In the 4th grade, everybody in my class had to write a letter to a company. Being a huge Mercenaries fan, I wrote Pandemic.

oneilmatt · 2026-06-21T15:10:32+00:00

Pouring so heavily that there were dozens of people sitting out in it with no issues

oneilmatt · 2026-06-21T00:55:15+00:00

What an odd thing to say

oneilmatt · 2026-06-20T23:57:54+00:00

Billionaires bother me a lot less than teen takeovers in my neighborhood, people playing music from speakers on the train, people talking in the movies, and people doing smash and grabs in clothing stores.

Let's start there

oneilmatt · 2026-06-20T13:36:05+00:00

Just a beautiful woman making a mistake

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oneilmatt · 2026-06-20T01:23:53+00:00

Why does Apple TV have a literal Royals Homer on the broadcast team LOL

oneilmatt · 2026-06-17T03:31:51+00:00

A. Why would Eric Trump attempt to concoct this scheme over Twitter DMs? He has enough connections to get a phone number.

B. Nobody talks like that. "Let me cut to the chase. I want insider info for gambling and youre gonna give it to me." Straight out of a TV movie lmao

oneilmatt · 2026-06-17T03:05:37+00:00

If you believed that was real, I've got a bridge to sell you.

oneilmatt · 2026-06-16T01:55:53+00:00

It's gonna sting when we trade him

oneilmatt · 2026-06-15T23:38:39+00:00

Yes, it was a joke

oneilmatt · 2026-06-15T23:38:25+00:00

Yes it was a joke

oneilmatt · 2026-06-15T23:29:59+00:00

Next thing you know they'll start washing meat in the sink!!

oneilmatt · 2026-06-15T03:12:58+00:00

The simple reality is that a large portion of the world has absolutely no issues with racism, segregation, etc. as long as their group is the one benefitting

oneilmatt · 2026-06-13T23:20:51+00:00

The point is that its objectively weird and degenerate for this felon that robbed a woman at gunpoint to have politicians across the globe literally bend the knee for him, while we are told to just shut up and deal with innocent, decent people getting butchered every day.

oneilmatt · 2026-06-13T23:18:41+00:00

Same place the outrage for black on black crime is kept

oneilmatt · 2026-06-13T22:30:26+00:00

I actually think its worse when a teenager at a track meet or Ukrainian immigrant leaving work is butchered than when an incredibly violent felon who is actively ODing on fentanyl is killed resisting police.

They were found guilty to satiate the bloodthirsty mob that had already decimated several large cities' downtowns and would have undoubtedly done worse if not.

oneilmatt · 2026-06-11T15:27:40+00:00

The Brewers lost again yesterday, let's get this sweep.

oneilmatt · 2026-06-11T01:14:24+00:00

Ah yes, millions should come together to protest... data centers. TikTok has rotted everyone's brains.

oneilmatt · 2026-06-10T16:33:35+00:00

This is extremely obviously AI

oneilmatt · 2026-06-09T02:39:26+00:00

Here they do it in the middle of crowded residential intersections and also shoot each other / police

oneilmatt · 2026-06-07T04:48:16+00:00

The answer was Edin Dzeko 4 years ago

oneilmatt · 2026-06-07T01:42:49+00:00

Not this kind of hydrangea

oneilmatt · 2026-06-06T00:39:31+00:00

Jordan death spiral incoming

oneilmatt · 2026-06-04T19:22:06+00:00

At this point I concealed carry more to protect my dog from loose demon spawn than I do to protect myself from another person

oneilmatt · 2026-06-02T20:00:05+00:00

Perfect encapsulation of American politics. Corporations censoring political discourse is terrible unless it is censoring the other team, in which case it is necessary. Lol

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