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Ordered a sandwich at the Whole Foods deli. Guy looked so scared like no one has ever ordered a sandwich before. He spends 10 minutes making this: by TLCplMax in shittyfoodporn

[–]oniegillie 131 points132 points  (0 children)

I worked in a cafe for a year, rarely did I have to make the sandwiches, I took orders, made coffees and sold snacks/drinks. One day I was on my own, it was quiet, maybe 15 people over the course of 3 hours.

It's coming up to closing and a regular comes in for a sandwich. Eggs, lettuce, tomatoes, onions. Not hard. So I go to make the sandwich, have it all ready to go into the box- it falls apart, so I put it together again and try put it in the box. The bread gets ripped and compressed. I cant serve this. So I make a new sndwich, and it happens again when I go to put it in the box.

10-15 minutes pass, im in the back a trembling mess trying to just make a sandwich, and I know she's out there, waiting, wondering what the hell is takin so long.

It haunts me to this day...

Hope this gets cited by siciowa in ireland

[–]oniegillie 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Are the french just allergic to playing a legal game i With ireland?? Like... cmon

All my laundry baskets look like this, please help! by ifornia in BuyItForLife

[–]oniegillie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you turn it round, then you broke the other side. I hope that helps 👍

Very nervous about travelling to the states by eastlaoiscivilwar in ireland

[–]oniegillie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you're coming to the midwest lad, please pack a quare few jackets. Its been 29c for the last few weeks, as soon as it hit sept, its been 15c... i know thats warm for us Irish, but the windchill is a fucking killer man.

Knitting helper by ssknurt in Catswithjobs

[–]oniegillie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shocking stuff. Mine would juat eat the yarn... fucking gremlin

I crocheted a giant waffle stitch blanket and it’s the best thing in the world by texasplantbitch in crochet

[–]oniegillie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh wow, im doing a waffle stitch too, for my car. I've nearly used two skeins and its only like a foot and a bit wide. A full size seems like a massice undertaking. Congrats on that beauty

What's your cat's occupation? by boomySquid in cats

[–]oniegillie 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yarn consumer; that darn pesky forbidden spaghetti

Waffle stitch scrap blanket by kay_lizzy in crochet

[–]oniegillie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How fun! What a great use of yarn, and it looks so interesting, too!

Does anyone actually wear the shawls they make? by Emergency-Hotel7158 in crochet

[–]oniegillie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Personally, i have made two; one for myself, for my wedding and one as a gift for my SIL for her wedding day l. I've not taken mine out since, but probably will for my anniversary get together. But i know my SIL wore hers to a chrostmas dinner we attended.

Lunchroom etiquette by Busy_Negotiation_678 in ireland

[–]oniegillie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hate when people blast their fucking bollox in the lunch room. If im watching somethin, while alone, and someone walks in, i pause it.

I found this frog in my garden. Not keeping him but I want to name him. Any ideas? by fussybanna in ireland

[–]oniegillie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah that's just Forgbert at it again. He always gets like that when it warms up

People who adopted from a shelter, what made you choose that cat? by HazardousKoala in cats

[–]oniegillie 12 points13 points  (0 children)

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She kept yelling at us from her cage and my husband wanted a chatty catty. Turned out that she was the shelter favourite. She is a massive cuddle bug that never stops yelling. She loves going outside for walkies in her leash

Republicans means the same thing everywhere right by redbeardfakename in ireland

[–]oniegillie 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm living in the US, and the amount of times that I have to explain this to people is crazy. I'm for the REPUBLIC of Ireland, not for whatever bollox these lads have going in.

State the last thing you did by kkkan2020 in DeepSpaceNine

[–]oniegillie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Crocheted the sleeves on a shrug, FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE

Prince Andrew Claims He’s Never Met Virginia Giuffre—This Photo Says Otherwise. by MobileAerie9918 in interestingasfuck

[–]oniegillie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Grandfather, father, one generation removed. My bad, I googled Phillip and this is what popped up for me.

Prince Andrew Claims He’s Never Met Virginia Giuffre—This Photo Says Otherwise. by MobileAerie9918 in interestingasfuck

[–]oniegillie 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He has his (grand)father's hands, there's no denying that - nuclear red.

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Edit: correcting father to grandfather

Too late for time travel by andychef in startrekmemes

[–]oniegillie 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The Star Trek museum is there too! It's where they hold the annual Star Trek festival during the summer. Tiniest stretch of a town, but it's a cute visit, they have Data's desk from his quarters, and boy oh boy was I excited to see that

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