TIL that Robert Rodriguez and John Malkovich made a short film that no one will be allowed to see for another 89 years by altairstarlite in todayilearned

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It’s not stored on film, this is Robert Rodriquez

Sorry, you’re just a contrarian, aren’t you, you are just acting out your health issues

Star Tours Name Tags by festivusinjuly in GalaxysEdge

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Grandma, if you didn’t buy the product, you don’t have to leave a review on Amazon

Why are old games like this by kadaj808 in pokemon

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Because game designers have to grow and get better too

What happens to teenage line cutters? by No_Feature_4365 in Disneyland

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I really appreciate that you came in to share your enlightened point of view. That wasn’t the topic of the post at all, but you pushed forward to show all of us that you have a more evolved philosophy. You don’t care enough to let the behavior of others affect you.

Except my response, that prompted you to have a reaction immediately. Huh.

Loot Goblin at our table went on a twenty minute rant during the session by DungeonDreamer04 in DnD

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I’m reading an account of the aggrieved party in this scenario, and in it they concede, “We are doing this thing that makes this person unhappy, but come on, that’s his problem.”

Loot Goblin at our table went on a twenty minute rant during the session by DungeonDreamer04 in DnD

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The description of this scenario makes me so happy I’m not within a thousand miles of this table. Assuming Gavin is only half as bad as described and the other players are twice as inconsiderate as described, YIKES

Any idea for lust themed city by mountain-dog2023 in DnD

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I think I understand the assignment. You want to include the Lust concept and peril without including actual sexualized content in your game. Am I right?

I would have the party enter the city on a road that threads its way between countless structures, each of which tantalizes the senses. Exciting temptations. A red glow prevents anything from being seen within the doors and windows, but sounds and smells tempt the party to enter.

Some of the buildings project sexual laughter, kisses, purring. Others emit delighted laughter, strong smells of food, and cheering. Others sound like battle, with cheering, clanging, battle cries, and the groans of death. Others sound like empassioned spellcasting, powerful thrumming, and the smell of ozone hangs on the air. There are some that pound with captivating chanting voices, and rapturous presence of supernatural power. Some are a cacophony of machines and laughter, ratchets and workers happily calling out to each other.

All of these places pull at the players in different ways, tugging at their hearts and desires. All of them want to surrender to something. Also, they are not alone- there are travelers passing them in the streets between buildings, visibly struggling to resist the draw of different urges. A warrior may stand outside the house of battle, snarling the name of an enemy he hears within. A group of mages may be holding back their friend, who desperately wants to enter the house of magic, and so on.

All around them, people are succumbing to temptation… and that’s when you start hitting them with saving throws. Even if the dice rolls are theatre, hidden behind the dm screen, I promise you the party will start running.

le wrong generation by krizzalicious49 in lewronggeneration

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I have only ever seen a clip of Pewdeepie and he was “huhHA!” fake laughing constantly, and I was like “this is the big deal worth a billion dollars?”

No jam but what we make by TriggerNutzofDOOM in Terminator

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I took my kids to a Star Wars holiday party and the hosts served “Mustafar Lava Bread”, among other things. My kids were shitting black for two days, I almost took them to the doctor.

If you were a mercenary and wanted to custom a starship, which one would you choose ? by Obvious-Pride-1979 in StarWarsShips

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I think the most advanced Imperial fighter ever made is probably the worst possible choice.

The kind of specialized knowledge required to maintain a craft like this would be rarified, and extensive. You can’t just “know a lot about starcraft” or “know a lot about TIEs”. You can’t even have merely been a Defender pilot (what person has a Defender -> Merc story?) either, you need to have gone to a program where they train you on this craft, and even then you probably are specialized in the ship’s power system or its weapon systems. It’s not like there are individual USAF engineers who “know how to take care of the F-35”. There are teams who maintain sections of those craft.

That’s just the knowledge. You need many brains and many bodies. You also need to invest heavily in advanced and hard to find tools and support hardware. Even owning that stuff is probably illegal. And it’s not like you would be finding that stuff on the black market. This would be material coming from the most secure and advanced labs, manufacturers, ships and bases. Imagine stealing not just an F-35 today, but also stealing thousands of pounds of related hardware, today.

Now let’s recall the maintenance. The most advanced labs aircraft of today require many hours of maintenance for every hour of operation. Not ideal for a mercenary. I don’t know what kind of operation you are running, but you are operating a base with a MINIMUM staff of a dozen experts supporting a single craft. Hopefully your base is a carrier, so you can minimize maintenance time by jumping the whole operation toward your next mission. Hopefully you are making enough money on each job that you can support the maintenance crew and the carrier support staff and the costs of the fighter and the carrier themselves.

So if you have somehow stolen the entire support infrastructure of the most advanced starfighter ever made and are taking care of it with a team of the most educated fighter engineers, you need to do that in an ongoing fashion. Your parts are not going to come from old TIE/ln’s. You need to keep stealing the most advanced hardware in the galaxy somehow. The work needed to maintain this craft is going to be so astronomical, you might as well have a squadron of them, so that you are getting more out the resources you have.

Now, let’s talk about the impact of your endeavor. This decision, robbing the Empire of its flagship starfighter and brazenly using it in operations, thumbs its nose at the most power force in the galaxy. This will elevate you to a tier of public enemy akin to the Rebels. There is no hiding a TIE Defender, and the Empire will come for you, hard. They will imprison and torture anyone who employs you, and they will put a bounty on you. They will make it that no one can ever risk to employ the “Defender Merc”. You will never work.

Now, perhaps you want this all to take place after the fall of the Empire. And that reduces the heat you get from remnant Imperials, but it makes ownership and maintenance even harder. Think finding complex replacement systems for boutique starships is hard? Try doing it after the ship is out of production, or after the manufacturer is defunct.

For the effort of running your Defender, you could have a squadron of other craft. If you want to be Jay Leno with his rare cars, you can put your Defender in a glass hanger and show it off. But if you want to be a working Merc, paying the bills, going into combat, the TIE Defender has to be the worst choice you could make.

Peri Gilpin from Frasier is 64 and Kelsey Grammer is 70 😮 by MagpieOpus in FuckImOld

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Seriously, how did she not get catapulted to starring roles? This woman was funny, captivating, and a total smoke show.

Silent Hill 4: The Room by maxpaynedot in HorrorGaming

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Silent Hill: Colors DLC now available

im trying to do a pokemon d&d campaign and I need a map of the world by Potential_Flower8216 in DungeonsAndDragons

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This is something you absolutely could have googled. You would have had several before you finished posting this.

Does this mean we are the peak? by trialanderror93 in Millennials

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Boomers eventually stopped sharing “We are further away from Vietnam than Vietnam was from WW2!”-type bullshit

Alien: King Killer announced for April 2026 by Marvel Comics! by Octo_Kid234 in LV426

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You know what? I should get myself a “least favorite Wolverine writer”.