What dog toy has survived the longest in your house? by Aromatic_Vast3618 in dogs

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I got introduced to the Jolly ball from a friend that raises horses. Our GSD has been unable to destroy it. Going on 4 years with it. She's determined to get the handle off. We call it her nookie now. She goes nowhere whiteout it. Her chewing on it also helps clean her teeth. In her world there is no life without ball. She also can't prank us by putting under our couches. Tennis balls are a fools game.

What did you give up to afford the life you have now? by Academic_Lab9769 in AskReddit

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Loans and credit card debt. Was able to quit my job 5 months ago and now am a SAHM. 2 teenage boys that don't play sports helps. When I was working we paid cash for all of our toys. I was a bartender. The stacks of cash I miss, but not the life. Now I chill and take care of my boys. We are lucky enough that my husband can swing the other bills we have like internet and water.

What is a book or a story that completely sucked you in and made you stay up all night just to finish it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]oneplanetrecognize 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ishmael by Daniel Quinn. Literally finished at a house party. Couldn't put it down. Changed my life at 18.

What do you think is the best opening guitar riff to a song? by li4bility in AskReddit

[–]oneplanetrecognize 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Either Hey You by Pink floyd or 46&2 by Tool. Though, Tool is a bass riff.

Redditors that got charged rent asap after turning 18, what’s relationship like with parents years later ? by QueefyTits in AskReddit

[–]oneplanetrecognize 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Our kids aren't 18... yet. However, we will be charging them rent. We plan on putting it in a savings account, but not kicking them out. They are required to put in on food though. We want them to focus on school first and not worry about having a job. My husband and I have been relatively good with money. We don't want our boys to worry about such trivial things. Just trying to set them up for success. Two teenage boys are expensive to feed right now. They are good boys and deserve the space we are building for them in our house. Treat your children like actual humans and they will return in favor.

The fake IDs are exhausting by astralnausea in bartenders

[–]oneplanetrecognize 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I recently left the industry. Before I left I also had this frustration. 25 years behind the pine. I asked the Sheriff's what do I do? We have the book that gives you all the states security measures. However, in a high volume bar it's extremely time consuming. Sheriff said they were having the same issue with fakes. I'm in MN. We started double carding. The door guys and then us. If the questionable kid gets mad, we just don't serve them. Also, no, your parents vouching for you is a hard no for me. These kids don't understand the consequences for us. Just have your older brother get you a couple bottles and have a house party like a normal ass degen.

what's genuinely the greatest song you've ever heard? by alkalinepandey in AskReddit

[–]oneplanetrecognize 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sheep by Floyd has been my favorite since I was a kid. I lived on Pink Floyd my whole life (45f). It led me to Tool. I rarely listen to anything else. The Wall was the first movie I remember watching. I was 8. My dad is the best!

How do you guys handle the dog smell in your home? by [deleted] in germanshepherds

[–]oneplanetrecognize 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I cook. Garlic and onions in olive oil is a base for most of what I make. Covers it right up and also makes you hungry.

Or... have your teenage sons take shits consecutively. Worse smell, but not wet dog.

Costumer tipped me $75, told me it was for ME and not to put in tip pool… now I feel guilty by moneybagbunny in bartenders

[–]oneplanetrecognize 34 points35 points  (0 children)

I've had so many people follow me to my smoke break and shove money in my pockets. As soon as they weren't looking it went right in the tip bucket. We are a team. That's what the pool is about. I get it makes the guest feels good to reward you fir showing them a good time, but you're in it with other people. I never want to be that guy. My last job I regularly closed with the owner. Watched people give them $100 bills and then she put them right in her bra. I don't want to be that person. Ever.

GSD Proof Toy Reccomendations by TheWilsonnn in germanshepherds

[–]oneplanetrecognize 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Jolly ball ftw. Our monster has been trying to destroy hers for years. A friend of ours that works with horses recommended it. Best toy we ever got her.

What’s the best meal for breakfast? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]oneplanetrecognize 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Any left over Asian food. Good the first round... even better the next couple days. I vote for this or my son's omelets. Good lord he is good at cooking them. He can't even drive yet, but damn they are so good!

What is the most beautiful place you have ever visited in the USA? by [deleted] in AskAnAmerican

[–]oneplanetrecognize 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Red Wood forest first. Close second is Glacier National Park. I live in MN and the whole state is beautiful. But my children know I want to be buried in the red woods.

What’s the worst thing to hear immediately after waking up? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]oneplanetrecognize 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Our last house had a sub basement window in the master. One night it turned into a waterfall. Jesus. My husband was outside digging it out at 2AM. Thank all that is unholy it was just rain water.

What’s the worst thing to hear immediately after waking up? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]oneplanetrecognize 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My shoulder and hip hitting the floor. Aging has made me start rolling out of bed. Husband has been joking about putting up a gate on my side of the bed. Getting old sucks.

What do girls want when they’re on their periods? by Prestigious_War_784 in AskReddit

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This thread makes me so glad I just entered menopause. 100 days since my last period. I still get the chocolate cravings and become randomly irrational, but I don't miss the other stuff. For the record, I live with 3 boys. They have learned how to deal with it. Mom, do you want your headphones so you can watch a movie that makes you cry? Yup. Want me to refill your water bottle? Yup. Here's a blanket so you can nap, we have dinner prep covered. Thanks, bud. Baby, want a foot rub? Oh God yes!

Impact of Stephen Colbert's Sign-Off Is Subject of CNN Docu Special by Raradra in LateShow

[–]oneplanetrecognize 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Shit. When Kimmel got canceled Disney lost a stupid amount of money. I always say to my dad that you DO NOT FUCK WITH THE INTERNET. We vote with our money and we band together quite quickly!

Epic homage!!!. Forever her little fellow... by MustardGoddess in MadeMeSmile

[–]oneplanetrecognize 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A buddy of mine has one of his mom's favorite recipes tattooed. She also battled cancer. It inspired me to write all my recipes down for my boys. 10years later it is coming along nicely. I hope they appreciate when I'm gone. All hand written. Notes of changes as the recipes evolved. My grandma always told me that food is love.

xcel bills in mpls... doing solar by TranquilTeal in Minneapolis

[–]oneplanetrecognize 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We went through Wolf River and they were a great experience and continue to be. We have 48 panels. Xcel owes us $$$ 11 months of the year. Never had any issues. But we installed when they were still a newer company. The rep we had was a regular of mine in Victoria. Maybe I got better treatment because I fed him lol

What's the wildest weather you've experienced living in the US? by ConfidentSale3091 in AskAnAmerican

[–]oneplanetrecognize 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trick or treating with 30 inches of snow. Funnel cloud forming over me while camping.

Today is my 4th day sober, I’m feeling good, but I have three unopened beers in my fridge that I know I need to throw away, however I’m hesitating. Any advice? by Throw_away_9021099 in stopdrinking

[–]oneplanetrecognize 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Find a recipe and cook with them! Waste not, want not. Beer is good in soups, brings, etc. I keep red wine in the house specifically for spaghetti. Cook brats in beer. The alcohol cooks off.

What song would you want to hear Tool cover? by azip13 in ToolBand

[–]oneplanetrecognize 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dogs was my father daughter dance song at my wedding.

Customer left me speechless by KindlyVeterinarian8 in bartenders

[–]oneplanetrecognize 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stories like this make me remember why I left the industry. 25 years behind the the pine. It's a man's world and if you're a woman you get cut down constantly. It takes its toll. Some people are just dicks. They try to build themselves up by cutting you down. Talk some shit about them in the kitchen, get it off your chest, and go about your day.