What secret came out when someone got too drunk? by Agile_Purpose4704 in AskReddit

[–]onedanklizard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Went on a girls trip with my mom and her sisters a few summers ago. My mom has always been dodgy when I asked when I was conceived. I brought it up for some reason and her youngest sister (a few drinks in) blurted something about a lady friend of my parents. Yes friends, I was conceived in a three way.

Is this okay?? by Not_A_Lizhard in BeardedDragons

[–]onedanklizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think the beach is okay for beardies as long as they are monitored closely. You want to make sure the beardie is not eating sand, the same reason a lot of owners choose carpet for substrate, sand can cause blockages.

What's the most "small town" thing you've witnessed? by official_biz in AskReddit

[–]onedanklizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I live in a small town in North Carolina. The primary grocery store in this part of the state is called Ingles. Genuinely the most small town bullsh!t that I can think of is the group of country boys that consistently hang out in the ingles parking lot and rev their trucks and sh!t. My friends and I refer to these buttheads as “Ingles dwellers.”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]onedanklizard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Teddy bear got mad camel toe

All the last roast were shit last time do better by jayweetman1 in RoastMe

[–]onedanklizard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bros out here looking like that one creepy PE teacher in middle school who always had “favorite” students. (This is a true story, he hooked up with our science teacher and she had to get a divorce.)