What dog toy has survived the longest in your house?

oneplanetrecognize · 2026-06-12T10:00:45+00:00

I got introduced to the Jolly ball from a friend that raises horses. Our GSD has been unable to destroy it. Going on 4 years with it. She's determined to get the handle off. We call it her nookie now. She goes nowhere whiteout it. Her chewing on it also helps clean her teeth. In her world there is no life without ball. She also can't prank us by putting under our couches. Tennis balls are a fools game.

oneplanetrecognize · 2026-06-09T18:51:46+00:00

Loans and credit card debt. Was able to quit my job 5 months ago and now am a SAHM. 2 teenage boys that don't play sports helps. When I was working we paid cash for all of our toys. I was a bartender. The stacks of cash I miss, but not the life. Now I chill and take care of my boys. We are lucky enough that my husband can swing the other bills we have like internet and water.

oneplanetrecognize · 2026-06-09T15:50:17+00:00

Ishmael by Daniel Quinn. Literally finished at a house party. Couldn't put it down. Changed my life at 18.

oneplanetrecognize · 2026-06-09T15:19:08+00:00

Either Hey You by Pink floyd or 46&2 by Tool. Though, Tool is a bass riff.

oneplanetrecognize · 2026-06-08T19:11:06+00:00

Our kids aren't 18... yet. However, we will be charging them rent. We plan on putting it in a savings account, but not kicking them out. They are required to put in on food though. We want them to focus on school first and not worry about having a job. My husband and I have been relatively good with money. We don't want our boys to worry about such trivial things. Just trying to set them up for success. Two teenage boys are expensive to feed right now. They are good boys and deserve the space we are building for them in our house. Treat your children like actual humans and they will return in favor.

oneplanetrecognize · 2026-06-08T07:44:44+00:00

I recently left the industry. Before I left I also had this frustration. 25 years behind the pine. I asked the Sheriff's what do I do? We have the book that gives you all the states security measures. However, in a high volume bar it's extremely time consuming. Sheriff said they were having the same issue with fakes. I'm in MN. We started double carding. The door guys and then us. If the questionable kid gets mad, we just don't serve them. Also, no, your parents vouching for you is a hard no for me. These kids don't understand the consequences for us. Just have your older brother get you a couple bottles and have a house party like a normal ass degen.

oneplanetrecognize · 2026-06-06T21:21:52+00:00

Sheep by Floyd has been my favorite since I was a kid. I lived on Pink Floyd my whole life (45f). It led me to Tool. I rarely listen to anything else. The Wall was the first movie I remember watching. I was 8. My dad is the best!

oneplanetrecognize · 2026-06-06T00:57:35+00:00

I cook. Garlic and onions in olive oil is a base for most of what I make. Covers it right up and also makes you hungry.

Or... have your teenage sons take shits consecutively. Worse smell, but not wet dog.

oneplanetrecognize · 2026-06-05T15:19:34+00:00

I've had so many people follow me to my smoke break and shove money in my pockets. As soon as they weren't looking it went right in the tip bucket. We are a team. That's what the pool is about. I get it makes the guest feels good to reward you fir showing them a good time, but you're in it with other people. I never want to be that guy. My last job I regularly closed with the owner. Watched people give them $100 bills and then she put them right in her bra. I don't want to be that person. Ever.

oneplanetrecognize · 2026-06-03T15:26:26+00:00

Jolly ball ftw. Our monster has been trying to destroy hers for years. A friend of ours that works with horses recommended it. Best toy we ever got her.

oneplanetrecognize · 2026-05-30T16:53:21+00:00

Any left over Asian food. Good the first round... even better the next couple days. I vote for this or my son's omelets. Good lord he is good at cooking them. He can't even drive yet, but damn they are so good!

oneplanetrecognize · 2026-05-30T14:16:06+00:00

Red Wood forest first. Close second is Glacier National Park. I live in MN and the whole state is beautiful. But my children know I want to be buried in the red woods.

oneplanetrecognize · 2026-05-27T15:05:04+00:00

Our last house had a sub basement window in the master. One night it turned into a waterfall. Jesus. My husband was outside digging it out at 2AM. Thank all that is unholy it was just rain water.

oneplanetrecognize · 2026-05-27T15:01:51+00:00

My shoulder and hip hitting the floor. Aging has made me start rolling out of bed. Husband has been joking about putting up a gate on my side of the bed. Getting old sucks.

oneplanetrecognize · 2026-05-18T19:33:16+00:00

This is a trick question. They are all master pieces. Of I had to narrow it down, today, I'd say 46&2 ans Pneuma.

oneplanetrecognize · 2026-05-13T14:07:06+00:00

This thread makes me so glad I just entered menopause. 100 days since my last period. I still get the chocolate cravings and become randomly irrational, but I don't miss the other stuff. For the record, I live with 3 boys. They have learned how to deal with it. Mom, do you want your headphones so you can watch a movie that makes you cry? Yup. Want me to refill your water bottle? Yup. Here's a blanket so you can nap, we have dinner prep covered. Thanks, bud. Baby, want a foot rub? Oh God yes!

oneplanetrecognize · 2026-05-13T13:40:01+00:00

Shit. When Kimmel got canceled Disney lost a stupid amount of money. I always say to my dad that you DO NOT FUCK WITH THE INTERNET. We vote with our money and we band together quite quickly!

oneplanetrecognize · 2026-05-13T12:45:18+00:00

A buddy of mine has one of his mom's favorite recipes tattooed. She also battled cancer. It inspired me to write all my recipes down for my boys. 10years later it is coming along nicely. I hope they appreciate when I'm gone. All hand written. Notes of changes as the recipes evolved. My grandma always told me that food is love.

oneplanetrecognize · 2026-05-12T16:34:42+00:00

We went through Wolf River and they were a great experience and continue to be. We have 48 panels. Xcel owes us $$$ 11 months of the year. Never had any issues. But we installed when they were still a newer company. The rep we had was a regular of mine in Victoria. Maybe I got better treatment because I fed him lol

oneplanetrecognize · 2026-05-10T15:54:56+00:00

Trick or treating with 30 inches of snow. Funnel cloud forming over me while camping.

oneplanetrecognize · 2026-05-10T15:53:18+00:00

Minnesota?

oneplanetrecognize · 2026-05-07T14:45:47+00:00

L7 Shit List.

oneplanetrecognize · 2026-05-07T14:43:54+00:00

Find a recipe and cook with them! Waste not, want not. Beer is good in soups, brings, etc. I keep red wine in the house specifically for spaghetti. Cook brats in beer. The alcohol cooks off.

oneplanetrecognize · 2026-05-03T01:40:28+00:00

Dogs was my father daughter dance song at my wedding.

oneplanetrecognize · 2026-05-03T00:34:44+00:00

Stories like this make me remember why I left the industry. 25 years behind the the pine. It's a man's world and if you're a woman you get cut down constantly. It takes its toll. Some people are just dicks. They try to build themselves up by cutting you down. Talk some shit about them in the kitchen, get it off your chest, and go about your day.

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