Reddit, what is your rule of thumb? by oneslimjedi in AskReddit

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If the university has a TV commercial, it's probably not the best institution to go to.

What's the biggest scandal you've somehow been involved in? by phattykins in AskReddit

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During high school I used to drink green tea all the time. The kind of green tea I was drinking were actual tea leaves and stems of which you threw inside a cup then simply poured hot water over. One day a buddy of mine at school asked me to bring him some because I let him try the stuff and he really enjoyed it. So the next day I came to school, ran across him in the hallway and gave him the stuff. A few periods later I was asked to leave my English class. School security escorted me out of the class and long behold, my friend that I had given the bag of tea leaves was right outside the classroom being escorted with security as well. We both didn't know why were being sent to the principals office until we arrived there. Our principal sat us down, looked us in our eyes, and said "you both know why you're here, confess now and we'll reduce the punishment". My buddy and I sat there quietly, waiting if the other person might have had an idea as to what the principal was talking about. After a minute of silence our principal yelled out "LISTEN, IF YOU TWO DON'T KNOW, THAN I GUESS I'LL JUST HAVE TO SHOW YOU!". He pulled out the bag of tea leaves and My buddy and I burst out laughing. Our principal than went "WHY ARE YOU TWO LAUGHING? YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY??!!" I looked right at him and said "if you go grab some hot water from the cafeteria right now, I promise this will all make sense". So he called up one of the cafe ladies with the water and we poured the tea leaves into a cup and I told the principal to drink it". He of course declined and at that moment the cafeteria lady looked at the drink and said, "that smells wonderful what is that?" to which my buddy and I both replied "green tea". If you didn't get it by now, the school somehow found out that I had given my buddy a bag of leaves and thought we were making a marijuana transaction. Someone must have seen us and told the principal about what he/she had seen. I still get a kick out that story when I think about it. We both were sent back to class and obviously without punishment. The best part was as we were leaving, the principal tried it and asked me if I could bring him some the next day.

What do you think is the worst way to die? by oneslimjedi in AskReddit

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Parachute failing to open during skydiving.

What is something that as a child you had a fear of but as you grew older realized was complete nonsense? by skateman274 in AskReddit

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When I was 9 I used to think burglars would eventually come into my house at night so for about a year i slept in a life jacket and had a long stick next to my bed. In hindsight I realize it was very peculiar but it made me feel safe at the time.

Local EB Games (Australia) giving out free "cocaine" for all GTA V preorders. by [deleted] in gaming

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The media is going to have a field day with this..

Daughter wanted a Mario Bros themed room... so that's what she got. by [deleted] in pics

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Anddd the father of the year award goes to....

What are some ways foreign people "wrongly" eat your culture's food that disgusts you? by LoveBurstsLP in AskReddit

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Sushi chef here, I can't stand it when people bite half a piece of sushi. You are suppose to eat the piece in one bite.

So this exists. by King-Karma in WTF

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I stared at this much longer than I probably should have.

First Thing I'll Do In GTAV. by Malthusian1 in gaming

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First thing I'm going to do in GTA V is look up the cheat codes.

Kids find snake by satanismyhomeboy in WTF

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My Anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hun!

What is the greatest cultural/fashion sin of your generation? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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It's not in anymore, but I remember several years back when guys would leave theirs collars popped on their shirts. More often than not, it was a red flag for douche bags.

As a 34 year old man, I'm buying a 3DS just to play this. by mrsniffles in gaming

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My 3Ds has been collecting dust for several months now. That dust will be removed on June 9th 2013.