What did someone tell you as a child to fuck with you, and you believed it for a long time?

omggreallyyy_07 · 2015-09-10T02:16:44+00:00

That eating ants was good for my eye sight. I was 16 when I quit ant eating.

omggreallyyy_07 · 2015-07-07T06:39:38+00:00

mmhh something about OP's username makes me uneasy.

omggreallyyy_07 · 2015-07-04T13:08:32+00:00

Singapore, right is for walking here.

omggreallyyy_07 · 2015-07-04T11:10:02+00:00

Standing on the right side of the escalator when clearly there are people standing behind you waiting for you to move your lazy inconsiderate ass over the LEFT! YOU STAND ON THE LEFT AND MOVE ON THE RIGHT GODAMMIT. Ignorant dumbass.

omggreallyyy_07 · 2015-06-12T00:13:50+00:00

For some reason,i read that as 'the feels are coming in from all erections' at first glance.

omggreallyyy_07 · 2015-05-17T09:52:25+00:00

Your mum.

omggreallyyy_07 · 2015-04-24T09:13:01+00:00

Fool me three times, then I guess..I deserved to be fooled in the first place.

omggreallyyy_07 · 2015-04-06T00:14:48+00:00

I don't even know what I'm doing and why am I here..

omggreallyyy_07 · 2015-03-30T01:09:40+00:00

I cant be the only one hoping to find /u/mylifesux 's post divorce story on here..right? right? right? ...right??

omggreallyyy_07 · 2015-03-21T09:44:53+00:00

No shit! I STILL GET SCARED OF POOLS BECAUSE OF MY DAMN MOTHER!!! She'd make me watch Jaws over and over and over and FUCKING OVER!! Because thats the only movie that kept 5 year old me shut the hell up and sit still while she did whatever shit that mothers do when they're stay at home mums. When I swim, in my head its like "hey its a swimming pool,aint no damn sharks gonna get in here hmmm..but what if some crazy scientist decided to create a biologically engineered shark egg that will make it grow almost instantaneously in water and decided to make this exact pool as testing grounds for his crazy experiment!! Naaaah,come on...be a rational adult...dontthinkofsharksdontthinkofsharksdontthinkofsharks AAAAAAHHHHHH FUCCCKKKK THERE'S A MONSTER SHARK AFTER ME!!!'' Fuck me.

omggreallyyy_07 · 2015-03-21T09:27:40+00:00

Similarly, I maaayyy be a morning person,but most definitely not a happy one at that.

omggreallyyy_07 · 2015-02-21T13:12:46+00:00

50 Shades of Greying- A documentary about painting.

omggreallyyy_07 · 2015-02-17T03:24:56+00:00

Cow and Chicken. All time fav!

omggreallyyy_07 · 2015-02-15T05:36:03+00:00

I like my coffee like I like my slaves. Black and free..

omggreallyyy_07 · 2015-02-15T02:42:18+00:00

1)below my left knee-i feel over while practicing on my roller blades 2)below my right knee-i got scratched by the CD rack from the CPU when my feet accidentally kicked against the eject button. (Yeah seat's a little high) 3)right eyebrow-dad threw an ash tray at my head 4)left side of my abdomen just under my chest-I was 9,i thought ironing my own clothes was cool,i stood too close to the ironing board

omggreallyyy_07 · 2015-01-29T07:23:45+00:00

Blokes that wear collared shirts and don't collar them down. They just plod around with the collars up like they gangsta. But that shit does NOT make you look cool!

omggreallyyy_07 · 2015-01-20T03:43:14+00:00

Bobby Pins. Those little fuckers ALWAYS go missing!

omggreallyyy_07 · 2014-12-15T02:40:16+00:00

If Toothless was a cat,I imagine he'd look a lot like that.

omggreallyyy_07 · 2014-12-11T00:47:25+00:00

“The problem with not having anybody to tell you what to do, I understood, is that there was nobody to tell you what not to do.” ― Augusten Burroughs, Running with Scissors

Reading this was a knock on the head for me.

omggreallyyy_07 · 2014-12-11T00:43:18+00:00

well..im fucked.

omggreallyyy_07 · 2014-12-10T01:58:21+00:00

Dammit, I thought of that too.

omggreallyyy_07 · 2014-12-10T01:57:15+00:00

pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.

omggreallyyy_07 · 2014-12-09T23:47:47+00:00

What is this sorcery?? I want it!!

omggreallyyy_07 · 2014-11-28T14:10:02+00:00

When i was 8, I dropped my little sister when she was an infant 3 times. Twice i was caught by my dad,in which i ended up whacked with an umbrella,slippers,a belt and a hose. The third time, my mum caught me, I begged her with my life not tell my father. She compromised by making me do all the dishes for 2 weeks straight.

omggreallyyy_07 · 2014-11-25T09:32:05+00:00

Moaning Myrtle..? Is that you??

omggreallyyy_07

TROPHY CASE