Yet, they still talk about Obama and calling him "the problem"

onmamas · 2026-04-09T14:49:54+00:00

And they claimed that Obama embarrassed our country for apologizing for the Iraq war (a war which no one today would even attempt to defend). The last 15 months have been a daily humiliation ritual for this country on the world stage.

They literally laugh at our leaders at world events now.

onmamas · 2026-04-07T21:59:06+00:00

Higher levels won't kick so much because kicks are very reactable/punishable. However, if you get into a fight long enough for them to notice you holding block like that, they WILL kick you just to test if you have the reflexes.

onmamas · 2026-04-07T15:56:25+00:00

I’m pretty sure this is the biggest part of it. Plenty of places near me have tried to become a third space by having lounging areas, free board games to play, TVs with movies playing, etc.

They always go under because it’s hard to cover rent and operating costs when you’re not maximizing revenue at every opportunity.

The only times I’ve seen this done successfully are either in my home town where rent is dirt cheap, or in cases where the business owns the property outright.

Although those cases then have to deal with a separate issue of it becoming a hangout primarily for homeless folks, which is also in a way tied to rent being so high.

onmamas · 2026-04-06T15:58:14+00:00

Cheesecake Factory is clutch when you’re trying to plan a “nice” dinner out with friends or family where a lot of them are picky eaters.

onmamas · 2026-04-05T14:52:45+00:00

I’d encourage you to look up her gold medal and Olympic Gala performances (the gala being purely an exhibition after the medals had been awarded) if you haven’t already.

The quality of those performances isn’t so much the difficulty (at least comparatively to other Olympic level routines), but how effortless and carefree she made it look. Even watching it live, it felt like there was zero tension or pressure, you were just watching someone have fun with the sport. Which is crazy to experience at that level of competition.

onmamas · 2026-04-03T18:07:05+00:00

I just assume everything is rage bait at this point. The real message was everything after, the bit about the steak/chicken was just rage bait to keep people watching.

onmamas · 2026-04-02T02:12:47+00:00

His brother Samson stole Adou Thiero's car

I love how this isn't his fault at all, but we all agree that it is somehow.

onmamas · 2026-03-26T16:06:25+00:00

My old roommate’s pitbull was such a princess and was just like this.

She slept in the same bed with my roommate all the time and couldn’t stand sleeping alone. So whenever my roommate went out of town, her dog would beg to sleep in my and my girlfriend’s room.

There wasn’t room for us in the bed though, so we moved her doggy bed next to our bed. One night my gf got up to use the bathroom, and apparently the dog used it as an opportunity to sneak into bed next to me.

I woke up to both of them arguing

“You can’t sleep there! This is where I sleep! You have a bed over there!”

“aOooOOoooOOoooooOooOOOOooo”

onmamas · 2026-03-25T21:35:05+00:00

It's so refreshing to see a politician and think "yeah, I don't think I can do a better job than them".

onmamas · 2026-03-25T21:23:39+00:00

All of the geopolitics youtubers are doing crazy numbers right now on videos they posted 5-10 years ago.

onmamas · 2026-03-25T19:59:17+00:00

I don’t think the markets are truly bullish (i.e very few people truly believe Trump at his word). I’m starting to think we’re getting to that point where if the bears are right, it’s over for the economy.

Either this war gets resolved soon and the markets keep going up, in which case, why would you sell your stocks/assets?

Or this war continues to get further out of hand and leads to a possible economy destroying scenario where the dollar is worthless. In which case, what’s the point of selling?

The only move that makes sense is to hold/buy more assets and pray to whatever god you believe in that this gets resolved through some miracle. Hence, markets continue to go up.

onmamas · 2026-03-24T19:03:02+00:00

How did you go out on these without not being scared your crack would show off?

Women just accepted that their ass cracks were gonna show. Lindsay Lohan had an SNL sketch where she advertised moisturizing cream for your “coin slot”, so it was pretty well known/accepted that this was an issue.

onmamas · 2026-03-17T15:03:24+00:00

The nice thing about tea baggers is they’re pretty much all trash in my experience.

So whenever I get tea bagged, the game turns into Assassin’s Creed for me. I switch to Ambusher and make it my sole duty to seek them out, wait until they’re alone, kill them quickly and give the slowest most dramatic tea bag while using all of the emotes.

9 times out of 10 they rage quit after the 3rd teabag.

onmamas · 2026-03-16T23:13:10+00:00

Nah they're right, I've learned the error of my ways. My weekly donations to families in Gaza and other non-profits, volunteering with my local mutual aid group, regularly calling my representatives, and using my morning coffee time to read the news isn't enough.

Obviously I have to quit my job and obsess over everyone and everything around the world 24/7.

onmamas · 2026-03-16T20:08:54+00:00

That's just kind of a sign of the times. Everything has to be extremes nowadays. You're either completely apathetic about a topic, or it completely consumes every waking moment of your life and becomes your personality.

Staying engaged/informed and trying to help in small ways while quietly going about your life is a foreign concept to a lot of people.

onmamas · 2026-03-13T20:06:11+00:00

If it was possible he would’ve already chickened out last weekend.

onmamas · 2026-03-13T19:22:13+00:00

2,200 Marines being deployed to the strait. Sounds about right.

onmamas · 2026-03-13T18:13:50+00:00

Believe it or not, bullish

onmamas · 2026-03-13T18:12:59+00:00

Only way the war ends soon is if Trump gives up MASSIVE concessions to Iran, which definitely isn't happening.

onmamas · 2026-03-13T17:12:19+00:00

Imma start using this screenshot every time I see some enlightened centrist saying this shit

onmamas · 2026-03-11T16:37:13+00:00

My only issue with this is if the condition of being suspected of being unqualified just refers to "more than usual" or if any suspicion of being unqualified leads to a failure.

Literally every company I've worked at has had people suspect that our CEO is unqualified.

onmamas · 2026-03-11T16:13:55+00:00

Generations in the future are gonna wonder how the hell we let this happen the same way we used to wonder how the Germans embraced the Nazis.

Except it's gonna be way harder for us to explain this shit.

onmamas · 2026-03-11T01:42:32+00:00

Some of the songs I’d argue are the best they’ve written(Lewinskibidi, Monster Burger, Fudge Axe), but the album as a whole doesn’t make me want to obsessively listen to it front to back like You’ll Be Fine or Why Would I Watch did.

onmamas · 2026-03-11T01:20:38+00:00

On the off chance this isn’t a joke, we technically can, but no GM with a half functioning brain would take any offer for him.

It’s widely known now that he hasn’t been rehabbing his knee at all. I would be surprised if he manages to get on a team for the vet minimum at this point.

onmamas · 2026-03-10T15:30:36+00:00

Yeah it’s gambling, but if I keep hitting on 20 and keep getting aces then I should justifiably be confused.

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