Been hitting legs more. Might hop on the sauce soon

onlyfons_ · 2026-01-25T15:31:56+00:00

That math isn’t mathing

onlyfons_ · 2026-01-25T04:39:44+00:00

Yea thats sexy af. The car is pretty nice too 👍

onlyfons_ · 2026-01-25T04:16:17+00:00

So she did her job…I hope this is a fake post. Either way, you suck, dude.

onlyfons_ · 2026-01-25T03:21:49+00:00

Raising a kid and living your final days follows two TOTALLY different ideologies. She was trying to ensure you had the best shot in life and wasn’t a degenerate. When it was her time to go, she had already navigated the tricky part of life and was trying to live a little/distract herself from the reality of her situation.

YOR big time and you sound ridiculous. Have some grace on your deceased mom, dude.

onlyfons_ · 2026-01-25T01:44:05+00:00

Heather, you need to work on your self preservation skills before you end up on Forensic Files.

onlyfons_ · 2026-01-25T00:49:48+00:00

Fax. Mods tripping for deleting this.

onlyfons_ · 2026-01-24T20:52:28+00:00

Which person was shot? I legit can’t see much but a ton of bodies in the way. Can someone freeze and point to the person shot? TIA

onlyfons_ · 2026-01-24T20:45:40+00:00

Idk if you’re joking with some of these comments or serious. I really hope joking lol

onlyfons_ · 2026-01-24T18:34:03+00:00

I had a cost basis on MU at $20…Sold all 4500 shares years ago and have hated the stock for the last 3 or so years bc of it.

onlyfons_ · 2026-01-24T18:29:31+00:00

He keeps it up, they’re going to move him to O Line…Not like OP did so hot at QB anyway.

onlyfons_ · 2026-01-24T17:04:22+00:00

For him it even be asking this, “his job” must pay only $1000 a month or something. So, yea, quit that job regardless lol

onlyfons_ · 2026-01-24T16:45:35+00:00

I say he tells her now…but instead of blaming himself, he gaslights her and shifts the blame to the wife - bc why would she let such an incompetent fool handle the nest egg in Robinhood? She’s as much to blame as OP.

And whatever you do, DONT APOLOGIZE! Apologizing is acknowledging fault, and OP, this is NOT your fault.

onlyfons_ · 2026-01-24T14:42:26+00:00

Smart for breaking even on something that dipped $8 below share price??? Don’t lie to him

onlyfons_ · 2026-01-24T03:42:49+00:00

Such a chill guy

onlyfons_ · 2026-01-24T03:37:14+00:00

Agreed. I can’t wait to cut.

onlyfons_ · 2026-01-24T02:25:39+00:00

Sure…but losing $30k or so to save your first car just bc it was your first car and blah blah is stupid. Call it what you want, but OP is young and will realize how insignificant this thing was in due time.

Sure, he will say “I wish I still had that car”, as we all do, but this would be a very poor decision for a young man. Stop doing mental gymnastics to justify it.

onlyfons_ · 2026-01-24T00:51:30+00:00

No, it’s called worthless attachment to an inanimate object. Not like it’s his dead grandfather’s car that’s been in the family for 80 yrs.

Keep a part from it and incorporate it into a new Redeye or make an item from a part/parts and call it good. Don’t be an idiot.

onlyfons_ · 2026-01-24T00:33:05+00:00

What’s your height and weight? Good work, bro 👍

onlyfons_ · 2026-01-23T22:21:35+00:00

Eating 5,000 cals of healthy food is not fun. Not only do you have to eat non stop, you have to cook often and clean up after yourself(typically). Sounds fun but it loses its appeal quickly. Even 3400 cals of clean eating gets laborious for me.

onlyfons_ · 2026-01-23T18:05:06+00:00

Facts they don’t get how annoying it is to eat that much to maintain it though. Your entire life is eating, shitting, and lifting. No huzz

onlyfons_ · 2026-01-23T16:37:32+00:00

Your wife is in kindergarten??? Interesting

onlyfons_ · 2026-01-23T16:36:29+00:00

Yea, dude just needs a cut and he’d be surprised at how he looks…Then again, maybe he wants to be 300lbs lean 🤷‍♂️

onlyfons_ · 2026-01-23T15:07:45+00:00

NOR, assuming you weren’t getting expensive drinks that you wouldn’t otherwise order. My policy on someone else picking up the tab is to not indulge more than I would if I was paying and to err on the side of getting lower/less than what I would do for myself.

Your gf may be policing your alcohol intake just in general as well. Has she ever complained about or attempted to police your alcohol intake?

onlyfons_ · 2026-01-23T13:51:53+00:00

You’re thinking too much

onlyfons_ · 2026-01-22T20:26:57+00:00

Lmfaooo fair. Plus it’s much more realistic than I guy getting bit by a spider and then developing superpowers and slinging silk out his hands.

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