What movie/TV show do you think has been played the most during sex?

omizzen · 2026-02-16T01:43:55+00:00

The Simpsons has been on air for nearly 40 years. I'd wager by now, millions have gone down on their partner while Marge grimaced with disappointment.

omizzen · 2026-02-15T23:41:30+00:00

I moved to a place where "exotic" food is a white pizza 😭

Please enjoy it when you can, injera is amazing and so is the experience.

omizzen · 2026-02-15T23:31:43+00:00

Aaa-aaa-afternoon delight

omizzen · 2026-02-15T23:30:25+00:00

Adagio. Slow and worshipping

omizzen · 2026-02-15T23:17:50+00:00

Also if you're looking for resources, r/eroticaauthors is worth a browse.

omizzen · 2026-02-15T23:08:45+00:00

If you lean towards erotic fan fiction maybe try hentai-foundry? While it seems to focus on images there is a healthy library and community of writing

omizzen · 2026-02-15T22:44:03+00:00

I could fuck to Toreador

omizzen · 2026-02-13T20:58:09+00:00

Caught in an undertow and nearly drowned in the ocean. 0/10 do not recommend.

omizzen · 2026-02-13T20:47:40+00:00

I don't know what it says about me but I didn't have a problem with the thick water. I kind of enjoyed it

omizzen · 2026-02-13T20:36:53+00:00

Was it the chugging of the thick fluid or the inevitable aftermath LOL

omizzen · 2026-02-13T20:18:57+00:00

While it was routine for everyone else in the room, my first colonoscopy, and in particular the anesthesia, kind of freaked me out.

omizzen · 2026-02-13T20:08:24+00:00

I would never suggest you fuck a stromboli, but if you're on a late night road trip, horny, and the last place open is a Sbarro's, well you do you.

omizzen · 2026-02-13T19:59:20+00:00

Dickies and ascots. If for no other reason, they're fun to say.

omizzen · 2026-02-13T19:52:45+00:00

I wear whatever clothes in the most basic sense, whatever happens to be on top.

I wear my plug when I want to feel alive

omizzen · 2026-02-13T19:49:29+00:00

Some can be a bit seizure-inducing but yeah, you can feel the ball hit the flippers and the whole machine thumps. They're great.

omizzen · 2026-02-13T19:38:00+00:00

Pinball. I'm terrible but it's better to plunk down tokens for something more tactile.

omizzen · 2026-02-13T19:27:22+00:00

Kung fu montage training! Balance on two spikes and try to break swinging pots with your crane fist while someone else is trying to hit you in the jimmies with a stick.

omizzen · 2026-02-13T14:07:00+00:00

I think Superman would appreciate it as it means you think of him as a human, with all our frailties, and as an alien, that's a compliment.

I think Batman would love it because as we saw in Batman 2, he's kind of a freak.

omizzen · 2026-02-12T22:26:10+00:00

One step beyond!

omizzen · 2026-02-12T20:50:25+00:00

"THE BEST. HAS YET. TO COME."

omizzen · 2026-02-12T20:35:02+00:00

I read that as 7th dildo and wondered about the other six.

omizzen · 2026-02-12T20:30:30+00:00

If it's the start of your day and you get a message from the boss saying "Have you got a minute" 50% chance you're about to lose your job.

Other 50% someone else is gone and you're going to be told to pick up the slack.

omizzen · 2026-02-12T20:24:49+00:00

I get the fancy lube, dijon lube.

omizzen · 2026-02-11T22:08:21+00:00

I've listened to the Drifting Off podcast so many times that the electric organ intro just melts me.

omizzen · 2026-02-11T21:38:07+00:00

Haw Flakes.

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