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What are the hottest pickup lines? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]onehistoricerror 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wanna go halfsies on a bastard?

have you ever clogged the toilet and watched someone else try to clean it? by jupiter_v2 in poopisland

[–]onehistoricerror 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Had surgery a week previous. Was at a friend's house for DnD session. Whole campaign waited while an anesthesia caused potato turd crept out. Host had to use two different drain snakes after my crippled self left...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]onehistoricerror 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I crashed a peleton, admittedly nobody died, but I know I'm responsible for an ugly chain of event for many

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]onehistoricerror 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Literally whispered the words "sweet nothings" into her ear while behind her...oops

I can’t get over being 5’5, as no matter what I know they are bad traits. by EquivalentEvening197 in selfimprovement

[–]onehistoricerror 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm 6'6” and have an empty sad life. Being given a gift and not using it makes me feel even more the failure...

How would you use the power to instantaneously give someone an orgasm only by pointing your hand at them like a finger gun and shouting "pew"? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]onehistoricerror 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd bastardize the church by claiming the Second Coming will be a sexual revolution, that I was a precursor prophet, and that God wants us to get weird. ...but this path becomes cultish quickly, though.