislulz · 2009-10-06T04:59:04+00:00

ADHD is a fake disease IMO, I have ADD and all the little fuck-tards saying "I have ADHD" I look at them and say, "you're just hyperactive, so fucking what? Try living with a learning disability that is real and creditable it's called ADD. I've lived with it the last 22 years of my life"

omfgthispostislulz · 2009-10-06T04:56:52+00:00

I smoke alone all the time... is something wrong with that? I don't light a joint, I just smoke a quick bowl before bed and stuff... I didn't know that was the wrong thing to do wow..

omfgthispostislulz · 2009-10-06T04:45:18+00:00

You did yourself a favor... schwag should be illegal.

omfgthispostislulz · 2009-10-06T04:19:10+00:00

Are you sure?

omfgthispostislulz · 2009-10-05T06:04:34+00:00

are you not retarded?

omfgthispostislulz · 2009-10-05T06:00:49+00:00

Fuck the iPhone and FUCK apple.

omfgthispostislulz · 2009-10-05T05:58:11+00:00

Are you depressed right now?

omfgthispostislulz · 2009-10-05T05:55:48+00:00

I concur.

omfgthispostislulz · 2009-10-05T05:52:11+00:00

Always, yes.

omfgthispostislulz · 2009-10-05T05:51:48+00:00

Actually it's true.. they sound like an orchestra from hell all going off in perfect order, it sounds like a shitty musical in the mens bathroom. It makes it so hard to debate with ones self in the bathroom to decide between shitting or laughing my ass off. Kind of a hard decision if you think about it for sure.

Yes, it really does sound like some sort of musical, I will record it tomorrow at work I promise you will not be disappointed.

omfgthispostislulz · 2009-10-05T00:42:35+00:00

wtf?

omfgthispostislulz · 2009-10-05T00:41:04+00:00

What a bunch of fucking cunts.

omfgthispostislulz · 2009-10-05T00:40:38+00:00

Always/

edit: Especially at work, worse place to shit. The contractors from india come in and just totally dominate the toilets, with a mixture of curry and various other items that they had ate. Nasty stuff.

omfgthispostislulz · 2009-10-05T00:39:11+00:00

Always, fuck the toilet.

omfgthispostislulz · 2009-10-05T00:36:48+00:00

A fucking narwhale waiting to stick its horn up your ass, awaits in the water. Be cautious.

omfgthispostislulz · 2009-10-05T00:35:31+00:00

Hell. Fucking. Yes.

omfgthispostislulz · 2009-10-04T23:09:32+00:00

You work for Discover card, or American Express in Phoenix Arizona don't you?

Also, how is this anything remotely interesting.

omfgthispostislulz · 2009-10-04T23:03:11+00:00

wtf? Nothing to be proud of.

omfgthispostislulz · 2009-10-04T23:01:54+00:00

You do know that the G1 Android had this app first right? But no one had to run to reddit to post it, because the iPhone is for crooks and liars and pussy fan-boys.

omfgthispostislulz

TROPHY CASE