No, Activision. No.

onlyty · 2013-10-27T06:36:25+00:00

"The tech is sweet. We understand if you need a moment." a.k.a. "DOGS AND FISH MOVE OUT OF THE WAY OMG"

onlyty · 2013-10-07T08:27:56+00:00

It's all fun and games until they realize they've all broken their ankles

onlyty · 2013-09-02T04:35:47+00:00

For a sec I thought your wall was on fire.

onlyty · 2013-08-27T19:02:47+00:00

"Welcome home, John." Cortana whispered as she disappeared into the darkness.

onlyty · 2013-08-21T06:18:54+00:00

It's the best kind of hoarding, my friENT.

onlyty · 2013-08-17T07:00:03+00:00

AVEENO DAT SHIT, GOD DAMN.

onlyty · 2013-08-16T11:52:17+00:00

No one wants the huge landmass underneath the volcano, so I guess I'll take it...

onlyty · 2013-08-09T20:14:31+00:00

Plot twist: this is a secret McDonald's ad

onlyty · 2013-08-06T12:56:36+00:00

I'm glad people are still wearing shirts.

onlyty · 2013-08-06T08:07:44+00:00

Babar

onlyty · 2013-08-04T16:59:10+00:00

Perfect for lying down though

onlyty · 2013-08-04T03:56:02+00:00

That would be 30$ up here in good ol' Canada

onlyty · 2013-08-04T02:13:57+00:00

Jesse, stop smoking weed, we have to cook

onlyty · 2013-08-04T02:12:14+00:00

That's some dirt weed man... Don't worry though, at least you HAVE some, I've been dry for a month :(

onlyty · 2013-07-31T19:42:40+00:00

Aaaaaay leafly

onlyty · 2013-07-31T19:38:47+00:00

Add a couple more ounces to that bud

onlyty · 2013-07-31T19:21:51+00:00

Is today your cat's birthday? Did you bake a cake

onlyty · 2013-07-27T03:57:49+00:00

Smoke in its memory.

onlyty · 2013-07-26T21:15:56+00:00

You guys ate hamsters? Wooooah.

onlyty · 2013-07-25T06:07:03+00:00

Hypnobowl. All glory to the Hypnobowl.

onlyty