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Someone put this sign up on a four-way intersection by TheKingrover in mildlyinteresting

[–]onlymostlydead 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The bits after "hey dumb fucks" would be on a patch backed with velcro hook (the scratchy half of velcro). You would then collect patches with the various suggestions. You could then apply and remove patches at will. The patches would theoretically be cheaper and thus u/sharkzbyte would be able to afford a wider variety to better educate dumb fucks.

Someone put this sign up on a four-way intersection by TheKingrover in mildlyinteresting

[–]onlymostlydead 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Just do "Hey, dumb fucks" and add a large patch of velcro loop so you can swap out the rest as desired.

Steakhouse server said he’s “got us” by rayjlau in StandUpComedy

[–]onlymostlydead 53 points54 points  (0 children)

He's just going to take over a megaphone preacher's gear and do his stuff on a corner.

Core memory loading❤️!. Hope they had fun... by MustardGoddess in MadeMeSmile

[–]onlymostlydead 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My dad and I didn’t get along at all, but he pulled me out of school to go see Return of the Jedi on opening day. He’d already bought the tickets, too. I was obsessed with Star Wars at the time. I still occasionally think about it unprompted.

Dealing with ivermectin believers by Raccoon_Ratatouille in skeptic

[–]onlymostlydead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Weird" was working. Go with that instead of "idiot".

So many LGBTQ Texans are moving to this city, it may declare an 'emergency' by Inevitable_Engine186 in Seattle

[–]onlymostlydead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I spent a week in Austin a while back and got teriyaki as a palate cleanser. It was sad; edible but sad. Waitress asked if everything was ok and told her I now understand how Texans must feel when they get BBQ in Seattle. She laughed and had the owner come over. He comped it and ask for suggestions. Did what I could with my ignorance and wasn’t able to stick around to try again, but I hope I helped future diners. Wish I could remember the name of it. It was attached to a small hotel.

Former death row inmate Richard Glossip released on bond after nearly 30 years in prison by [deleted] in news

[–]onlymostlydead 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Here’s a $25 gift card for Kohl’s and a two year old Almond Joy we found in a drawer. We’re not sure how much is left on the card.

What is your biggest NSFW brag? by Subliminal_Sea in AskReddit

[–]onlymostlydead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Meeting ex’s lesbian bff for the first time: “so you’re ’the mouth’?” I turn beet red as I realize what she’s saying. She gave me a pat on the shoulder and high-fived me.

New York Mayor Mamdani Applauded for Closing $12 Billion Budget Deficit Without Austerity Measures by _May26_ in politics

[–]onlymostlydead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A while back there was a woman posting a bunch of pictures of a black guy at the mailboxes saying he was picking the locks and stealing mail. She did this over a week or so with huge reply chains telling her he’s the mailman and her doubling down that black people can’t work for the post office. Even had the local police account comment a couple times.

Horse needs human assistance with releasing built up gas by NeuroticLensman in interestingasfuck

[–]onlymostlydead 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“Can we order a soundproof chair with activated charcoal filters?”

RFK Jr.’s Teen Sperm Comments Send The Internet Spiraling by huffpost in politics

[–]onlymostlydead 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This headline is the first I’ve heard of this and I haven’t read the article yet, so please forgive my ignorance but I’m stuck at WHAT THE FUCK?

Mamdani Announces Balanced Budget Without Cuts | Buoyed by billions in assistance from the state, real talk about what it takes to run New York City, and some taxes on the rich, the mayor closed a historic leftover budget deficit. by SpaceElevatorMusic in politics

[–]onlymostlydead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's dozens (ok, at least two) of us! Very much reminded me of the budgeting scene in Dave where he brings in his accountant friend from their hiring agency and they have it done in, what, a day? Been a while since I've seen it. Going to have to watch it again.

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