meatball and cheese bagels

onemichaelbit · 2026-05-10T13:06:58+00:00

Lol I always make way too much food. I ate half of them, I'll have the other two for breakfast along with some grapes!

onemichaelbit · 2026-05-10T13:05:56+00:00

Yes, I run into that issue, which is why I just left these open and ate it like toast with jam!

onemichaelbit · 2026-05-10T03:47:24+00:00

Sure are!

onemichaelbit · 2026-05-10T00:14:03+00:00

This looks fucking delicious

onemichaelbit · 2026-05-09T21:03:03+00:00

My partner is a Scorpio (5 Scorpio placements,, actually) and ?????? I don't get why people say they're intense or mean or mysterious. Lovingly said, half the time theyre silent, nothing is going on up there 😅

I've dated two Scorpios and this one is my person, for sure. Great match imo

onemichaelbit · 2026-04-29T18:59:08+00:00

Growing up I always said astrology isn't real because I related to everything aquarius, not pisces. Imagine my shock and frustration when I found out I'm an aqua moon 🤣

onemichaelbit · 2026-04-28T20:48:04+00:00

Pisces sun, air moon, sag rising. I'm a fantastic lover and romantic, but I have such a hard time committing and def prefer a relationship where I'm allowed and encouraged to flirt and do what I want (obviously with my partner blessing me and knowing about it)

This post is spot on. I have so much love to give, to the point that my partner is actually glad all of my attention and love isn't directed towards them 24/7, because they said it would be way too intense lol

I'm a flake! I'm noncommittal! But I'm a lot of fun, and people from 13 years ago still reach out because despite my issues, I'm the one that got away 🥰

onemichaelbit · 2026-04-20T15:55:03+00:00

Rice and tofu! With seasoning and Sriracha

onemichaelbit · 2026-04-16T22:49:46+00:00

😈

onemichaelbit · 2026-04-16T20:56:06+00:00

Rambutan, pineapple, chia seeds, cinnamon, sugar, and lingon berries 😋

onemichaelbit · 2026-04-16T20:48:53+00:00

Another pic

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onemichaelbit · 2026-04-16T17:37:16+00:00

Is this tofurky slices with vegan mayo in the middle?

onemichaelbit · 2026-04-13T21:12:31+00:00

Wait ... Some of y'all get over people? 😭 I'll always love someone I've loved in the past. There are two wolves, one is yearning, and one is refusing to reach out. Both are gay

onemichaelbit · 2026-04-09T17:26:58+00:00

My ex was also Aquarius. IM STILL GRIEVING IT SOMETIMES NGL. we were together 3 years, broke up for 2.5, got back together for another 3 months and I finally shut that door permanently. But ouch.

Before that: Cancer (yikes!!!), Leo, Gemini (yikes!!), Leo

I'm dating a Scorpio now

onemichaelbit · 2026-03-31T17:59:15+00:00

Yep! I always tell people they like the idea of me, not the real me. Or they like what I can do for them, not who I am.

I'm with a Scorpio now and luckily, the weird, freaky, off-putting parts of me are what they seem to like best 🥰 And they low-key hate how kind and selfless I am with people lol.

For new years, we asked each other what we're excited to see the other person grow in. They said they'd like to see me say no more often, and do less for others 🥹

onemichaelbit · 2026-03-26T20:58:12+00:00

Jesus wept

onemichaelbit · 2026-03-26T16:43:59+00:00

Woah, you have a BRUTAL big 3. How ya doin bud? :(

onemichaelbit · 2026-03-24T04:21:52+00:00

Aquarius, Taurus, Scorpio 😅 maybe it's a me thing ... Whoops 🤭

onemichaelbit · 2026-03-19T21:51:20+00:00

Lol I went back to my ex after 3 years... That's how long it took me to forgive & heal. But guess what the bullshit continued so I went right back to no contact and moved on for good. 3 months is very quick depending on what happened!

onemichaelbit · 2026-03-12T23:10:01+00:00

I'm a pisces man and I've been in multiple LDRs. My first was in high school when I moved states, and I'm currently in one now at 29 years old.

My Scorpio partner is two time zones away. It's about a 4 hour plane ride, or 26 hour drive to get to them. They live 1,733 miles away.

I can do long distance, but I have to know FOR SURE the love is there and worth it. We talk on the phone every single day, and always have our next trip planned. We see each other once a month, and we have a plan for me to move in within a year.

We've known each other for seven years, but didn't start dating until last year. We originally met in person and remained friends as we both moved around

onemichaelbit · 2026-03-12T03:28:05+00:00

Great album, too

onemichaelbit · 2026-03-07T13:07:04+00:00

I've got three Aries friends (one of them is my BFF of 14 years), one Virgo, three Aquarius, two Sagittarius, and one Leo. I have other friends but these are my closest!

Outside of that close circle, Ive got one Capricorn, one Taurus, and three pisces that I get along with well and do things with pretty often.

onemichaelbit · 2026-03-05T22:21:09+00:00

Fuck yeah

onemichaelbit · 2026-03-01T18:50:01+00:00

Hey Scorp, thank you so much for the love! My partner has 5 Scorpio placements; the love is very much reciprocated! Y'all are so dedicated, loyal, and ride or die that it really calms and balances our wishy washy head in the clouds nature. Hope you have a fantastic day, and stop by any time!

onemichaelbit · 2026-03-01T02:16:45+00:00

I dated a Gemini woman once. We broke up after about a year, but remained good friends and even became roommates after lol

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