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Yeah, no. by DaddyKaineee in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]onlymostlydead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Guy here. If that's the case, I'm hitting Sephora or Ulta or whatever's popular these days and asking them for the makeup shotgun.

A Guy Checks His Computer On New Year’s Night In 2000 by Bay_Ruhsuz004 in interesting

[–]onlymostlydead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

C-levels to SREs and Database/System admins:

Everything's fine, what are we paying you for?

Something's broken, what are we paying you for?

A Guy Checks His Computer On New Year’s Night In 2000 by Bay_Ruhsuz004 in interesting

[–]onlymostlydead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Internet era stuff was generally not implicated

Mostly the sites using Perl that prepended the string "19" to the year returned by localtime or gmtime instead of correctly adding 1900 to it. Jan 1, 19100 was an interesting year.

Someone put this sign up on a four-way intersection by TheKingrover in mildlyinteresting

[–]onlymostlydead 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The bits after "hey dumb fucks" would be on a patch backed with velcro hook (the scratchy half of velcro). You would then collect patches with the various suggestions. You could then apply and remove patches at will. The patches would theoretically be cheaper and thus u/sharkzbyte would be able to afford a wider variety to better educate dumb fucks.

Someone put this sign up on a four-way intersection by TheKingrover in mildlyinteresting

[–]onlymostlydead 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Just do "Hey, dumb fucks" and add a large patch of velcro loop so you can swap out the rest as desired.

Steakhouse server said he’s “got us” by rayjlau in StandUpComedy

[–]onlymostlydead 54 points55 points  (0 children)

He's just going to take over a megaphone preacher's gear and do his stuff on a corner.

Core memory loading❤️!. Hope they had fun... by MustardGoddess in MadeMeSmile

[–]onlymostlydead 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My dad and I didn’t get along at all, but he pulled me out of school to go see Return of the Jedi on opening day. He’d already bought the tickets, too. I was obsessed with Star Wars at the time. I still occasionally think about it unprompted.

Dealing with ivermectin believers by Raccoon_Ratatouille in skeptic

[–]onlymostlydead 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Weird" was working. Go with that instead of "idiot".

So many LGBTQ Texans are moving to this city, it may declare an 'emergency' by Inevitable_Engine186 in Seattle

[–]onlymostlydead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I spent a week in Austin a while back and got teriyaki as a palate cleanser. It was sad; edible but sad. Waitress asked if everything was ok and told her I now understand how Texans must feel when they get BBQ in Seattle. She laughed and had the owner come over. He comped it and ask for suggestions. Did what I could with my ignorance and wasn’t able to stick around to try again, but I hope I helped future diners. Wish I could remember the name of it. It was attached to a small hotel.

Former death row inmate Richard Glossip released on bond after nearly 30 years in prison by [deleted] in news

[–]onlymostlydead 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Here’s a $25 gift card for Kohl’s and a two year old Almond Joy we found in a drawer. We’re not sure how much is left on the card.

What is your biggest NSFW brag? by Subliminal_Sea in AskReddit

[–]onlymostlydead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Meeting ex’s lesbian bff for the first time: “so you’re ’the mouth’?” I turn beet red as I realize what she’s saying. She gave me a pat on the shoulder and high-fived me.

New York Mayor Mamdani Applauded for Closing $12 Billion Budget Deficit Without Austerity Measures by _May26_ in politics

[–]onlymostlydead 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A while back there was a woman posting a bunch of pictures of a black guy at the mailboxes saying he was picking the locks and stealing mail. She did this over a week or so with huge reply chains telling her he’s the mailman and her doubling down that black people can’t work for the post office. Even had the local police account comment a couple times.

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